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Thebazile78

01-13-2003, 03:03 PM

I was watching a commercial for tonight's (13 January 2003) episode of Boston Public and found that the plotline has a teacher (portrayed by former "New Kid" Joey McIntyre) getting seduced by a student's mom.

Now, I'm not sure what's more disturbing. . . is it:
(a) The seduction itself. Joey is cute, but not necessarily seduce-ably cute. He's also JOEY McINTYRE.

(b) The fact that it's totally The Graduate but the chick ain't Anne Bancroft Anne Bancroft was imminently bang-able in that movie. Even Dad says so.

or

(c) Joey McIntyre was the guy my friends and I all wanted to 'bang' before we knew what 'banging' actually was. A child of the '80's through and through, I thought Joey was incredibly cute. And he made me feel "funny" when I looked at him.

Thoughts anyone?

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ChrisTheCop

01-13-2003, 03:12 PM

I have no idea who youre talking about, but since the only chick I know on that show is the Borg...Joey's a lucky lucky man..boy..well, soon to be man.

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Thebazile78

01-13-2003, 03:17 PM

but since the only chick I know on that show is the Borg

Sorry Chris, Jeri Ryan's character is banging the special ed teacher. His name is Harry.

Nope. Joey McIntyre is gonna get seduced by (and quite possibly face an ethical dilemma with) one of his student's moms. And she's kinda hot, but not like Anne Bancroft.

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ChrisTheCop

01-13-2003, 03:24 PM

ok..the things i do for u people. here's the "mom" <html> <img src="http://www.fox.com/bostonpublic/homeroom/images/fp_chapter54.jpg"> </html> and this is joey (i guess he's on the left?) <html> <img src="http://www.fox.com/bostonpublic/homeroom/images/home_duo.jpg"> </html>

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-13-2003, 03:36 PM

You have no idea?

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK baby!!!!!!!!
:)

Oh, by the way, I won't be watching.. JOE Schmillionaire will be on.

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Thebazile78

01-13-2003, 03:38 PM

Oh, by the way, I won't be watching.. JOE Schmillionaire will be on

Joe Millionaire is on the same channel immediately afterwards, Spice.

You're in luck! You can watch BOTH! (ha ha ha)

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Heather 8

01-13-2003, 03:40 PM

Isn't he about 30 by now? About f'n time he gets some. 
Looks like I've found my must-see-TV for the evening. :) 

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ChrisTheCop

01-13-2003, 03:45 PM

Isn't he about 30 by now? About f'n time he gets some.

yeah, i know, but I've been busy posting and with work....oh...u meant Joey? Youre right.

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-13-2003, 03:47 PM

Joe Millionaire is on the same channel immediately afterwards, Spice.

You're in luck! You can watch BOTH! (ha ha ha)
I have to watch 'American Music Awards' and I'm only allowed 4 hours of t.v. per night....

okay, you saw right through that....

But honestly.. I have to dye my hair.

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FiveB247

01-13-2003, 04:51 PM

The only way this ass clown is getting some action is if Jordan Knight and Donnie Wahlberg play cards on his back.....ohhhhhh!

Tenbatsuzen

01-13-2003, 10:35 PM

Somewhere, I hear an Applebee's waitress yelling at me.

You know, Donnie and Joey are successful... and I know Jordan had another hit last year... what are the other 2 new kids doing?

First one who says "They're hangin' tough" gets a beating.

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whale_JUNK

01-13-2003, 11:14 PM

i guess he's on the left?

like you don't know. dude, just look at the poster above your bed on the ceiling.

SPOON!

Hosp

01-14-2003, 06:40 AM

Matt, does that mean we can kick your ass?

Now I'm just trying to figure out how many copies of Tiger Beat did Liz wear out.

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Jennitalia

01-14-2003, 08:44 AM

Joey was my favorite New Kid...I still have the doll of him

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Lisa Croft

01-14-2003, 01:24 PM

Joey was my favorite New Kid...I still have the doll of himI have it too, with those stupid underwear that don't come off. Like if they just gave him a little bulge like a Ken doll, we'd all assume it was made to scale? I never got that. He always seemed a little too prepubescent for me, even though I was 10. Donnie was my man.

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Thebazile78

01-14-2003, 01:39 PM

Now I'm just trying to figure out how many copies of Tiger Beat did Liz wear out.

Is this payback because I diagrammed your sentence, Gary?

And, in answer to your question, "the world may never know."

But, of course, I was always a Sassy kind of girl. . .

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Aggie

01-14-2003, 02:01 PM

Donnie was my man.

He was mine too.

Do you know he was the guy who shot bruce willis in the 'sixth sense' at the beginning in his underwear?

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Lisa Croft

01-14-2003, 02:07 PM

The first time I saw The Sixth Sense, I noticed the name "Donnie Wahlberg" in the credits. I thought it had to be a coincedence, til I saw the movie again and looked closer. He looked like he was on crack. From teen idol, to trembling, crying and naked on the big screen. How the mighty have fallen.

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Katylina

01-14-2003, 02:12 PM

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson...

I always preferred Jordan Knight.

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