I bet Jared hates life

[Patches]

Ok so this guys was 400+ lbs, eating everything that wasn't bolted down. He was a big fat bastard, but he did what he loved, and did it ALL THE TIME. EAT! Then some quack ass doctor comes along and tells him he's gonna die if he doesn't drop a few hunnit. So what does this fat fuck do? What he always did, go to Subway. But this time he tells the dude behind the counter for the usual, except without any of the taste. Now he's eating basically once a week, and he's FUCKING starving and miserable. He may be down to a buck ten, but he's still not getting laid, because now instead of being a lardass dork, he's a puny bitchass dork. He probably spends all his Subway commercial money on hookers and blow.

Anyway, thats what I get out of the 30 seconds I see him a day.

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[fiestygal]

jared is married now...hes in a new subway commercial with his wifey

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[Patches]

jared is married now


I bet Jared hates life


Need i say more?

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-FF Mike Moran</b>

[Steels]

F Subway....F Jared....Oh....&....F Clay Henry Too! <P>

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[PanterA]

Jared is hoping they make a Harry Potter "The later years" movie soon.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Jared is living a lie.

I agree. He needs to do the honorable thing.....

death by lunchmeat.

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[ozzie]

Is bacon considered a "lunch meat"?

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[whale_JUNK]

having fat people admiring you would piss you off too. plus he is ugly, subway can't fix that.

[hyperspace]

i was on a program of several small meals a day with one free day to pig out.....MISERABLE!!!! and i'm about to go back on it as my boobs are bigger than many chicks!!

[jocefus]

Is bacon considered a "lunch meat"?

bacon is in a group all by its-self

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[Spoil-Sport]

As soon as Subway dumps him for a new spokesman he'll gorge himself and balloon right back up.

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[canofsoup15]

He had AIDES.

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I sit,
in my desolate room,
no lights, no music,
Just anger,
I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever,
but I'm feeling better,

[A.J.]

Aren't his "15 minutes" up yet?

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[furly]

i hate jared...i hope he gets testicle cancer!

fredy hahn

[DC Reed]

I bet Jared hates life


"His name is henry clay henry, hes a fireman and a jared fan....."

Yeah id hate life if a commercial made it seem like i was engaged in boy love with a twat-ass fireman who was probably the big fat guy at the firehouse, who was the clown, and went to schools as the "Dont Do what i did" fireman, teaching kids the dangers of matches.

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Amazingly Amy knows exactly what i look like (see above)

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[DarkHippie]

i was on a program of several small meals a day with one free day to pig out.....MISERABLE!!!!
I tried Body For Life once too: lost 15 lbs, gained a new meaning of self-loathing.

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[DC Reed]

Aren't his "15 minutes" up yet?


Im sure Buffet Managers asked thier employees that back when he (jared) was half a ton.....

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Amazingly Amy knows exactly what i look like (see above)

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This message was edited by DC Reed on 1-10-03 @ 5:49 PM

[phixion]

He had AIDES.

who? UNICEF?

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drinking beers, beers, beersrolling fatties, smoking bluntswho smokes the blunts?we smoke the blunts." -Jay

[Contra]

1 that is Jared's real wife
2 she is a FOX!

banging that blond hottie, i think Jared is doing just fine

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[SatCam]

bacon is in a group all by its-selfIts the group labeled "good"... as long as it's cooked correctly, and it's all fatty

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[hyperspace]

DH i lost 40 lbs on bfl it took me a year to do it but i still did't adjust to the diet all that well.