Weirdest Thing you've seen driving

[NewYorkDragons80]

Today I was driving in my town and as I drove through a park I saw a guy walking a White Tiger like it was the most natural thing in the world.

EDIT: IT'S 3:15 RIGHT NOW SO IF ANYONE IS IN THE AREA OF EAST ROCKAWAY, NY, YOU CAN GO TO BAY PARK AND SEE IT

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

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This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 12-27-02 @ 3:17 PM

[silera]

On the FDR drive south, by the 116th street exit, I saw this black man who's usually there with an array of teddy bears and lawn chairs, almost like living art.

He was perched on yellow sand filled barrels with a banana bunch on his head like a hat, and one in each hand, and banana peels hanging from his mouth like a beard.

It must have been the funniest thing I'd ever seen.


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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

aAhhhhhh wait a second did you say driven? You mean you saw a guy driving a white tiger? Bend over i'll drive !

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[Jennitalia]

i once saw some guy standing next to his car, making a tinkle. you'd think he would've found a tree a couple feet away from him or went behind the car.

the tinkle made a nice arch...kinda like an all yellow rainbow

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[IrishAlkey]

I once saw a car going upwards of 60 miles per hour on the LIE.

Man, was that weird...

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[ChrisTheCop]

Look! Cows!

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[Butters]

One time i saw a giant pumpkin full of helium flying above a used car lot...hammertime

Come on how many times in your life can you say...hehe ^.^

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[high fly]

Once driving from one jobsite to another with a guy I worked with, he ran over the back half of a squirrel, which was squashed flat as a pancake; we looked back and the front half was struggling mightily to drag the back half off the road. 'Twas bizarre, but funny.[mail Address Here[/email]

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[furie]

I saw a guy walking a White Tiger like it was the most natural thing in the world.


that guy was on News12LI last night bitching about the new wild animals law.

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[blakjeezis]

Look! Cows!
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[reeshy]

Years ago, a poultry truck overturned on the New England Thruway near Pelham Bay Park-thousands of live chickens runnin' all over the friggin' place and we were trying to catch them all!!!!

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* and this was in the middle of Manhattan




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[DrewP]

I saw a road construction crew actually working.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

kinda like an all yellow rainbow


His diet must have been rich in B vitamins.

I was stuck in holiday traffic going down to Maryland. We were following someone pulling a carnival ride on a trailer. For 20 miles we were stuck behind a giant pink bunny face wearing sunglasses.

OH! Another time I saw a guy dressed like Hitler driving a Ford Escort. A Volkswagon I could understand; but a Ford?

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[Reephdweller]

I once saw a overturned milk truck with milk flowing out, it smacked head on into a oreo truck...it was cookies and milk everywhere.

I also once saw people going ape shit on Jericho Tpke because they thought money was all over the road. It looked like folded up twenties all over the place. Turned out to be a fake twenty with an ad for a strip club. But watching everyone going nuts with cars swerving all around them was pretty hilarious.

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[kc7586]

Look! Cows!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


drunk cows say OOOOOOOOOOM!

the weirdest thing i saw was a cauldren, a huge black iron cauldren



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[tricia]

i wasn't driving, but i once saw a guy walking a donkey accross a golf course

[irishkb]

i saw a car going north in the south bound lane of the new jersey turnpike.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

That's weird because he was really chatty with a NC cop who was at the park at the time.

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[Coco]

One time I was driving down an interstate highway and all I saw were thousands of feathers flying in front of me.

The truck in front of me was carrying (I think from what I saw) hundreds of chickens in it.

I have seen a lot of really weird things while driving, but can't remember them right now.

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[SatCam]

One time I saw some guy with a steering wheel on the <i>right</i> side of his smart car. What will they think of next?

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[fiestygal]

a shoe! what happened to the other shoe..whered it go, who has it, doe sthe shoe tell a story...

OH and people taken a leak- on memorial day weekend driving to Ocean City, NJ there were like 5 billion people peeing . my dad saw some womans COOTER!

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[dassal3399]

i once saw a t-rex on the road, you know those things that look like a three wheel motorcycle and a car in one

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[The Chairman]

Not the weirdest thing I've seen but one of the weirdest exchanges in a car took place today as we were passing the scene of a bad accident on the way to the Mall:

Chairman: "Look at that bad accident."

Too Cute: "Never mind...I want to get the sausage making attachment for the Kitchen Aid mixer my parents got me for Christmas."

Sometimes you are reminded of the all the difference a little Y chromosome makes...

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[The Chairman]

Boy, the above post was like throwing chum in the water...

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[HordeKing1]

Weirdest Thing you've seen driving

That would have to be my mother-in-law.

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[angrymissy]

I saw someone walking a kangaroo in westchester - like it was totally normal.

On the FDR drive south, by the 116th street exit, I saw this black man who's usually there with an array of teddy bears and lawn chairs, almost like living art.


that guy rules. he's at the exit right after the triboro bridge exit on the fdr going south right?

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[more cowbells]

One morning at around 6:00 AM while I was going to work, I saw a goddamn TURKEY cut across the front of my car! Damn, if I didn't have my shotgun out at that time! You just see the weirdest things when you don't have that first cup of coffee in the morning...

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[jocefus]

i saw someone getting road head

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[fiestygal]

a guy on a unicycle

when i was like 9 my cousins and i walked to the pizza place by my old house and as we were walking back in the parking lot my older cousin pat pointed "HEY THAT GUY IS GETTING A BLOW JOB!!" of course at that time i didnt know what one was.

he later explained to us what it was

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[RandomNY]

Driving in PA I saw a huge sign that said "FREE FOOD AND NAKED GIRLS ALL DAY LONG THIS EXIT" I felt like I found heaven.

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[Lucento]

I was 2 cars behind a car once and I saw a dog jump out the window of the first car, get run over by the second car and he got up and ran back and climbed back into the first car.

[luvmedoo]

One time driving on an interstate, a semi truck loaded with cows was in the right lane, and I was in the left lane with a car in front of me. The back of the trailer had holes in the sides for the cows to breathe, and they were pretty big holes. Needless to say.. a cow put his butt up to the side of the trailer and decided to take a dump. Poop flew out the side of the hole on to the car infront of me. The person turned on his wipers, and smeared cow shit all over his windshield. That was a funny sight!!! :)

Can't buy me love....

[PapaBear]

I was about to back out of the parking space at Sheetz tonight. In my side view mirror, I saw this guy walking toward the store. He was wearing an old Tuxedo shirt and jacket. He had on one of those old British Police helmets and had a Charlie Chaplin mustache. He was pulling a cart that only had a small suitcase (only about twice the volume of a briefcase) that was duck taped shut, and a guitar case. Painted on the guitar case was "Walkathon 2007", and below that "From Sea to Shining Sea". As strange as he looked, he didn't really look "crazy". He did look tired, though.

[patsopinion]

so me and my buddie are driving to san diego and this girl passes us driving like a crazy person

5 mins later down the road we see her car spun out on the shoulder with obvious tire marks and shes laughing really hard... we kept driving

but i remember thinking "holey shit!"

[BalzacWB]

angelfuck and I were driving one day back to our apartment at like 530 pm early this last spring. I stop at a red light and look over to talk to her when I see through her window a black homeless looking guy laying on this little grassy hill in front of a house jerking off!

Now it be one thing (creepy none the less) if this guy was just touching himself over his pants or had his hands down his pants, but this guy had his pants and underwear down around his ankles and his fully erect dick in his hand... and he was going at it!

we were fucking crying, I had to pull over and just fucking laugh.

How nuts do you have to be to lay down on someone else's property in broad daylight, with people (kids included) walking down the streets and fucking crank one out?

The next day it was in the local police blotter, i wish I wouldve clipped that out

[ANC]

At a red light in Staten Island, I saw a crazy lady arguing with the parrot she had on her shoulder. I even snapped a pic.

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[mendyweiss]

Mendy had to slow down on Rt 209 in the Poconos, or he would have slammed into a black bear and her cub !!

[AJDELAWARE]

On a road trip to North Carolina, I was on some back road and on the side of the road there was a house with a christmas display up. Normal as this may seem, it was nothing but cut outs of superheros. Superman flying iwth a sack of presents, wolverine with claws out and an an armfull of gift wrapped goodness, etc.

[FUNKMAN]

driving north on route 1

early morning hours I'm driving and come up to a car, upside down, sideways 'across both lanes, guy just sitting in the car like normal except upside down, holding a thermos in his hand

early morning hours again - coming up to a red light that is turning green. i'm in the right lane and there is a car in the left lane ahead of me maybe 30 feet. as we approach the light the car in the left lane turns out stalls, as I'm watching in my sideview a car hits the car in the left lane from behind and winds up pushing it through the intersection and the car turns into the 'opposite lanes' where a trailer truck crashes into it

[PigShitIrish]

driving north on route 1

early morning hours I'm driving and come up to a car, upside down, sideways 'across both lanes, guy just sitting in the car like normal except upside down, holding a thermos in his hand

early morning hours again - coming up to a red light that is turning green. i'm in the right lane and there is a car in the left lane ahead of me maybe 30 feet. as we approach the light the car in the left lane turns out stalls, as I'm watching in my sideview a car hits the car in the left lane from behind and winds up pushing it through the intersection and the car turns into the 'opposite lanes' where a trailer truck crashes into it

You're lucky you weren't in Massachusetts.

[buzzard]

When I was about 8 I was travelling across country with my parents and as we were passing an acident site,I saw a severed head laying in the street.I'll never forget the look on her face.

[ralphbxny]

I once saw a truck hauling pottable water and a vineger truck collide and they made a sound I will never forget......DOUCHE!!!!!

[PapaBear]

I was about to back out of the parking space at Sheetz tonight. In my side view mirror, I saw this guy walking toward the store. He was wearing an old Tuxedo shirt and jacket. He had on one of those old British Police helmets and had a Charlie Chaplin mustache. He was pulling a cart that only had a small suitcase (only about twice the volume of a briefcase) that was duck taped shut, and a guitar case. Painted on the guitar case was "Walkathon 2007", and below that "From Sea to Shining Sea". As strange as he looked, he didn't really look "crazy". He did look tired, though.
Wow. I picked up the paper today, and saw the story behind the guy. pretty damn cool!


A cross-country mission
Alec Mario Waclawski, 50, of San Diego walks north on Cameron Street in Winchester as he heads to Rouss City Hall on Monday. He has been walking from California to Washington, averaging about 20 miles per day, since April 1, in hopes of getting five minutes to talk with President Bush. His goal is to raise awareness for cancer research and to persuade U.S. leaders to budget more money for the cause. His wife Joanna died of cervical cancer eight years ago. Waclawski said he is not trying to raise money during this walk, but hopes to organize a benefit concert in San Diego next year and also has plans for a book and a movie based on his journey.


Here he is in Winchester (where I live)
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Salem IL...
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Santa Rosa, NM...

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Twenty miles a day is pretty damn good. Especially for a 50 year old! Godspeed, good sir.

[midwestjeff]

Me and my mother and father - and a Grandmother and a grandfather - were driving through the desert, at dawn, and a truck load of Indian workers had either hit another car, or just - I don't know what happened - but there were Indians scattered all over the highway, bleeding to death.

So the car pulls up and stops. That was the first time I tasted fear. I musta' been about four - like a child is like a flower, his head is just floating in the breeze, man.
The reaction I get now thinking about it, looking back - is that the souls of the ghosts of those dead Indians...maybe one or two of 'em...were just running around freaking out, and just leaped into my soul. And they're still in there.