Best Monty Python Bit

[IkeaBoy]

There's an SNL Best Bit thread so I was wondering what some of your favorite bits of the best Comedy troupe ever?

Let me start off with classic The Spanish Inquisition and the lesser known "The Bishop"

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[Pootertoot]

You've struck something close to my heart...the best sketch is:

Why is there a penguin on the telly?

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[Honey]

I may have the distance wrong, but my favorite bit was the fifty meter dash for people with no sense of direction. At the gunshot, everyone at the start line just ran away, rather than forward.

[Fezbian]

DINGDALE!!!!!

Nothing can stop the Grimace!

[Maureen]

The Argument
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay.


Pretty much any skit featuring Cleese and Palin.

[Pootertoot]

Wher'e's Bicycle Repair Man when we need him?

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[Kelly Deforest]

The upperclass twit of the year contest and the lumberjack song

"Baron Mikel Scikluna Rules"

[Little Kev]

"The Last Supper" sketch from "Live at hte Hollywood Bowl"

The Pope: There were only twelve deciples and one Christ!
Michelangelo: ONE?!

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[The Blowhard]

I'm more of a Rowan Atkinson and Benny Hill fan. I never really cared for the MP guys.
What was that "Lumberjack thing"? Zzzzzzz.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

The name escapes me but I would have to go with the parody of the Beatles.

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[The Blowhard]

"The Rutles"

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[Captain Rooster]

HOLY GRAIL - hands down!!!!!!!!!!

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[flyinEyeball]

My 2 favorites are:

The Cheese Shop
Dead Parrot

[furie]

without a doubt, the best monty python skit was "the argument" sketch. simply because it had the best punchline: "I could be arguing in my spare time."


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[mikeyboy]

bored, furie?

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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
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'Till we're blown away!


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[furie]

yes


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[Bill From Yorktown]

Say no more

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[murfee]

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Oh, yeah. And I like

Johan gambleputty de von ausfern schleppen slittle crass crenborn fried digger dingle dangle dongle...

and Nobody expects the Spanish Inquision.

edit: Link to the full thing:
<a href="http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm">of Ulm</a>

edit (part II): oh yeah, the Dennis Moore sketch is amazing. Lupins!

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The funniest joke in the world
Man turns into Scotsman
Michael Ellis
Mr Neutron


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[ChildofFez]

I love the classic
Ministry of silly walks
and "NO BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!"

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[torker]

best bit from the TV show:
Sam Peckinpah's 'Salad Days'

spurting blood is funny

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[Hottub]

I've always loved this one... (http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~beej/travelagent.html)

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[Billy Staples]

Hands down the Holy Grail...which in reality was more than a bit.

the theme song form the grail was grea t too. I used to have it on mY WNEw Computer and the erie TA DA when something bad happened in the movie..like the old woman form scene 26 showing up..or the legendary black beast of Cornwall


From the TV show, without a doubt

TWIT OF THE YEAR

when in order to win, you had to wake up your wife with a scream , jump over a matchbox and thelast event was shoot yourself in the head!!!

Priceless...Sunday nights were the best

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[furie]

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- n�rnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- sh”nedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?



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[Billy Staples]

or mr Upington Smythe...prnounced throat warbler mangrove

[bobrobot]

The Fish Slapping Dance is a hoot. Did anyone mention the Gumbys? Particularly Gumby Flower Arranging. My brain hurts...

"Oooooooo-wee
Golem, you ain't movin' me
You better feel that boogie beat
And get the clay out of your feet"

[Justice4all]

Man I really can't wait to see Spamalot....it is going to be hysterical live and in person.

Kinda like Rocky Horror was.

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