Hoping this AXE Bodyspray gets me some like in the commercials.

[fluffernutter]

So after being incrdibly annoyed by these commercials in Wal Mart and entertained by the ones they show in Europe, my Aunt and Uncle got me a bottle of this stuff for Christmas. I must say, I just shot myself with some and it doesn't smell that bad. Actually kind of good. Here is to hoping that this stuff can get me some action. I swear if I get jumped on like some of the slobs in the ads, I'll be shocked. Has anyone else tried this stuff?

RETIRED

[DreamWeaver]

I guarentee you'll get laid wearing that stuff. They might as well have called it "Fuck my brains out" bodyspray.

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[FelixDasGato]

Just hope you don't get jumped by that big leather-clad dude.

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[The Chairman]

Interesting. I usually don't associate Wal-Mart with anything that would catalyze "fucking brains out" but I reserve judgement to the women.

My secret scent that never fails to attract women is purchasing a few of those scented tree car deodorizers that hang from the rear view mirror in "New Car Scent." Then I slightly moisten them and rub them over my apocrine glands. The smell of faux rich Corinthian leather is an odor that cannot be resisted by women, since it replicates the smell of both a new car AND a new Coach pocketbook.

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[Zipgun]

Sassy!

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[Patches]

It will definitely get you laid. Well that, 20 bucks and a quick trip behind the hospital.

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[Noellevious]

I don't know about it's power to make people super f*ckable, but it smells great.

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[DreamWeaver]

no trust me...it's that powerful

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[Gaia]

O.K....So I have never smelled it...so I'm trusting the ladies on this one...But anything Dolce & Gabbana constitutes "Fucking Someone's Brain's out".

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[ChrisTheCop]

I also got some for Christmas. It smelled so good, I had sex with myself.

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[Jennitalia]

did you fuck your brains out, Chris?

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[Noellevious]

But anything Dolce & Gabbana constitutes "Fucking Someone's Brain's out".

Well sure, 'cause D & G = $$$.

GOLD DIGGER!!! :-)

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[fiestygal]

its all a gimic in which they use mirrors

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[Anakin Skywalker]

I have Voodoo & Phoenix. My conversations with women have improved but no sex yet. How much of this shit do i have to put on?

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[Sheeplovr]

no man needs any more scents that what ever there Deordant smells like

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[TheGameHHH]

I wanna try this AXE shit out
so badly, but who's gonna be
there to fuck my brains out
when I do?


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[blakjeezis]

This stuff is so potent that I had a guy who I know is as straight as an arrow hitting on me. He said, "Damn someone smells good." When he found out it was me, he immediately bought me a drink, and followed me the rest of the evening trying to be witty and charming. Now those of you who've met me can certainly attest to my rugged manliness, a quality that drives most homosexuals crazy with desire. But to have the same effect on a red-blooded trouser trout fisherman, well that can only be explained by the AXE!!!

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[Gaia]

Well sure, 'cause D & G = $$$.

GOLD DIGGER!!!


Never thought of it that way....Nice call!!!

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[The Chairman]

OK - this really happened to me last week:

I was in Sephora buying my Zirh products and this mom and a kid like 12 are there and the saleswoman asks if they need help and the mom says, "tell the lady what you want." And the kid says "Drakkar" and the mom asks the saleswoman what it smells like and she replies "it's a little....strong." So the mom says "what was the other one you wanted", and the kid says "Cool Water" and the saleswoman gets that and the mom says "no" (I think thought it was too expensive, but she said she didn't like the "bottle"). So anyway the mom asks the saleswoman what she would recommend and the saleswoman says "AXE". And I just have to jump in and I say to the mom and kid "Dude that's the one. You will need to pry the ladies off you if you wear that." And the kid is all psyched and the mom says "He's only 13, don't tell me that." And I say, "well why are you buying him cologne then, cause your kid stinks?"

And the saleswoman totally cracks up, the kid is humiliated, and mom is shocked, and I leave with about 10 free samples of Zirh products because the saleswoman said it was the funniest moment she'd had in 4 years working there. She even gave me her employee discount the stuff I bought.

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[Reephdweller]

Update: I bought this stuff last week...the Tsunami one, and I was talking to one of the hottest girls in my office and I talked about wanting to take her out and she went for it. I don't know if its related to this stuff or not, but I had my own Tsunami in my pants after that.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

I have to admit that I smelled it in duane reade and I got that tingly feeling. It really smells good.

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[Gaia]

That Sephora story is hilarious...will you take me shopping? ReefDwella...I hope you cleaned up after the Tsunami.....haha...

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[Cybersoldier]

Okay I'm going to try the bodyspary myself as well

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[mario]

I have 2 cans myself fluffer..My wife said she loved the scent, so i let her pick out her 2 favorite and now i'm sporting them like the fool in the commercial..lol. i dont know if it helps you get girls, but lately i've been getting raped on the regular..

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[Reephdweller]

ReefDwella...I hope you cleaned up after the Tsunami.....haha...


hmmmm maybe that's why i screamed when i took my pants off later.

:-)

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[TeRRoR]

But anything Dolce & Gabbana constitutes "Fucking Someone's Brain's out".

hmm... so does that mean if i buy some broad something from D&G i automatically get ass? man... thats the shit. im sooooo gunna do that today

TeRRoR

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[Evilpete]

It doesn't..I"ve been wearing it for months, and I haven't been jumped in a elevatore or anything

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[The Chairman]

That Sephora story is hilarious...will you take me shopping?


Sure. I am funny to shop with.
And Zirh products are the bomb and the secret is whenever you go to Sephora ask for samples. They always give you lots of goodies!

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[Evilpete]

I might have to sue AXE...it seems my spray is defective and it drives the ladies away

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