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ag
12-27-2002, 10:49 AM
<a href=http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2002/12/27/TampaBay/Elderly_golf_cart_dri.shtml>Just another reason why these fossils shouldnt be able to drive</a>

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furie
12-27-2002, 10:53 AM
he probably lived in a community where they used golf cars to go around everywhere.

That, or he was having a flash-back, thinking he was in a Sherman running down the Jerries.

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Katylina
12-27-2002, 10:54 AM
Anthony, YOU STINK!

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Fallon
12-27-2002, 11:18 AM
I was taking the T (Train) on Monday and I heard this lady yelling. So I turn around and it's a conductor yelling "get him off the tracks! their's a blind man on the tracks!".

A bunch of people ran over and got him out of there.

This was on the Green Line in Boston, where the train is floor level, so he had no idea he was in the tunnel!

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Doogie
12-27-2002, 11:32 AM
That is a hilarious story...Do you think his name was "Bill"??

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wilee
12-27-2002, 11:41 AM
The funniest part of that story is the fact that he tried to merge onto an interstate in a golf cart, instead of staying in the emergency lane to get back off....

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ChrisTheCop
12-27-2002, 11:45 AM
sounds like Doogie of da Future

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Reephdweller
12-27-2002, 02:58 PM
I love this line....

"but he was just smiling and happy and kept right on driving."

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irishkb
12-27-2002, 03:09 PM
if that happens in jersey or new york that guy is dead but down in florida he gets a convoy of protection... haahaaaaa big fucking idiot

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DarkHippie
12-27-2002, 03:29 PM
time for operation "Logan's Run"

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kc7586
12-27-2002, 03:29 PM
hahahahahaha (this is me laughing my ass off)

I love this line....

"but he was just smiling and happy and kept right on driving."


he was all smiles because he was on so many mind altering drugs he didn't know what was happening to him

Contra
12-27-2002, 04:03 PM
sounds like Doogie of da Future


so funny, yet so true

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ag
12-27-2002, 06:48 PM
he was all smiles because he was on so many mind altering drugs he didn't know what was happening to him
Exactly! They're all like that down here, with there wrap around sunglasses and horrible driving skills


(thanks for editing that link Fallon)

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FelixDasGato
12-27-2002, 06:59 PM
Before he was stopped Thursday, the 85-year-old man drove his golf cart 5 miles on I-75,never exceeding 20 mph.

The only difference here is that it was a golf cart this time.

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A.J.
12-28-2002, 02:58 PM
I wonder if he was able to see over the steering wheel.

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SatCam
12-28-2002, 03:04 PM
They finally decided to repeat the man's journey in reverseI guess they don't have "towtrucks" or the police force is a bunch of dumbfucks headed by corkey

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