Cool Scenes from Bad Movies

[PrivatePyle]

No need to watch theses terrible movies, but certain scenes are worth a look.


Windtalkers-Christain Slater- getting head chopped off

The New Guy- Eliza Dushku's bikini fashion show

[ChrisTheCop]

True Romance: Dennis Hopper explaining "siceelians" to Christopher Walken
Goldmember: the 1st 10 minutes.


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[TheMojoPin]

True Romance: Dennis Hopper explaining "siceelians" to Christopher Walken

Man, "True Romance" is such an awesome shitty film. Overall, it bites, but it's got some great scenes. Outside of what Chris mentioned, I love how Gary Oldman steals the show as the fake Rasta, wannabe-black drug dealer.

"Clarence? Shit, that sounds like a nigga's name..."

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[Contra]

get carter-fight between stallone and mickey toward the end of the film

it was the only scene in the movie that i really enjoyed.

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[jocefus]

a.i. when the little kid is eating and his face starts to fall off

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[DreamWeaver]

Final Destination..where the girl gets splattered by the bus

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[PeteSchwetty]

The Replacement Killers - most of the gunfights involving Chow Yun Fat and Mira Sorvino..movie blew otherwise.

[Doogie]

Man, "True Romance" is such an awesome shitty film


I must disagree with you my friend. True Romance is probably one of the best movies that priemeired on the American Cinema in the last ten years. Why it has everythinbg a story needs; plot, action, romance, good music, etc... I think True Romance is one fine piece of writing and one fine movie at that.

And ironically I have to find link to site so there will be an edit, but they consider that Walken/Hopper scene one of the best acted scenes ever in a movie.

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[TheMojoPin]

get carter-fight between stallone and mickey toward the end of the film

Rourke kicks the righteous shit out of Stallone, yet somehow Stallone takes Mickey down with one punch? Please. That movie pissed me off. Rourke, however, owned in it.

The Replacement Killers - most of the gunfights involving Chow Yun Fat and Mira Sorvino..movie blew otherwise.

Damn right. Awful film that looks great. The timing of the action in the opening scene to the sounds of Crysttal Method's "Keep Hope Alive" is glorious. And nothing beats the sight of Chow-Yun Fat unloading a pair of .45's into the windshield of a limo. Nice.

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[Sheeplovr]

Bio-dome when they dance to the safty dance
And the song about saving Trees

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[Reephdweller]

There's funny scene in the movie Real Men with James Belushi and John Ritter, where Belushi introduces John Ritter to his father...his father who is actually played by a woman apparently had a recent sex change, Belushi reaches over to one of his dads tits and grabs them squeeses it and says "You see the tits n this guy!!!".

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Two Days In The Valley - Catfight between Charlize Theron and Teri Hatcher

They Live - Fight scene between Roddy Piper and Keith David



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[Captain Rooster]

The final fight scene from The Last Dragon. Sparks...wow.



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[Captain Rooster]

I loved the soundtrack to that movie. Now I wanna go rent it. Damn the cock.



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[A.J.]

The musical performances in The Blues Brothers 2000. The rest of the movie is abysmal.

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A Skidmark production.

[jocefus]

last dragon was a cinematic masterpiece for an 80's film..

hey my man, what it look like?

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honk if your horny

[EddieMoscone]

They Live is one of my favorite movies! I guess being a wrestling fan helped me like it a little more, but it was kind of ahead of it's time in making a statement about government controlling the masses through media and advertising. <P>


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[Green Lantern]

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Randi Brooks a.k.a Mrs.Vunk is getting muched at a Chinese restaurant and trying
not to scream with ecstasy.

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While a couple are having sex in the woods, Richard Gant
(that has the spirit of Jason) take one of the tent spikes pokes thru the girl just before she has the big O and splits her in half. That scene is only shown in the special edition.

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[phixion]

in Summer School when the kids have try and gross out the new teacher. damn that was great!!!

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[blakjeezis]

In what might be the worst abortion ever caught on film, Anaconda, the scene where Eric Stoltz gets some kind of crazy Amazon death wasp lodged in his throat and is going to die. That is until John Voight stabs him in the throat, beneath where the wasp is lodged, and jams an empty bic pen tube into the hole, allowing him to breathe.

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[Johnny4]

Anyone see Big Trouble? . It was actually pretty funny. Favorite scene is when the hitman drops the line[ It looks like we have a DIE HARD situation developing in the kitchen]

[Johnny4]

By the way. So friggin' on the money with THEY LIVE. I recently saw an episode of South Park where the scene is recreated by Timmy and Jimmy. Two handicapped kids. CRIPPLE FIGHT!