I am pretty sure that I ate semen and saliva today.

[JerseyRich]

After waiting for 10 mins for them to prepare my food at the chinese food take out place...I drove over to the small resturant near my house.
I am not a fan of spicy food(This is an important part of the story)

So I ordered the Sesame Chicken lunch special which consists of Sesame Chicken, Fried Rice, Wonton Soup and some small packets of soy sauce.
I got to the resturant to pick up my lunch...and the guys says,"General Tso's Chicken?"
I said...No...I ordered sesame chicken. He says... "No...you said General Tso's Chicken"
I would never order that...so I said..No...I'm sorry...I ordered Sesame chicken.
At this point, my heart was racing with the thought of them spitting in my food. But I just sat down and read some nice Newsweek magazines from July of 2001.

So I sit down...and he comes out less than 3 minutes later with my food...
What the hell? Does it really take that short amount of time to get my food? It did taste kinda spicy...So I figure he just washed off all the spicy sauce and put some non-spicy sauce on.

Whatya think?

Should I be worried?

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 1-17-03 @ 4:08 PM

[Christy]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Jennitalia]

fag

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I am pretty sure that I ate semen


Does it really take that short amount of time


Should I be worried?


All signs point to YES.

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[Patches]

Was this the sauce packet? Cuz if it was, I'm pretty sure you ate splooge.

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Did somebody say
chicken?!


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[silera]

You've put worse in your mouth.


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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 1-17-03 @ 4:13 PM

[JustJon]

I am pretty sure that I ate semen and saliva today
Well, we know Rich knows what both taste like from previous experience.

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[IrishAlkey]

You should've brought some over to my house.

I would've been able to tell.

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[Abrasive Dean]

I am pretty sure that I ate semen and saliva today.


Jesus Rich! did you know I was about to eat before you wrote that?

Suddenly I no longer feel hungry.

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[JerseyRich]

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This was the packet of soy sauce...I am convinced that this is actually Chinese Man-Goo...It's a conspiracy!

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[Contra]

I am pretty sure that I ate semen and saliva today.


i'd say something, but when you make it so easy, its just no fun:(

DAMN YOU!

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[Abrasive Dean]

.I am convinced that this is actually Chinese Man-Goo...It's a conspiracy!


You may be on to something here is one I found:

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This message was edited by Abrasive Dean on 1-17-03 @ 4:47 PM

[Orallo]

Rich,

You broke the golden rule of take-out food.

Never, under ANY circumstances send ANYTHING back, EVER!!

You may take the wrong order walk outside and throw it away, and then re-order and hope that they get it right the second time.

If you argue with them you are guaranteed to eat, spit, man juice and asscheese.

Peace & Hugs,


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[JerseyRich]

damn...Mostly man goo...You can't even get the good 100% pure stuff anymore.


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[ChrisTheCop]

I am pretty sure that I ate semen and saliva today
Why should today be any different from any other day?

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..and you faggots called me a homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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[Yerdaddy]

So where's this place at, exactly?

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[TheMojoPin]

Josey....NO!!!!

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[Katylina]

Does it really take that short amount of time to get my food?

Quick to cook, quick to eat, and quick to leave the body. Gotta love Chinese food!
You are a cum guzzling sewer rat!
I like Sesame Chicken too; that's what I had for dinner last night.

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[Doogie]

Jesus after ya sent it back you might have well just ordered "Cream of sum yun guy"

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[Yerdaddy]

You are a cum guzzling sewer rat!
It's like she can see into your soul.

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It was a joke goddammit!

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 1-17-03 @ 11:55 PM

[fluffernutter]

It really does make one think. Was there any white clumps like you find on ones hand in the shower? Hope not for your sake. I perish the THOUGHT of anyone at ANY fast service restaurant of anyone jerking, spitting or excreting anything into my food.

Whe I worked at Little Caesar's the asshole I worked with there, I saw him spit in the sauce and hock a huge loogey on the sauce and put the cheese on top of it. He even spit on it again when it came out of the oven and gave it to this sweet old lady. I was horrified!

Josey....NO!!!!


Anyone else want to smack his fat little face?

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i dont knoe the temperment of chinese food workers these days, but as a delivery driver, i reserve the body fluids for people who really deserve it. the question you need to ask youself is "did i really deserve it?"

If polyamory is wrong... i don't want to be right.

[Johnathan H Christ]

and by the way... its nothing to be concerned about its just the body fluids of a stranger.....i envite anyone who hasn't ingested that to cast the first stone

If polyamory is wrong... i don't want to be right.

[JerseyRich]

the question you need to ask youself is "did i really deserve it?"
Maybe for other things...But not for him not hearing my order correctly over the phone...
Get a new phone you fucking pricks!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Lucento]

You never hear about women wiping your glass rim with pussy juice, you notice that?

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[Lucento]

Creme of Som Young Guy?

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[Hosp]

First, General Tso's and Sesame Chicken are the same thing except for the sessame seeds and either is only worth ordering if they use only white meat.

Secondly, you freaking brits are such panty waist. If you can't handle some flavor why not just stick to your beans on toast?

And as far as the semen goes, whatever you do for "desert" is your business.

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[Reephdweller]

You never hear about women wiping your glass rim with pussy juice, you notice that?

no..but now i'm all horny again!

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[Crippler]

so...very....disturbing.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

EEEWW you Nagasagi Nympho.. did you try the sweet and spodgey sauce?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Well, you THOUGHT there MIGHT be spit and/or semen on it, but you ate it anyway.

SO I think you secretly hope the answer to this question is "YES!"

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