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Devils Advocate
01-08-2003, 05:30 PM
In keeping with Moe's suggestion, I just felt like starting a topic on bacon!

Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's bacon!

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IrishAlkey
01-08-2003, 05:31 PM
Hack.

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EffMeBoobs
01-08-2003, 05:38 PM
If you're on Atkins you can eat unlimited amounts of bacon. Now that's a diet.

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jamesdiggy
01-08-2003, 05:40 PM
Where's the love for Scrapple?

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Spank Daddy
01-08-2003, 05:42 PM
Mmmmmmmmm.....Bacon wrapped in bacon.......with beer.

A.J.
01-08-2003, 05:57 PM
"And God said 'Let there be bacon.' And he saw that it was good."

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Zipgun
01-08-2003, 07:30 PM
Sometimes I even like to but bacon down me shorts!

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TheMojoPin
01-08-2003, 07:45 PM
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YOU sir...are NO Moe. For shame.

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ADF
01-08-2003, 07:45 PM
That's not bacon, that's Beggin' Strips.

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Death Metal Moe
01-08-2003, 08:12 PM
What is up with this HALF ASSED BACON THREAD?!?!??!

You just say BACON and think you're doing it justice? HELL NO!!!!

WHY do you love bacon? What makes your love for bacon complete? What qualities of bacon make it great for you?

You cannot just be the boy that cried BACON on the board! We need more!

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Patches
01-08-2003, 08:22 PM
You tell em Moe! do you think this guy has a picture of himself tenderly holding bacon? NO! He talks the bacon game but does he walk the bacon game?

Damn bacon poseur!

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LatinSpiceXoX
01-08-2003, 08:53 PM
pig

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Death Metal Moe
01-08-2003, 09:01 PM
Do you love bacon say....THIS MUCH?!?!

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I seriously doubt it.

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fluffernutter
01-08-2003, 09:13 PM
"You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon.....so I boiled it."

Moe, this is really giving me some good cartoon ideas here.

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DarkHippie
01-09-2003, 05:09 AM
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Did someone say "Bacon?"

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Bill From Yorktown
01-09-2003, 05:11 AM
"pork fat rules"
"dont fry bacon naked"

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Bill From Yorktown
01-09-2003, 05:12 AM
If you're on Atkins you can eat unlimited amounts of bacon. Now that's a diet.


anyone see a problem with this? Thin and dead by 30.

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wilee
01-09-2003, 05:52 AM
I'm still waiting for Moe's "Cooking With Bacon" cookbook to come out.

I wanna see recipes!

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FUNKMAN
01-09-2003, 10:45 AM
Only one thing smells like bacon, and that's bacon!


if you bake a pork loin and let the fat get crispy, it's pretty damn close and pretty damn tasty!
HMMMMMMM!

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Devils Advocate
01-09-2003, 06:59 PM
YOU sir...are NO Moe. For shame. <P> I apologize if my intent was misunderstood. I never meant to step on Moe's toes. I merely used an idea of his as a starting point... <P> WHY do you love bacon? What makes your love for bacon complete? What qualities of bacon make it great for you? <P> You cannot just be the boy that cried BACON on the board! We need more! <P> You want more? Fine - I'll elaborate. <P> I love the way bacon can exist in two dimensions at once - the realm of the crispy and the realm of the soft. How the red and the white - the meat and the fat - the yin and the yang team up as one whole to provide the perfect, sizzling treat. <P> I love bacon for the way it can greet me in the morning. I love it for its understanding. Bacon never judges; it never reproaches you for slathering it in maple syrup and wolfing it down as if the world were ending the next day. Bacon just works with you, rounding out your breakfast, lunch or dinner to make it the perfect meal. <P> Shall I continue? <P>

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ChickenHawk
01-09-2003, 07:01 PM
Dogs can't tell it's not bacon.

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Death Metal Moe
01-09-2003, 07:05 PM
Shall I continue?


No, that will do.

Just have to make sure you're WORTHY to start a bacon thread.

But you have proven you love for our fatty Friend.

Welcome to the Bacon Faction.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-09-2003, 07:06 PM
That's not bacon, that's Beggin' Strips.



What's it say? I can't read!

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Reephdweller
01-09-2003, 07:11 PM
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now i'm starvin!

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Devils Advocate
01-09-2003, 07:15 PM
But you have proven you love for our fatty Friend.

Welcome to the Bacon Faction.


I am honored and privileged to be counted among the ranks of the Bacon Faction. I pray that I can live up to this responsibility. Thank you.

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