Ever Have a "Dashboard Jesus"?

[The Blowhard]

I had one that glowed in the dark.

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[blakjeezis]

No, but I have a t-shirt that has a holographic Jesus on the front and a glow in the dark John 14:6 on the back, 'I am the way, the truth, and the life'.

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[A.J.]

I have a St. Chrisopher medal hanging on my sun visor. My late uncle gave it to me so I keep it there out of respect to him.

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A Skidmark production.

[EddieMoscone]

I don't think I've ever seen a Dashboard Jesus, but my friend has a Dashboard Buddy Christ. <P>

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"He doesn't like to fly? What the fuck does that mean?! Listen to me Jack. You gotta be back here in less that two and a half fuckin' days, a half million dollars of my money, what the fuck is going on here!?!?"

[FelixDasGato]

Never had a Jesus, always had a Mary on the half-shell.

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[Spank Daddy]

I don't think I've ever seen a Dashboard Jesus, but my friend has a Dashboard Buddy Christ.

Dude, you beat me to it......I got one of those too.

[Thebazile78]

I don't care if it rains or freezes, 'long's I've got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car. . .

My grandfather had a dashboard Infant of Prague along with a St. Christopher (who, incidentally, is no longer a saint) and a Sacred Heart of Jesus sticker.

The only thing I had that comes relatively close to a "dashboard Jesus" is the figurine of Jesus that broke off my rosary box I received as a gift for making my First Communion.

We had a Mary night-light, too.

And one of those freaky pictures that looks like the eyes are moving to watch you wherever you're moving in the room. THAT, buddays, is VERY scary when you're 4.


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[jocefus]

i have a detachable jesus

"i dont care if it rains or freezes as long as i have my plastic jesus"

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I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

[flipper21]

My dashboard Jesus is wearing colors and carrying a knife.

No wait, that's my dashboard Paco...

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Who do I pay for one of those sig thingys under my name?

[JustJon]

http://store2.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1719_230724

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[Reephdweller]

No, but I had a dashboard hula dancer girl, she also glowed in the dark.

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[Spank Daddy]

Alrighty JustJon........and if you're interested, you can make a pilgrimage to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash in Red Bank, NJ to see the real one ( No, not Jesus himself, but the Buddy Christ )

[furie]

I had a dashboard Buddha. I used it as a joke as well as a cover for that annoying "check engine" light.

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Lighting up the New Year

[SuperClerk]

Christ didn't come down to earth to give us the willies. He came to help us out!

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[The Jays]

... I have the dashboard Buddy Christ....

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[blakjeezis]

You got your Jesus on the dashboard,
But the devil's under the hood.
Taking it down to legal, boy,
Up to no good.
God is your co-pilot, I let Satan ride shotgun.
You pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to hell there's none.
Thank you, Jimmy Pop.

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[JerryTaker]

"Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
Well I didn't know it was the Holy Land
but I beleived from the minute the check left my hand
and I pray, cannot be saved,
I'll spend all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
on 20% of my future sin"


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