FUNNY JOKE (I GET JOKES...)

[nowimhungry]

An elderly man is at the doctor for his yearly check up, and the doctor asks him "Do you and your wife still have sexual intercourse?". The man seems puzzled by the question, and sticks his head out of the examining room and into the waiting room, where his wife is sitting.

"Honey", the old man asks, "do we still have sexual intercourse".

His wife responds "God damn it, Harry, how many times do I have to tell you...we have Blue Cross Blue Shield!!!"



In the 80s, a guy on a cell phone looked like he had a loaf of bread up to his ear.
--- Ron

[Poma]

i'm confuzzed, i'm tryin to find the humor in this, but i can't.

Wats the joke????????????????

[nowimhungry]

forget it....

In the 80s, a guy on a cell phone looked like he had a loaf of bread up to his ear.
--- Ron

[bisqit999]

nice try, but you get the sheepy horn wah wah wah waaahhh

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"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[Reephdweller]

A guy goes to a psychiatrist because he's having severe problems
with his sex life. The psychiatrist askes him a lot of questions, but
can't get a clear read on the problems.
Finally he asks, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?"


"Well, yes, I did once."


"Well, how did she look?"


"Oh, boy, she looked very angry!"


At this point, the psychiatrist feels he's really getting somewhere.
"Well that's very interesting. We must look into this further. Now tell me, you say
that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex. That seems somewhat
unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that one time?"

"She was watching us through the window."

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[Papa Noel]

OKAY TERRIFIC!

"Thanks for judging" - Ron
" POPa noel " - Ron