Corny Comebacks...

[Reephdweller]

I was in a store today and this girl says to this other girl "..that was so funny I forgot to laugh!", it sounded so pathetic. I was thinking about other comebacks that have lost their luster of the years...


...I know you are but what am I?
...NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
...hardy har har!


What others can you think of that are no longer funny that you still hear today?

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 1-18-03 @ 4:59 PM

[SatCam]

Lets not and say we did

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[phixion]

whenever somoneone says 'no shit sherlock'
i respond with 'fuck u watson'

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[FUNKMAN]

make like a banana and split...
make like a page and book...
make like a tree and leave...

go kiss headlights on the Parkway...
keep in touch with yourself...
what did your Dad do, put a bowl on your head...

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[EddieMoscone]

...I know you are but what am I? <P>
Can't help but think of Pee Wee Herman. It's funny when he says it. <P>

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[reeshy]

Pack yer ass with broken glass!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

does your face hurt
NO?
well it's killing me...

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[ag]

Im rubber you're glue what ever you say, bounces off of me and sticks to you

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"Takes one to know one!"


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[Lisa Croft]

You've forgotten the mother of all bad comebacks... "yo' momma". Awful.

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[KoHigh]

your mother wears combat boots. why is this supposed to be so insulting? is it the military aspect of it?


spark it up, what are you waiting for? kohigh

[TheMojoPin]

your mother wears combat boots. why is this supposed to be so insulting? is it the military aspect of it?

I always assumed it meant she was a lesbian. Your mom's girlfriend, that is. I have no idea what her wearing combat boots is supposed to mean. Maybe she's just rugged.




Yeah, seriously, it's supposed to mean someone's mom is a lesbian. Like yours.


Mmmmm, corrrrrrn...

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[Reephdweller]

what's the one where your momma has a kickstand..i forget how it goes.

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[FUNKMAN]

the roaches are so big in your house the rats have to carry machine guns...

where's the flood?

did your mother have any children that lived?

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[dcpete]

whenever somoneone says 'no shit sherlock'
i respond with 'fuck u watson'



i've always said and heard "dig/reach deeper watson"

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[FUNKMAN]

is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

i'd break your nose but i only have two hands?

what crawled up your ass and died?

he who smelt it dealt it...

he who denied it supplied it...



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[jamesdiggy]

You're all a bunch of Biters!

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Arienette]

i dont know that it's corny so much, but i've noticed myself reverting to the old standby "shut up!!" when people insult me and i have nothing better to come back with. it's really quite sad.

did your mother have any children that lived?ha, i kinda dig that one...

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[Lucento]

"Go pound salt up your ass"
"What were your born yesterday?"
"Put an egg in your shoe and beat it"
From Happy Days.. "Sit on it"
"Kiss my ass" - "My ass in your face"

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[Lucento]

Also, calling someone a "Bozo" is becoming old because the Bozo era was so long ago. They only know its another word for "clown".
What about names we use to call people we didnt know?
Pardon me MACK, or Hey PAL,
My mom calls men shes doesnt know "fella". I feel old fashioned because I call people Sir and Miss or Mam.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I knew this kid that used to just say

"NO THAT's YOU!"

He sat on the little bus.

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[FUNKMAN]

if I had a face like yours i would shave my ass and walk backwards...

i've seen a better face on a clock...

he's slow as molasses...

that guy runs like he got shit in his pants...

you throw like a girl...

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[Papa Noel]

and my favorite

HMM!?

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[East Side Dave]

"Go jump in a lemon and suck on a lake." I get it, you reversed them. Now you must be thrown in the dryer.



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[D-man762]

How about...

"No you do!"
or
"Your teeth are so far apart it looks like the grand canyon!"

[high fly]

"Same to you but more of it";

"Honest Mr. officer sir; I just FOUND these drugs, and I was just now on my way to turn them in"

[DJEvelEd]

I think the phrase "rude and rude" peaked years ago.

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[Donnielimes]

Eat the Peanuts out of my shit! 1. Eat the peanuts out of my shit 2. No thanx I'm a corn man Myself. <P>

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