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Johnathan H Christ

01-17-2003, 10:10 PM

my cat has always been a slut for attention, but lately she keeps coming up and rubbing herself on my legs while im standing infront of the toilet taking a piss. what the f ? i cant kick my cat, but it sickens me to see her snuggling between my leg, and the toilet bowl. and you know that there's got to be at least a little splash back. ewww no kitty, no!

If polyamory is wrong... i don't want to be right.

Bob Impact

01-18-2003, 08:19 AM

my cat is begging for a golden shower

my cat has always been a slut for attention

snuggling between my leg

Every just get the feeling you shouldn't tell people some things? This would be one of those things.

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Coco

01-18-2003, 08:49 AM

Uggggggh, did you ever try
closing the door after you?

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ChrisTheCop

01-18-2003, 09:24 AM

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<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aldukesfan-christhecop.gif">ADF, who else?

golfcourseguy

01-18-2003, 10:37 AM

Does "your roommate" feel the same way ? How's that search for the third goin'? Maybe consider a doglover? Where's that icon?:)

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DarkHippie

01-18-2003, 10:47 AM

it's so hot when they beg

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Death Metal Moe

01-19-2003, 11:49 AM

Just pee on the thing and get your Jollies.

I'm calling the ASPCA on your sick ass.

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Bama

01-19-2003, 06:05 PM

I'm officially off the DrtyLuv bandwagon.

You own a cat?!?!?!

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McNabbShouldDie

01-19-2003, 06:10 PM

you have the money to bathe your cat in gold?

Black_Metal_Jon

01-19-2003, 06:10 PM

this is just a guess...but uh maybe you should clean your special area some more..

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Gaia

01-19-2003, 10:43 PM

Your cat is Just saying hello...It's the way cat's say they own you and love you ...don't pee on your cat Motherfucker...just close the GODDAMN DOOR YOU LAZY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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Patches

01-20-2003, 10:38 AM

I think Dirtyluv has found his 3rd pussy.

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hyperspace

01-20-2003, 11:10 AM

is your cat's name Norton by any chance??