Man Vs. Beast

[Patches]

Midgets vs. an elephant pulling a plane?

World class sprinter Vs. a giraffe?

Incredibly stupid or cool, or a bit of both?

I just gotta see the midgets pulling a plane. Those little bastards always crack me up.

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[blakjeezis]

I posted this in another thread somewhere, but I feel so strongly that I have no qualms about posting it again.
I honestly think this show is the pinnacle of television programming. Once it's over, the every person in the world will spontaneously combust because any attempt to continue civilization is in vain. This is the height of the grand experiment called the human race, and it will never get any better.

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[Dan]

How the fuck could a man out-eat
a bear!! It boggles my mind...

And why does it have to be
midgets? Why not just regular
people? Because midgets are
funnier.


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[Patches]

I FUCKING LOVE FOX!

That was great! Someone call TV Guide, they have to reissue their top 50 TV moments, cuz this had about 4.

1. When Kobayashi ("there was a lawyer") swore to train AT EATING so he can come back next time and OUT-EAT A BEAR!
2. When the sumo wrestler got pulled into a mud pit by an orangutan. The best part is that they were both wearing diapers.
3. When the sprinter sadly stated "I got my tail kicked by a zebra. Again."
4. The look on the faces of 44 midgets pulling a DC-10. Priceless.

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This message was edited by Patches on 1-15-03 @ 10:19 PM

[whale_JUNK]

the midgets were held back by their lack of youth. i saw a bunch of old midgets intermingling with the young ones. the midgets were overconfident, that's why the elephant kicked ass.

SPOON!

[walking joint]

i thought the show was great. the announcing is just so funny to listen to. trying to pass it off as a serious event.

last night watching it though i caught myself wondering which was more impressive: the guy who lost all the weight just eating Subway(who i hate) or the fact that the guy who eats all the food is only 135 pounds.

[TomPoo]

And why does it have to be
midgets? Why not just regular
people? Because midgets are
funnier.



midgets are funnier!

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[FelixDasGato]

The show was great even though I think the fix was in on the sumo/orangutan match.
Anyone know if more man/beast challenges are in the future?

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[walking joint]

The show was great even though I think the fix was in on the sumo/orangutan match

I agree with that. the monkey just didn't seem to be doing anything. there is no way he could have moved the sumo guy without any effort. plus the way the guy jumped into the mud it looked like his only job was to make a big splash.

[Recyclerz]

This was one of the best stupid TV shows ever! (I had to run a tape on R&F because it was so funny.) If this doesn't become a regular special (a la When Animals Attack X) Fox has lost its collective mind. This would be a natural for a Big-Ass simulcast, if they are allowed on non-Viacom properties. <P>
I think that chimp has a little attitude. <P>
PS I agree on the tug-of-war fix. And couldn't they have have gotten a sumo wrestler with even a fake Japanese accent? <P>
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[DarkHippie]

the sumo wrestler was Hawaiian. there was no way that he could've beat the orangutang. Primates have 6 times the strength of a human of comparable size. the orangutan was 180lbs. the sumo- would've had to had weighed 1080lbs to equal the strength of the orangutang, not 370lbs.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I think the whole point is that the people have the advantage because the animals are so indifferent to what is going on.

I didn't see it, but I have spoken with a number of people who think the tug-of-war was fixed.

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[Patches]

The tug-of-war was NOT fixed. Orangutans are ridiculously strong, and I am not just saying that cuz FOX said so. My friend is real big into that sort of thing so he reads up on that type of stuff. He was telling me stories about extra huge ones tying tires in knots. This one dude had a baby one in Florida and he was walking it on a long leash. The orangutan ran up a pole. When he tried to tug him down, the orangutan decided to pull the guy UP by the leash until he had to let go.

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