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skullcrush
01-16-2003, 05:08 PM
just something thats on your mind,that you feel the need to share with other people.il start...
how come its the year 2003 and there still aint a flying car out there yet.not even a hover board like in "back to the future"
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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!
canofsoup15
01-16-2003, 05:17 PM
How come its JANURARY and O and A are still in FUCKING COURT for something that happened in FUCKING AUGUST.
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I sit,
in my desolate room,
no lights, no music,
Just anger,
I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever,
but I'm feeling better,
Patches
01-16-2003, 05:51 PM
I'll probably masturbate later. I have lotion. Score!
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<b>Osama Bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! And I live in Rockaway. And this is my face, bitch!
-FF Mike Moran</b>
You know what?? For once I'm gonna rape my man tonight...been a while since I got some ass...and boy is he in trouble!!!!!
"What's my name Bitch??!!!!??"
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"Hear me sing, "swim to me, swim to me,". Let me enfold you, Here I am , Here I am, Waiting to hold you"
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whale_JUNK
01-16-2003, 06:15 PM
i farted in the shower before and it stunk real bad. i think the hot air made thing worse.
SPOON!
Death Metal Moe
01-16-2003, 06:16 PM
I've had this itch in the back of my throat for like a month now.
It's either the season or cancer.
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fiestygal
01-16-2003, 06:17 PM
theres nothing like butt sex
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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!
Arienette
01-16-2003, 06:19 PM
i'll probably masturbate later. i have batteries. score!
I've had this itch in the back of my throat for like a month now.
It's either the season or cancer.too many bj's
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i can hear the laughs, when they find i've fallen down again
i can hear the laughs, and it hurts so bad i have to smile</center>
MHasegawa
01-16-2003, 06:22 PM
Madden 2003 is almost done downloading. Hope this works.
But don't take my word for it...Doot-Doo-Doot!!
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Tenbatsuzen
01-16-2003, 06:25 PM
I wish I had Torgo's hat.
I've got cranky ass.
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Impossible is just a negotiation.
I like to use "quotation marks" in random places for "no reason."
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Ce sachet d'emballage n'est pas un jouet.</center>
Abrasive Dean
01-16-2003, 06:35 PM
What's an "occasional table' the rest of the time?
Good to see Londonanders knows a good pint when he sees one...
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Patches
01-16-2003, 06:41 PM
I'll probably masturbate later. I have lotion. Score!
i'll probably masturbate later. i have batteries. score!
Ok this just seems to me like a waste of lotion AND batteries :-)
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<b>Osama Bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! And I live in Rockaway. And this is my face, bitch!
-FF Mike Moran</b>
Reephdweller
01-16-2003, 06:41 PM
I'm slowly developing sexual urgings for the other lady detective on CSI: Las Vegas.
Jorja Fox
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monkeypies
01-16-2003, 06:42 PM
I just thought i would share this funny web cartoon http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf thanks Melanie :) <P>
This message was edited by monkeypies on 1-16-03 @ 11:06 PM
Reephdweller
01-16-2003, 06:58 PM
I just thought i would share this funny web cartoon
I love this animation. KIKOMAN!
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Death Metal Moe
01-16-2003, 07:00 PM
Why does it take like an hour to fully absorb hand lotion? Your hands are greasy for that entire time. And I'm not sure it really helps my skin. I think it probably just gets rubbed off on my clothes and other things I may touch.
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FiveB247
01-16-2003, 07:01 PM
I don't have much to share...but now that I think about it...that is kinda sharing something..
reeshy
01-16-2003, 07:03 PM
You know what?? For once I'm gonna rape my man tonight...been a while since I got some ass...and boy is he in trouble!!!!!
I know what you mean!!
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This is really me!!
phixion
01-16-2003, 07:07 PM
arite this has been boggling my mind for years. how did we ever start smoking chronic, or anything for that matter. i mean we learned what to eat and what not to eat. but which cave-man decided to smoke that sweet smelling herb? i mean eat it if anything why smoke? same thing for tabacco?
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drinking beers, beers, beersrolling fatties, smoking bluntswho smokes the blunts?we smoke the blunts." -Jay
Abrasive Dean
01-16-2003, 07:11 PM
it probably just gets rubbed off on my clothes and other things I may touch.
Touch or repeatedly rub in long rhythmical strokes?
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LatinSpiceXoX
01-16-2003, 07:17 PM
I gotta stop watching reality tv
'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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jamesdiggy
01-16-2003, 07:23 PM
I'm blissfully unaware.
Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.
I used to think i was indecisive,
but now I'm not so sure
"I wanna publish 'zines and rage
against machines. i wanna
pierce my tounge. it doesn't hurt
it feels fine"
I hope I win at gambling today
I miss my dog )c:
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<b>Cheers, Fuckface!</b>
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DreamWeaver
01-17-2003, 06:25 AM
I think of Missy when I take a shit. I wonder what she thinks about.
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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 1-17-03 @ 10:30 AM
MHasegawa
01-17-2003, 07:01 AM
Madden 2002 is really good. Now I have to download an MLB game to go with hockey and football, maybe Fifa as well.
But don't take my word for it...Doot-Doo-Doot!!
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hyperspace
01-17-2003, 07:23 AM
what is the plural for scrotom?
Tenbatsuzen
01-17-2003, 07:45 AM
I have a sandwich waiting for me in the fridge.
I also start my new job on Monday.
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Impossible is just a negotiation.
skullcrush
01-17-2003, 07:49 AM
i was all happy about coming home at lunch and yanking it,until my god damm roomate came walking in the door.
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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!
angrymissy
01-17-2003, 07:52 AM
I think of Missy when I take a shit. I wonder what she thinks about.
After reading this, I will automatically think of Gina every time I shit. It's a never ending cycle.
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JerryTaker
01-17-2003, 08:38 AM
I have to paint 3 goblin fanatics, a doom diver goblin crew and 5 black orcs for south Jersey tomorow morning...
and a ton of flocking...
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<marquee width=300 scrollamount="5">The Priest is cold and dead, on his knees he fed from my barrel of death, he turned the Holy Water red. As he died he said, "Thank You," I just watched him bleed... </marquee>
Zipgun
01-17-2003, 08:44 AM
Whitey owns me.
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IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 08:48 AM
I sold Skid to whitey.
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Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 08:58 AM
and a ton of flocking...
is that a new word for masturbating?
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
JerryTaker
01-17-2003, 09:06 AM
is that a new word for masturbating?
Well, it involves glue and colored sawdust, so... yes.
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<marquee width=300 scrollamount="5">The Priest is cold and dead, on his knees he fed from my barrel of death, he turned the Holy Water red. As he died he said, "Thank You," I just watched him bleed... </marquee>
F1Gm3nT
01-17-2003, 09:08 AM
is there anything wrong with a spic lieking Dave Matthews band? or Ben Harper?
Ber Harper is half black
Dave Matthews has 3 black band members
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"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
F1Gm3nT
01-17-2003, 09:25 AM
I think of Missy when I take a shit. I wonder what she thinks about.
now that's friendship love
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"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-17-2003, 10:14 AM
How am I going to buy skid back from whitey?
How am I going to keep Alkey from selling skid back to whitey?
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thank you dcpete!
I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:18 AM
Whitey and I shall doubleteam Fuzzy for Skid's freedom!
It's a small price to pay.
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F1Gm3nT
01-17-2003, 10:21 AM
what about me masta?
freedom? please masta
or atleast a piece of the action comon hook a slave up
slaves need love too ya know
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"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony
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Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 10:21 AM
i cant believe my precious little Skittles made such a stinky poopie this morning. I didnt think she had it in her
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:24 AM
i cant believe my precious little Skittles made such a stinky poopie this morning.
This is about as random as it gets, folks.
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IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:26 AM
NEW JERSEY IS JEWISH BUT ONIONS FORGOT MY PASSWORD!
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Hybrid
01-17-2003, 10:26 AM
malcom x owns jelly bean farms in mother russia
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<b><font color= blue>There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</font></b></center>
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:27 AM
HORSE KEYS ARE DROWNING IN MY SHOELACES
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Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 10:28 AM
This is about as random as it gets, folks
thank you, i try
cant wait to go home and scoop it out of the box
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
Hybrid
01-17-2003, 10:29 AM
CUT MY HAIR WITH PINE CONES AND DIP ME IN THE 70'S
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<b><font color= blue>There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</font></b></center>
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:30 AM
YELLOW KNOBS FLY NOODLES
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 10:31 AM
My flaming German poodle managed to overrun the pisspoor defenses of your MIND with nothing but soul-bullets.
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:32 AM
A WAGON FOR MY TONGUE? YOU MUST BE A MARSHMALLOW'S TRICYCLE!
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Hybrid
01-17-2003, 10:34 AM
EXCUSE ME SIR MY BALLOON HAS PUSHUPS FROM ENGLAND
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<b><font color= blue>There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</font></b></center>
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:35 AM
THE CRICKETS PARKED MY TROUSERS
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Hybrid
01-17-2003, 10:38 AM
TUESDAY IS FREE IGUANA DAY IN MY LIVER
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<b><font color= blue>There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</font></b></center>
DreamWeaver
01-17-2003, 10:38 AM
Welcome to the Alkey and Hybrid show!
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 10:39 AM
WHY CAN'T THE BICYCLE RUN FOR THE EMPEROR OF CUBA?
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:39 AM
A BLOODY PEACOCK SPOONED MY HAMSTER
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 10:41 AM
THE HORRIBLE SODA POP FUZZ CAUSED MUCH FLOODING AND HERPES IN MY SHOES.
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:42 AM
SAMMY DAVIS HANDED ME A NAPKIN FULL OF SCOTCH AND HELICOPTER CROTCHES
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 10:43 AM
THE PLASTIC WRAP OVER HER HUMP SIMPLY IS NOT THE LOVE I INTENDED TO RENT.
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:45 AM
I SCREAM WHEN PILLOWS FIGHT
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dassal3399
01-17-2003, 10:46 AM
I haven't got a bj in a while.
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IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:47 AM
PUT MORE SAP ON MY CONE, AUDREY
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Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 10:48 AM
my tookie itches
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:51 AM
TULIPS TUMBLE TOWARDS TOPPLED TRUFFLES
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angrymissy
01-17-2003, 11:05 AM
i have bad heartburn. never get something called "chop fooey" from the company cafeteria
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 11:08 AM
THE MARBLES IN MY CHEEKS WILL FIGHT AWAY THE DROWNING WHEN I AM BORN INTO EMMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER.
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 11:09 AM
COCKLES SMELL LIKE COCKLES
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 11:12 AM
I RODE UPON THE MOUNTAIN'S FIRE WTH A VERMICIOUS KNID AT MY SIDE.
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 11:18 AM
A PENIS CRAPPED ON MY MITTENS
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TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 11:19 AM
LOOK! MAN'S LOVE OF HATEFUL TUNA HAS BROUGHT A WIND OF SCHNAPPS!
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 11:21 AM
Tis only a flesh wound
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 11:22 AM
FRAGGLES SMOKE JELLO
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dassal3399
01-17-2003, 11:26 AM
I hate when people bother me when I'm in the middle of something.
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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"
Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!
TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 11:27 AM
WILL THE BIRTS PILE WITH REVOLT WHEN THE SHIP DECIDES TO WALK TO THE CHURCH?
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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
Christy
01-17-2003, 11:28 AM
I'm sad ... my Mommy is very ill.
I'm tired, yet I am jacked up on 3 Starbucks.
I'm listening to, "All the Things She Said."
Where are your "friends" when you really need 'em?
I LOVE girly batchin' ... definitely relieves stress!
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IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 11:30 AM
LIME'S DISEASE TASTES LIKE CHERRY
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flavorsaver
01-17-2003, 11:37 AM
Why, in commercials for new movies, do they say 'only in theaters'?
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01-17-2003, 11:51 AM
I looooove quiffs!! they crack me up!!
Peace & hugs.
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FelixDasGato
01-17-2003, 12:14 PM
I think I need a haircut.
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01-17-2003, 12:18 PM
Should I take the job at Apple Computer?
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01-17-2003, 12:19 PM
I think i had such a violent poop that my rectum turned inside out... can it do that?
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01-17-2003, 12:29 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels
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I hate people who cant drive to save there lives!
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FelixDasGato
01-17-2003, 01:36 PM
bagels and beagles, beagles and bagels.
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F1Gm3nT
01-17-2003, 02:26 PM
NUMBS GUMS YUMS
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french bread pizza
01-17-2003, 10:01 PM
whenever i start to think that i normal, i remember that normal spelle backwords is lamron...and that doesn't seem very normal at all
your welcome
jamesdiggy
01-17-2003, 10:08 PM
I'm a Scientologist, so Lamron Hubbard is King.
Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.
IrishAlkey
01-17-2003, 10:12 PM
whenever i start to think that i normal, i remember that normal spelle backwords is lamron...and that doesn't seem very normal at all
This is why I love her.
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01-17-2003, 10:20 PM
infomercials make more sense when u've been drinkin
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01-17-2003, 10:29 PM
warmed remy martin XO has got to be one of the greayest smells on earth
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golfcourseguy
01-18-2003, 11:21 AM
Sometimes I leave typos in, on purpose, and can't find them.
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Miss Dolores Haze
01-18-2003, 01:49 PM
Geschlecht kuriert Tiefstand
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french bread pizza
01-18-2003, 06:55 PM
This is why I love her.
i love you more
your welcome
skullcrush
01-19-2003, 08:13 AM
sometimes when im on the phone with my wife,i wish god never invented alex gramm bell.
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Reephdweller
01-19-2003, 08:20 AM
Where are your "friends" when you really need 'em?
we're right here. and praying for your mom.
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Reephdweller
01-19-2003, 08:21 AM
ever smash a pumpkin while listening to the smashing pumpkins?
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Butters
01-19-2003, 08:23 AM
someone should invent a hamster powered puppet show
Come on how many times in your life can you say...hehe ^.^
I don't want to do anything illegal but I would kill someone in front of their own moma for a ten-speed
hyperspace
01-19-2003, 09:18 AM
sometimes a girls ass just smells good!!
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