Jose Luis Rivera Mows My Lawn!

[The Blowhard]

He really does.

[Crippler]

Tito Santana cuts my hair!

...silent, but violent.

[Fallon]

Torrie Wilson sucks my balls.

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[Crippler]

top of the pyramid...(show off)

...silent, but violent.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Jose Luis Rivera Mows My Lawn!
...and we'd appreciate if you gave my brother a raise!

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[Death Metal Moe]

Mean Gene Okerland gives me my shoes at our local bowling alley.

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[PilotJeff]

Jose Luis Rivera Mows My Lawn! <P>
He cuts your lawn too? <P>




Pilots make the best approaches...

[The Blowhard]

Rene Goulet blew me and cooked me some french toast.

[jamesdiggy]

The "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz shingled my roof.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Death Metal Moe]

Lord Alfred Hays......well he just sucks.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Gillburg washes my dishes at The Pompton Queen Diner on Rt 23.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Bobby "The Brain" sold me a great cell phone plan with LOTS of use anytime free minutes And a bitchin' free phone with a signed contract at the Rockaway Mall.

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[Tall_James]

Dink the Clown was an elf at Macy's this Christmas.

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IV
Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Tall_James]

The "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz shingled my roof
Oh boy, he's so unpredictable that he may have shingled your roof with luncheon meat.

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IV
Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Tall_James]

Kerry Von Erich is fertilizing my lawn, literally.

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Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Spank Daddy]

Cheif Jay Strongbow and his brother Jules bought me a beer once.

[Crippler]

Kerry Von Erich is fertilizing my lawn, literally.

WoW! That's really, really wrong...but that's got to be damn near the top of the pyramid!

IV...the Legacy
...silent, but violent.
[center](Miles)[center]

[fluffernutter]

DAMNIT! When is Dino Bravo gonna get here with that pack of smokes?!? Seems as if I have been waiting for YEARS!

Every day striving for the
Pewter Helmet Award of
Shame.

[jamesdiggy]

Oh boy, he's so unpredictable that he may have shingled your roof with luncheon meat.
No chance, S.D. Jones was supervising.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[hatetreehighway]

Bklyn brawler was really once sited in bklyn.
Pedro morales mows my nose,back,ass hair it is sought of a lawn ..... Jessie the body is also a member....
El dandy and Juvie shine shoes at penn station.....

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Thanks Fallon!

This message was edited by hatetreehighway on 1-8-03 @ 8:16 AM

[jamesdiggy]

Playboy Buddy Rose stole my Mojo.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Hosp]

Duke Drosee painted my house.

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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben;
Mark and Ben; Anthony.</marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[Crippler]

Duke Drosee painted my house.

I have no problem believing that statement.

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/18137301.jpg
...silent, but violent.
[center](Miles)[center]

[Death Metal Moe]

"The Gentleman" Chris Adams sold me Fish and Chips at a roadside stand while on vacation in England.

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[Death Metal Moe]

La Parka sold me a Parka at Burlington Coat Factory.

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[Death Metal Moe]

The Road Dogg towed my car.

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[Death Metal Moe]

The Road Dogg towed my car.

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[Captain Rooster]

Leaping Lanny Poffo teaches me gymnastics after my Tae Bo class.



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[Hosp]

Koko B. Ware dressed up as Big Bird at my nephew's birthday party.

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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben;
Mark and Ben; Anthony.</marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[Tall_James]

Tatanka, Cowboy Bob Orton, Tugboat, Big Boss Man & Prince Albert are picking up a few bucks on the side performing in "Village People-Mania!!!" at the Knights of Columbus hall in Teaneck, NJ.

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IV
Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Tall_James]

Wendy Richter is currently smoking a cigarette across the street from my apartment, laying in a pool of her own filth.

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IV
Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Hosp]

All of the former GLOW girls are Dayshift dancers at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.



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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben;
Mark and Ben; Anthony.</marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[Tall_James]

All of the former GLOW girls are Dayshift dancers at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Even Mt. Fuji?

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Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[Hosp]

No, Mt. Fiji and Big Bad Mama work the door of the Champaign Room.

But for some reason, Jackie Stalone is still sitting in the corner

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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben;
Mark and Ben; Anthony.</marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[hatetreehighway]

mr nascar tony atlas washes my car and doesnt get payed. and doesnt pay the rasslers performing the show that night..... lmao...



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Thanks Fallon!

[Crippler]

"The Gentleman" Chris Adams sold me Fish and Chips at a roadside stand while on vacation in England.

Now you're just talking crazy...he's dead!

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
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...silent, but violent.
[center](Miles)[center]

[Death Metal Moe]

Marty Ginety runs the Tea Cups ride at a local traveling Carnival.

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[jamesdiggy]

Mr.Wrestling II is now the Mayor of Parts Unknown <P>

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Heather 8]

True story: then-WWF jobber Gary Starr sold me a copy of the first wrestling album at Wee Three Records back in 1986. <P>
I feel so important now :) <P>

http://home.earthlink.net/~hdm1976/_uimages/beulahrf.jpg<P>
Putting the funny in ''unfunny''

[furly]

pat patterson licked my cornhole and then i ripped his heart out.

fredy hahn

[hatetreehighway]

DID YA LIKE IT


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Thanks Fallon!

[rowanprofz]

Rick Martel sold me a versace suit while King Kong Bundy went out and picked me a bunch of bananas

DAMN THE MAN! - Empire Records

[reeshy]

Chyna choked my chicken!!

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[Spank Daddy]

Randy Savage got me hooked on Slim Jim's.

OOOOOOO Yeah......Eat me !!

[Crippler]

while King Kong Bundy went out and picked me a bunch of bananas

...and presently works in a Staten Island Post Office.

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/18137301.jpg
...silent, but violent.
[center](Miles)[center]

[Hosp]

The 2nd, 3rd, and 5th Doinks all now play for the Washington Generals. I saw them last week.

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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben; Mark and Ben; Anthony. </marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[Tall_James]

Giant Gonzales helped me pick out some shirts at Casual Male Big & Tall. The weird thing is that he was still wearing that bodysuit with the muscles painted on it.

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[RonMwangaguhunga]

the Masked Superstar is now a chiropractor. He helped me with my neck problems.

[hatetreehighway]

psycosis works at five different 99 cent stores.
he is kind to the customer.
cause we are always right.. but told me its hot working in that mask.....

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Thanks Fallon!