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smooth2127
01-06-2003, 03:56 PM
cant find a girl that just wants to f and thats...no strings any girls out there..
let me know
phixion
01-06-2003, 04:03 PM
interesting first post!
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silera
01-06-2003, 04:09 PM
You're one smooth operator.
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The Jays
01-06-2003, 04:11 PM
cant find a girl that just wants to f and thats...no strings any girls out there.. let me know
...ditto...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-06-2003, 04:14 PM
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silera
01-06-2003, 04:14 PM
PULL THE STRING!!!
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The Jays
01-06-2003, 04:15 PM
...cmon, I'm a baby faced hot young buck, I swear.....
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Reephdweller
01-06-2003, 06:31 PM
cant find a girl that just wants to f and thats...no strings any girls out there.. let me know
dude, you gotta try a little harder than that to get some fer yer peeshie.
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jamesdiggy
01-06-2003, 06:41 PM
I'm sure your prose will attract the Grammarian of your dreams.
Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.
TooCute
01-06-2003, 06:52 PM
no strings any girls
out there..
let me know
They're out there. Anything
else you want to know?
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TooCute
01-06-2003, 06:52 PM
no strings any girls
out there..
let me know
They're out there. Anything
else you want to know?
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ADF makes great sigpics!
Reephdweller
01-06-2003, 07:04 PM
nothing hotter than a girl who double posts!
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Jasmines Song
01-06-2003, 07:13 PM
Call an escort service. It's basically the same thing as having a girlfriend. Just pay for the sex...no strings attached...
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The Jays
01-06-2003, 07:17 PM
... hey, I didn't join all these message boards just so I could pay for sex....
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smooth2127
01-06-2003, 08:01 PM
wow im surprised people actually responded back...i just moved from va..va girls r like that..if any1 knows any good bars in the city...holla
ChrisTheCop
01-06-2003, 08:47 PM
va girls r like that
Whatsa matter? No female relatives up here?
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FUNKMAN
01-06-2003, 08:53 PM
another reason why they should legalize prostitution!
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TheGameHHH
01-06-2003, 10:35 PM
I'll fuck you.
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Thanks ADF
Arienette
01-06-2003, 10:43 PM
cant find a girl that just wants to f and thats...and that's what? WHAT?? i'm not going to be able to sleep until i know what the end of this sentence is....
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sexy bastard
01-06-2003, 10:57 PM
Quote:
cant find a girl that just wants to f and thats...
and that's what? WHAT?? i'm not going to be able to sleep until i know what the end of this sentence is....
think he meant he cant find a girl that f's and thats the g
boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Justice4all
01-07-2003, 12:19 AM
Whatsa matter? No female relatives up here?
BWAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ya just KNEW the redneck jokes were comming out with that location change post. (Dueling Banjos play in the background)
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stickyfingers
01-16-2003, 07:51 AM
so if a girl said yes you would prob. want to see her first, right? Same thing applies in reverse, no girl is gonna take you up on that when they know that all they have to do is go to a bar and actually pick out a guy and if she said to him "f me where it hurts" they know they could get it like that....good luck with your mission
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Jennitalia
01-16-2003, 08:01 AM
You won me over
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
F1Gm3nT
01-16-2003, 08:16 AM
I love it when people post shit like this
just lets you see how much ass ripping talent this board has
Im really not too impressed right now
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Jennitalia
01-16-2003, 08:24 AM
it also shows how pathetic people can be
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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
F1Gm3nT
01-16-2003, 08:26 AM
extremly
asking if they can play dirty jenga... film a threesome... post in the horny thread...
wait... 2/3... um... nevermind
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Jennitalia
01-16-2003, 08:36 AM
yeah, but you have a tongue that wont quit...or so i hear
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F1Gm3nT
01-16-2003, 08:37 AM
teee heee
just keeps on licking and licking and licking and licking...
I just like the lil man in the boat that damn much
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TheBrain007
01-17-2003, 11:44 AM
Girls that just want to
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whale_JUNK
01-17-2003, 11:08 PM
my names tom, i'm the professor.
the class is lyekis 101.
and this is your classroom.
never pay more than $40 bucks on a date. stop at carl jr's and eat something before the date so you won't be hungry.
hahahahahahahahahaha
SPOON!
This message was edited by whale_JUNK on 1-18-03 @ 3:12 AM
This is one funny ass thread....
I'll fuck you !!!
Now gimme a nice car, a studio to work in 24/7 , and an allowance ....I'll fuck your brains out for life....
See...there are always string's attached !!
You never get anything for free...didn't Mom ever tell you that?
I guess a meaningless roll in the hay is good now and again...but there has to be feeling there for me, I don't know about anyone else...unless I'm totally shitfaced ....
HAHA!
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F1Gm3nT
01-18-2003, 09:35 AM
um... Gaia... I have a studio
and hows about I fuck you brains out instead of the car
or just eat you out good?
I say tahta's a fair deal
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VinnytheTurk
01-18-2003, 04:09 PM
very smooth.....i cant imagine why you havent hooked up by now.
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