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Devils Advocate
01-06-2003, 05:22 PM
I can't believe how horrible this show is. I'm already sick of the stupid construction worker. The show has been way too much ''let's see a day in the life of this asswhack.'' I swear - if I didn't have R&F on in the background to entertain me, I'd be totally lost.

I can't wait until they start telling the women that he's not rich. They should really call the show ''Gold-digging Whores.''

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Lisa Croft
01-06-2003, 06:11 PM
Super... a retard and a group of ugly bimbos. The only amusing part was watching the butler try to pass this trailer mong off as a distinguished socialite. Maybe he should have started with a haircut. Yes, I will watch every episode like a mindless sheep.

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01-06-2003, 06:26 PM
I just want to watch the last episode.



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gone
01-06-2003, 06:34 PM
this show kicks the shit out of the bachelor.. i mean HES POOR! and they dont know it.. gah, what a brilliant idea

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irishkb
01-06-2003, 06:44 PM
explain to me how as a construction worker he only makes $19,000... what kind of a retard is he.. what is a step above the guys who clean up the waste at the construction site... god here is one of the few nights that i am glad i can not watch primetime tv.

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HomerfromMahopac
01-06-2003, 06:48 PM
I love it 20 social climbing gold digging whores are finally going to get whats coming to them. I hope they make the winner look like the biggest c*nt on the planet when she rejects him when she finds out who he really is.

Dan
01-06-2003, 06:52 PM
Good idea, bad execution.

The main problem is the guy is
looking for the perfect girl. He
should be totally in on trying to
trick them. Instead, he's going to
weed out the gold diggers.


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LatinSpiceXoX
01-06-2003, 07:08 PM
Yes, the idea is brilliant, but the guy they picked is BORING!!!!!!!!!! *yawn*

His hair is too greasy, he's not that smart and the only reason they believe he is a Millionaire is the story about him inheriting it.

The females look either trashy, desperate, too old or a bit naive.

The butler is totally uncalled for.

Were the pearls really real?

It's not as exciting as the other 'reality shows' out there... but there is still more to come. Hopefully it gets better.

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Crippler
01-06-2003, 07:17 PM
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, what a goof this Claude is....maybe I nodded off, but did they mention where this guy is from?

This could be painful, but I'll be watching just to see the catfights & looks of betrayal at the end. I wonder how many episodes this is slotted for, considering one of the previews for next week alluded to them already getting down to 5 girls.

...silent, but violent.

Johnny4
01-06-2003, 07:27 PM
I enjoyed this show. Remember, the winner is actually a loser. I hope that super aggresive twat wins and then has the rug pulled out from under her.

Hosp
01-06-2003, 07:29 PM
He shouldn't have been so attractive. Maybe had a limp. Then it would be better.

But my deep seeded resentment of phony people is going to make me watch every episode to see these Bimbos humiliate themselves.

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01-06-2003, 07:30 PM
I wonder how many episodes this is slotted for, Considering that 'American Idol' is a much more popular show and used to be on Monday nights and will be airing it's first episode on January 21, I assume that only 2 more episodes of JOE SCHMO MILLIONAIRE are left... I could be wrong.

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01-06-2003, 07:34 PM
I actually want to combine this show with "Extreme Makeover" and see what happens.



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The Jays
01-06-2003, 07:38 PM
Considering that 'American Idol' is a much more popular show and used to be on Monday nights and will be airing it's first episode on January 21,


...The 21st is a Tuesday...

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01-06-2003, 08:01 PM
Considering that 'American Idol' is a much more popular show and used to be on Monday nights and will be airing it's first episode on January 21, I assume that only 2 more episodes of JOE SCHMO MILLIONAIRE are left... I could be wrong.
Use all of it.

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The Jays
01-06-2003, 08:04 PM
.. my bad, I thought the "I could be wrong" was meant to only apply to the assumption that there were only two episodes of Joe Millionaire left.... I apologize....

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fluffernutter
01-06-2003, 08:14 PM
Considering that 'American Idol' is a much more popular show


I feel awful knowing that people not only watched this tripe but enjoyed it. How does shit like this get popular? Are we really the society of lost sheep? ( months until Monday Night Football again.

And yes, I am going to watch this Joe millionaire thing because there is nothing else on and I think the idea is good. Just too see how these gold diggers eyes open up at the sight and sound of money and will try and portray the fakeness of actually liking him is funny to me. Kind of like a study of society and seeing how greed can drive one to be a self-depricating piece of shit. I commend whoever actually falls in love anymore because they actually FEEL something in their heart instead of the other one's wallet.

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The Jays
01-06-2003, 08:20 PM
...American Idol is a good show... they start off ripping on crappy singers, and then they get into a pretty talented bunch of young adults.... and even they get ripped on by Simon...

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pinkyfloyd
01-06-2003, 08:34 PM
I watched this show with the sound down, while I listened to Ron and Fez. I can only imagine how annoying it is with the sound up. The producers of this show are really prepping this guy to be the latest famous-for-no-damn-reason-jackass. I watched Access Hollywood earlier, and they had that guy cohosting the show. Then, after the show aired, FOX news was making a big deal about him. He has the fakest white-toothed grin I've ever seen. And, does every scene in the show have to include shots of the women with wine glasses in their hands? Very pretentious and irritating, and I can't wait to see next week's show.

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ChrisTheCop
01-06-2003, 08:36 PM
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well, in THAT case..youre right. (because youre wrong)..anywho, the show ends in 7 weeks. Next week, they kick out 7 more chicks, leaving 5. And then, i assume, it's 1 per week. I love the idea of the show, but only wanted to see the 1st and last episodes.

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Christy
01-06-2003, 08:43 PM
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Arienette
01-06-2003, 09:28 PM
i've been meaning to post about this show, but i kept forgetting.. i'm glad someone did

now, i didnt watch the show, but i still feel pretty safe saying that this is the most horrible thing ever. it disgusts me... really, all of these shows do. on the commercial, they say something like "can true love survive a $50M lie??" true love? what the fuck kind of love do you get between a bunch of gold digger hags and a lying son of a bitch? with that kind of love, they can keep it... i fear for our future if this is the kind of programming we want as a society

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ChrisTheCop
01-06-2003, 09:33 PM
but it gets worse...during the show, they had an ad for an upcoming show that made me wanna vomit. It didnt intrigue me, it made me sick. It's a game show where a bunch of guys and a bunch of girls whove never met, get together and are matched by the home viewing audience to get married that night on the show. A real wedding. A legal marriage. It's called Made By America, or something like that, on FOX of course.

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Justice4all
01-06-2003, 10:30 PM
This show is only a way to show off the obvious catfights that will happen. I very much like the idea of weeding out the gold-diggers to the "real" women. But I am with most of you. This is mindless...creative...but mindless. Beats the news on a bad day.

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Arienette
01-06-2003, 10:35 PM
This is mindless...creative...but mindless. where is the creativity? all they have done is put a moronic twist on an already asinine premise. give me macaroni art any day over that..

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Devils Advocate
01-07-2003, 04:28 PM
The worst part is that I caught the end of Access Hollywood or one of those Hollywood trash-talk shows tonight. They had the ''Millionaire'' on and revealed *gasp!* that he posed for some underwear ads (He loved talking about that, mentioning how it wasn't a ''roll of Lifesavers'' in his pocket.). Even worse, at one point last summer, he was issued a summons for blowing through a toll plaza!

While I enjoy watching the show for the catfights, it pisses me off that this idiot is getting his 15 minutes of fame though the show.

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FiveB247
01-07-2003, 08:28 PM
I heard that moron say one thing..."I want to meet a girl who doesn't care about money and wants to like me for me".

With that said...WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU FIND GOLD DIGGERS TO WEED THROUGH TO FIND "YOUR DREAM GIRL?"!!!!!!!

Keep watching Sheep!

ChrisTheCop
01-07-2003, 09:40 PM
Alex Mcloud looked better on Trading Spaces than she does all made up on this show.

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spoon
01-07-2003, 11:03 PM
Chris, that new game show's supposed objective is to see if "the people of America" can choose marriages with a better percentage of our time around 50%. How long will they track this shit to see a 6% success rating. Who cares? I've already wasted too much time typing about it.

Sorry to say, I lost so much respect for The Jays. Idol is a great show!?!?!? Glorified Kareoke at best!
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jaxoncoherent
01-08-2003, 09:28 AM
humilaition and lies sell. To say those who watch the show are sheep is plain stupid i assume you make your own shows and watch them on your own tv that you built your self

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Thebazile78
01-08-2003, 09:37 AM
give me macaroni art any day over that..

What about finger-paintings?

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kc7586
01-08-2003, 02:49 PM
I just want to watch the last episode.

me too, i can't be bothered with this shit, i only saw like 5 min of one the last episode and felt myself get stupider with each passing min and needed to chnage the station

dassal3399
01-08-2003, 02:51 PM
His name should be Joe Dirt.

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philth
01-08-2003, 03:05 PM
This show is great! Its the first time i want the person who i hate to win. I think her name is "Hidi", she cute , but a cunt. i hope she wins.

ChrisTheCop
01-08-2003, 11:54 PM
yeah, Heidi is the one who hogged the dresses. She should definately win..she'll be so fucking disappointed..she may cry!

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RF Godfather
01-09-2003, 06:55 AM
Joe Millionaire = perfect fodder for Tom Leykis and his anti-woman campaign/radio show.

I just want to watch the last episode.Igual, Fuzzy.

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wilee
01-09-2003, 08:09 AM
Dan's right, the idea is OK, but the execution is off.

I'm betting that the "winner" will claim she can't trust the guy if he's going to "lie" to her, and try to make like she's a victim.

The right execution would be for the show producers and everyone to say this guy is wealthy, but for him not to. If he never says "I'm a millionaire", the girl can't complain about him being dishonest.

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Johnny4
01-09-2003, 02:33 PM
Chris, what is the deal with Alex? She is pretty , but something is off and I can't put my finger on it. Word on the street is that she is a pain in the ass. I think it is her jawline or something. I have never felt gayer.

ChrisTheCop
01-10-2003, 12:02 AM
I'll have to look closer next time I see her. But I always dug her on tlc.

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LatinSpiceXoX
01-13-2003, 05:44 PM
Joe's cutting 7 girls tonight.. any guess who he'll keep?

Is anyone watching?

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JerryTaker
01-14-2003, 07:24 AM
They had the ''Millionaire'' on and revealed *gasp!* that he posed for some underwear ads


See, that's why this show is stupid. Even without the money, the winning woman still has the consolation of dating some male model-type.

They should have used someone where the <I>only</I> reason women would be fighting over him was money, they should have used some short, fat, ugly guy, imagine the total dissapointment of not only not having any money, but also having to be with someone who looks like... well, me, for example...


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01-14-2003, 11:30 AM
*UPDATE*

Get this; This guy seems like he's spent his life trying to get on TV, he even tried out as a Pro-Wrestler

I got this from a wrestling news website I frequent:
http://www.upw.com/superstars/evanmariott.htm

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Spoil-Sport
01-14-2003, 12:53 PM
I read in the paper last week that they're considering casting this guy as Superman in the next movie. <P>

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01-14-2003, 05:02 PM
It's been a hard dayz life in construction.

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johnnybigbass
01-14-2003, 05:17 PM
It is but I can't stop watching ,but now that the BITCH was kicked out I guess I'll stop

ChrisTheCop
01-16-2003, 03:53 PM
To anyone who missed the premiere, the 1st 2 eps are being repeated tonight from 8-10pm. enjoy...?

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ozzie
01-16-2003, 04:08 PM
I'm not buying this crap for a second. They've already found out about the underwear ads and his trying out as a wrestler, the whole thing reeks of bullshit.

All the "construction worker" shots look staged as hell. He talks about "building things, and seeing them completed, blah blah", and then all they show is him pushing dirt and working a backhoe. Even his "co-worker" seemed like he was reading a script. They showed him unpacking his clothes when he got to France, pulling out torn jeans and flannel shirts. My ass! He's 28 and only making 19K? I've worked construction and snot-nosed part-time high school guys make at least that much.

My guess is that this is going to eventually blow up in Fox's face and they'll find out that he was some unknown model/actor they hired and made up all this 19K earning, poor, sweet & innocent construction worker horse shit!

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stickyfingers
01-24-2003, 08:00 AM
i hate this show but i did find out some pretty cool news about one of the remaining young ladies....MOJO is a MOHO gegege!

Apparently she enjoys hanging out with a bunch of baseball players from a minor league team and I happen to know of a friend that plays for this team that has a picture of her and him hanging out in his wallet...needless to say she has been known to round the bases with a lot of the team members. I hope she wins...that money hungry whooora

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JustJon
01-24-2003, 11:23 AM
I haven't seen the show, but there's no way Fox didn't know all that shit. My guess is that they tried to play the audience as much as the women, and in the end, there's going to be the expected twist... and then a fuck with the audience twist...

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hyperspace
01-30-2003, 04:37 AM
So the finalist is a bondage and fetish film star! I still wouldn't watch that awfull show. i also think its funny how bdsm and fetish stuff is slowly creeping out of the woodwork!!

LatinSpiceXoX
01-30-2003, 03:24 PM
Does anyone know his REAL secret?

My co-worker/supervisor's husband works in a building in Tribeca where the producers of that show live.... and he heard.. or found out through them that JOE MILLIONAIRE is gay!

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