Who Banged More Chicks, Captain Kirk or Colonel Hogan?

[The Blowhard]

Kirk banged alien broads, Hogan did the Nazi blondes and hot French Resistance babes.
Who wins?


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[ChrisTheCop]

I'd say Kirk. He taught an alien babe to "express love" almost every other episode. All I remember Hogan getting was the secretery, a waitress, and yeah, one of Labo's gal pals.

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[Spank Daddy]

Capt. Benjamin Franklin Pierce got more trim than those two combined.

[ChrisTheCop]

so did fonzie, but try and stay on topic.

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[dassal3399]

I say Kirk...he bangs human chicks, he bangs alien chicks, he would bang anything that had a pussy...he's just the man.

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[furie]

no one got more tail than Rene from "Allo, Allo"

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[A.J.]

Kirk banged chicks all around the galaxy. Hogan was confined to Stalag 13 and banged Klink's secretaries...and maybe that Russian lady who showed up from time to time.

In real life, Bob Crane probably banged more chicks than William Shatner.

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[Spank Daddy]

so did fonzie, but try and stay on topic.

Damn......even on a message board I'm getting hassled by the man.



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[FelixDasGato]

Kirk wins hands down. He would bang anything that moved. Ever seen the out takes when he tried to mount Tribble.

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[Thebazile78]

Kirk. Hands-down.

And anyone else ever notice that every time Kirk "got some", the chick died? I figure this was to prevent inter-galactic space-bastards.

But that's just me.


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[furie]

i would have to go with kirk too. I mean, even in his sixties, he was still attracting alien babes

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[PeteSchwetty]

Kirk wins without question although he did have the advantage of being able to move around a lot.

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[Captain Rooster]

Kirk, and I think he nailed Spock outta spite.



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[The Blowhard]

I don't think that most of you even saw Hogans Heroes.
There goes my future "Combat" thread.
Damn kids and your Nick!

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[furie]

it wasn't out of spite. it was to show him who's in charge

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[jafter]

Doc from the Love Boat was banging everyone on the ship. He must of picked up some moves from Hogan.

I do think that Kirk was picking up more girls than Hogan though.

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[Zipgun]

I'm gonna go with Hogan on this one.

See here's the thing. Sure, Kirk was layin' DNA all over the galaxy, but the time frame between times of his monolith entering a black hole was too long. They would be on several month long journeys before he got tail. And he didn't get it in every episode.

Now Hogan was bangin' more than just the secretary (who he was doing in real life). He had practically ANY woman that entered the show. The French Resistance babes, The English double agent spy chicks, I think a Russian or two slipped in there as well, plus maybe a dejected German General's wife now and then. He was out of camp like 3 times a week. Plus, some of them were like regular chicks for him that he would see more than once.

I wouldn't have been surprised if he slipped it to a guard dog now and then either.

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[high fly]

Oh, come on; Hogan definutly.Except Mrs. Burkhalter, he banged every chick in sight.And Klink's secretary counts double

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[ChrisTheCop]

his monolith entering a black hole
ah yes. the 1st inter-racial kiss on tv.

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[FUNKMAN]

between the two, Kirk...

But nobody beats James West..,

He put the "Wild Wild" in "Wild Wild West"...

a little redundant, wouldn't you say?

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[Abrasive Dean]

If we are talking about "an average week" for Kirk then Hogan would win hands down.

Simply because the Enterprise travelled faster than light so a week in space would be the equivalent of a month or more on Earth as Einstein calculated.

Quod et demonstrandum :)

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[pennington]

In real life, though, it would have to be Bob Crane. That guy was so busy, Wilt Chamberlain was jealous.

[Rizzo]

Kirk, without a doubt. He's boldly gone where no man has gone before


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[Rizzo]

Besides, all the ladies loved Schultz. http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1063/3489-0001.jpg <P> <P>

[HomerfromMahopac]

Hogan would have banged more chicks easily if he didnt get bludgeoned to death with a camrea tripod