The Ron & Fez Family

[Gwen]

Here on the R&F message board we're like one big, happy, yet incredibly dysfunctional family....Pooter and I were discussing the roles some of us have here on the board and this is what we came up with...where do the rest of you stand

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Horde King: You're like the father of the group. You're wise and you smack us around if we get a little too crazy. Plus you know the answer to everything...

Pooter: He's the kidtouching uncle that your parents warn you not to be alone with

Sunny: He's the cool cousin that all the lil kids want to play with, cause he's lotsa fun.

Heckler: The kickass uncle that buys beer and wine coolers for all the older kids who are still too young to drink

EMB: The aunt/cousin you get the hots for when you hit puberty

Mad Producer: the wierd second cousin with the golf pants and overbite who wants to show you his bibi gun that he calls "charlene"

Skullcrush: The guy who is fucking your cousin and you wonder how the hell the two of them ended up together

Carter: He's the camp counselor uncle who puts all the gatherings together but is miserable the entire time its going on

Germs: The cousin who goes through the goth stage who is hated by all the adults but is entirely cool if you actually get to talk to her (germs, dont be mad...Pooter made that one up)

Pantera: The older cousin who showed you your first dirty mag and taught you all the good curse words...
Anyone else??

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[Pootertoot]

I'm proud of my Gwenny for this one. Acknowledge it, fuckers.

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[The Joker]

No Joker? I am crushed. :(

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[sunndoggy8]

I thought it was good too Gwentastic. :) I'm thinking of more ideas...

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[The Blowhard]

I'm flattered Gwen.
I would also buy you kids smokes, porn, take you to a bar with fake ID's and most of all I would love to sit in a hottub with all of your girlfriends. I am YOUR "Uncle Buck" ;)

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[babychanel]

Gwen how true you are but noooo they don't end up together her , nice observation. Now you need to analize me? lol

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[skullcrush]

im fuckin sunny?ok but im the pitcher

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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[Mad Producer]

Close but can you lose the over bite, and replace the bibi gun for a 9mm. Thanks
and the gun's name is "My little cutie"

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[DogsAss]

Does that make me a kid???? Hell I am 45 years old lolol

I might, then again I might not but on the other hand it could happen, but don't count on it lol

[FMJeff]

ouch...that hurt guys...

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[Gwen]

I can't analyze everyone, so Pooter and I chose some of the more obvious people and ran with it. Do you guys have any suggestions as to who anyone else is?

Also, Jeff, what do you mean by your post (I'm a lil slow today, so I was wondering)

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[Circus Boy]

i guess i'm just the redheaded stepchild

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[skullcrush]

babychanel: shes the hott 25 year old that your 18 year old cousin is going out with.when all the uncles at the party get drunk,they all try too bang her behind his back.(or was i the only one that had a family like this?)

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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[skullcrush]

top... this post is great.we need too pay more mind too it

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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[babychanel]

awww skull I'm speechless....

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[PanterA]

Jeff- the younger brother that does all the work but gets no attention from the rest of the family.

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[Pootertoot]

I wrote all the good ones. Gwen wrote the bad ones.

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[skullcrush]

circus boy = redheaded stepchild
that plays the guitar.and drinks 3 glugs of milk


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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[girl germs is dead]

that is so wrong.

girl germs - the funniest person on the board.

[EffMeBoobs]

Thanks Poot and Gwen....when you guys get to be about that ripe age, your aunt will talk to you about the birds and the bees. ;)

Speaking of keeping it in the family....doesn't PanterA do his sister instead of his cousin?

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[Carter]

You crazy asses forgot JEFF!!! I DEMAND A DESCRIPTION FOR JEFF!!! now remember kiddies that lunch is at 12:00 and taps is at 6. I'd be really intrested in seeing what other people's definitions are so post em! Dinner tonite is meatloaf and gravy.

-Carter
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[Pootertoot]

Jeff is the uncle who tries to shut down your Music FTP...bastard ;P

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[The Blowhard]

Jeff: The crafty young nephew who got me a hot cable box and sends me the best porn sites on the net.
EMB: The girl next door that teases me by sunning naked in her yard and knows that I'm watching.
HordeKing: The brother-in-law who always talks me out of beating my wife and kids


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[EffMeBoobs]

Jeff: the cute cousin who DJ's really good and you just want to be like him.

Heckler: The cool ass uncle who you wouldn't mind receiving sexual child abuse from.



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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[The Blowhard]

Ok, there are some new relatives here since this thread was originally posted.
Anyone?

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[erinmoran]

:whistling:......

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[girl germs]

erinmoran - the only star on the board that everyone likes (that scottbaio is no fun)

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[stump12]

I know im knew but can i be the nephew uncle pooter touches?

gone postal!
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[EffMeBoobs]

God, it's getting to be like a bad redneck family story from out in Hickville, Pennsylvania.

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[erinmoran]

erinmoran - the only star on the board that everyone likes (that scottbaio is no fun)



WOW!..they love me...they really love me!!..wha-hoooo!

Baio is a sellout anyway

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I touched Scott Baios junk....

[The Blowhard]

Since so many new orphans have moved into the home, this classic thread had to be brought back.

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[RF Godfather]

Nice thread by Gwen.

Thanks Heck for resurrecting this one.

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[Gwen]

DISCLAIMER: This isn't meant to offend anyone...so dont take it seriously...and if you do take it seriously...too f'n bad. We'll get it on in the steelcage


God, this is so old, I remember when we had the steel cage forum, we need that back. And I've gotta get my kitty sig back. :::Sigh::: the good old days =)

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[gone]

oo000ooo gwen you should do one for now... this thread looks fun!

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hottub would be the creepy nephew who got sent to the clink for 4 years because of statutory rape against his cousin Joe Kenny.

Awful family we have here. Just awful!

Almost embarrassing.