Spork Poem

[Tarantulady]

Spoon fork. Fork spoon.
Spork.
Is it for shoveling pudding?
Is it for spearing tater tots?
The everything utensil.
Gift from aliens.
Spork.


This message was edited by Tarantulady on 1-8-03 @ 10:57 PM

[The Jays]

Greatest. Poem. Ever.

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[Christy]

You must recite that at the next party or event ... like slam poetry! :-)

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[The Chairman]

I love them. I stole about 20 today from Taco Bell.

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[whale_JUNK]

spork fan since day one!

SPOON!

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[Heady Nugs]

Spork is versital.
The utencil of the gods.
The best tool for food.

my haiku

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[ChickenHawk]

Poetry this beautiful brings
tears to my eyes.


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[DarkHippie]

PREACH ON SISTAH!!!

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[AppleBoy]

My spork Haiku -

With you, I can eat
My Mexican pizza now
Oh wonderful spork

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[FelixDasGato]

Spork-Helping you eat soup like a meal

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[Heady Nugs]

Thank you all for enriching my life and letting me know I'm not the only fan of the spork out there... anyone remember when "the Critic" made fun of them?

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[high fly]

Isn't a spork a plastic version of the ice cream fork that used to be found in formal place settings?

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