Whoever 1st said "If it's Yellow let it mellow, if it's Brown flush it down" is a SCUMBAG!

[Death Metal Moe]

MAN that is a shitty way to live!

I guess the idea is to conserve the water it takes to flush your toilet, but I'll be DAMNED if I live with piss in my toilet!

I mean WHY should me home bathroom reak of urine? If I wanted to live with a Gas Station toilet I'd rent a Gulf.

I flush if it's Yellor OR brown. Or greenish brown, or red and brown.

Or wacky Easter candy colors.

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[Patches]

I never heard that, but its pretty fucking gross. In fact, after a particulary squishy dump, I have to flush a couple of times because with these newer toilets with less water shit gets on the back of the bowl.

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[The Jays]

... this is the first I have ever heard of this saying... of course, that's because I collect all my work...


... which reminds me of this story my friend told me. He worked in a nursing home, and there was this one lil old lady. She was always talking about her children and how special they were to her. He thought this was sweet. But then, one day, she said she was going to give birth to her next child. She then proceeded to go to the bathroom. She came out and went back to her room. My friend questioned her on her "children". Turns out she thought of each of her bowel movemenst as a new born child. She kept them, wrapped in toliet paper, underneath her bed.

... That being said... flush before you go... and when you use toliet paper... use it to wipe.... the only thing it should be collecting is dingleberries and cumloads....

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[A.J.]

Have you ever heard of "No mushie, no flushie"?

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[Captain Rooster]

red and brown


Moe, you couild have saved that image. I am hungover like Billy's gut ina pair of 30" waist Levis. Ugh....I am going to leave a beige puddle (with chunks) in my toilet now.


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[JerryTaker]

I could be wrong, but didn't then NYC mayor Ed Koch say that during that really bad water shortage in the early 80's?

Was he the <I>first</I>, if it was him?



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[Bama]

Oh, everyone laughs until there's no water. Then we'll have to recycle mucus and piss like some bad 80's apocolyptic movie.

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[TheMojoPin]

It's a noble idea, but flat out disgusting. Maybe if you lived alone, but I have two roommates who do this half of the time. You come into our lone bathroom with 2, 3, or even 4 doses of piss sitting in the toilet and it REEKS. Horrible.

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[Thebazile78]

It's a noble idea, but flat out disgusting.

Agreed.

Ever see it happen at work? I have.

And this is in the LADIES' ROOM!

Yuckola. I would understand if it's against your religion or something, but, please, it's a public restroom!



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[FelixDasGato]

Ed Koch did say it, not sure if he was the first. It was only for the time of the water shortage not a life long mission. So, flush at will

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[The Blowhard]

I could be wrong, but didn't then NYC mayor Ed Koch say that during that really bad water shortage in the early 80's?

Was he the first, if it was him?


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I say if it's brown leave it around.

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[Death Metal Moe]

If there's ever another water shortage, will NYC adopt a NORTON policy for urine?

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[Coco]

I heard Howard Hughes put his in jars.

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[Yerdaddy]

the maxim came from the severe droughts in California in the early 1970s. My grandma used to say it, along with "Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot." I come from a long line of white trash royalty.

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[ozzie]

Yeah, I agree with yerdaddy. I remember first hearing it as something the "kooky cali hippies" said in the 70's

A couple years ago during a water shortage, my ex decided that this would be a way we could do "our part" (even though the bitch still took 20 min showers, go figger). I noticed that neither of ours had much odor by themselves, but the two of us together? Forgetaboutit! It HAD to go down immediately!

Just another sign that we were completely incompatible.

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[Nipsey]

Whoever said it
Was probably tipsy.
Rest assured
It wasn't Nipsey.

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Thanks Blake.

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