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girl germs
07-15-2001, 01:19 PM
www.freedonr.com

<u>Donor sperm from sperm bank
available free</u>


<i>"If you want to get
pregnant through donor
artificial insemination, maybe
I can help. I have some frozen
sperm vials stored in a sperm
bank that I am willing to give
away free of charge."</i>

i'm gonna make me some babies.

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">ooh and ahh when i flex my muscles</a> please scream when i'm on top of you please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">brag about the size of my genitals</a>"</b></font>


This message was edited by girl germs on 8-3-01 @ 9:57 AM

The Blowhard
07-15-2001, 01:34 PM
What about our turkey baster plan Germs?

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Pootertoot
07-16-2001, 09:29 AM
If you're a screamer, don't mind ass slapping (and dying afterwards), I'm more than willing to give you the ol' "Big Chill" treatment.

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Raven
07-19-2001, 05:02 PM
ANyone who knows me knows my stuff works on the 1st try ;) so make'n babies I is ready to go, as long as it is ok with my other half :)

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sunndoggy8
07-19-2001, 07:14 PM
Raven, fix your sig thanks.

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vitaminsteve
07-04-2004, 09:03 PM
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TheMojoPin
07-04-2004, 09:15 PM
Man, Raven never fixed his sig.

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