Favorite Onion Headline

[DC Reed]

The Onion, the funniest damn news mockery of the day, and past.

Heres my favorite headlines;

"Schoolteacher, Kitten and Three Orphans to fly on Challenger tommorow" - Day before challenger explosion.

"Now those Germans, they have Ambition!"

"Lenin dead from massive stroke of the people, glorious lack of oxygen disturbuted equally through the brain."

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[A.J.]

"Sinatra Warns Ruskies To Knock It Off"

"Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons"

"O.J. Finds Killer"

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[IrishAlkey]

6 for a dollar!

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[alexc]

"Microsoft Patents 1's and 0's"

[TheMojoPin]

"Christ Returns To The NBA"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[pinkyfloyd]

When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon: "HOLY SHIT!"

"Bush Decries Exxon Valdez Spillage of 'Precious, Precious Oil'"

"Ford Sworn In; Promises Awkward, Bumbling Transition"

"ELVIS DEAD. Is Elvis Alive?"

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

[Tenbatsuzen]

The first Onion post-September 11th summed it up best...

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

The quotes from Atta in hell expecting the virgins he was promised was great too.



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[26yeardoldDad]

"Special Olympics Tee Pitches Perfect Game"

(1946) "Isreal Given a Safe Home Between Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Lybia..."

(1972) "U.S. Troops Ordered To Pull Out Of Vietnamese Prositute"

"Coke introduces "Coke Mandatory"

"Russian Space Station Carved, Sanded"

the best are the little blurbs on the side:

Class Act in Suit Wins Class Action Suit

[jestah]

Disco Diva Gloria Gaynor Survives Andes Plane Crash By Eating Rugby Players



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[The Chairman]

"World's Most Famous Metaphor Hits Iceberg."

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[Tenbatsuzen]

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[42nd-delay]

"Mr T. to Pity Fool"


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[Devils Advocate]

Favorite headline: ''Will the machine replace the Chinaman? Industrious race may soon be bereft of purpose.''

Favorite Editorial: ''Feeling bereaved? Come bathe in the healing light of my cock.''

Favorite Point-Counterpoint: ''I swear my computer hates me!/I fucking hate that bitch!''

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"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[HordeKing1]

"God replies to plea of dying 6 year old. "No" says God."

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[A.J.]

"God Kills Oral Roberts for Fundraising Shortfall"

"Michael Jordan Shot For His Sneakers"

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[Heather 8]

''NFL Star Thanks Jesus After Successful Double Homicide'' <P>
''Bush Won't Stop Asking Cheney If We Can Invade Yet'' <P>
''Clinton Calls For National Week Off To Get National Shit Together'' <P>
''Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying'' <P>

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Putting the funny in ''unfunny''

[SatCam]

"Colin Powell is now Co-n Powell After Colonoskipy Goes Wrong"

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