F1Gm3nT
01-10-2003, 09:38 AM
I just have a couple of questions taht god doesn't want to answer
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came
from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look you-know-where anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
can someone help me with these questions... please
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came
from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look you-know-where anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
can someone help me with these questions... please
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