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Patches
12-25-2002, 11:49 PM
I have to be. Who the hell has a kid on purpose, especially the first born? My thinking is that the first is a mistake, the middle ones are on purpose, and the last kid is a few missed pills.

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fiestygal
12-26-2002, 07:16 AM
well you would have found out sooner or later

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Aggie
12-26-2002, 07:20 AM
well i know i was. my mom and dad were supposed to start law school together (so they barely had money for themselves) and my mom gets pregnant with me and has to start a year later. i've asked her about it and she denies to this day i was an accident. i'm not dumb, but it's sweet she would never admit it.

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Jennitalia
12-26-2002, 07:24 AM
i should have been a mistake


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blakjeezis
12-26-2002, 07:27 AM
I'm the youngest of three, with a six year gap. There's two years between the other two. I've pretty much accepted the fact that I wasn't a 'planned pregnancy'. What gave it away was the carboard box shoes and hot-rock breakfast I endured as a child

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fiestygal
12-26-2002, 07:32 AM
my parents were married for 4 yrs before they had the devil child which is me....that must explain why i dont got any brothers or sisters

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SoccerMom
12-26-2002, 07:36 AM
You're not a mistake Patches. A surprise, maybe, but not a mistake.

jocefus
12-26-2002, 08:13 AM
my dad says i was supposed to be a b.j.

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phixion
12-26-2002, 08:30 AM
i know i was a mistake
my mom got her tubes tied 4 months after i was born.
isnt that sad

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TheGameHHH
12-26-2002, 09:09 AM
I think it's so funny that
Aggie was a mistake.


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PanterA
12-26-2002, 09:13 AM
I was born 8 months after my mother and father were married....you make the call.

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SoccerMom
12-26-2002, 09:28 AM
A preemie, perhaps?

silera
12-26-2002, 09:35 AM
Soccer Mom is a good mommy.



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SoccerMom
12-26-2002, 09:42 AM
Thanks Silera! I'm also a first born- and we are not accidents. Guinea pigs for parenting techniques maybe, but not accidents!

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12-26-2002, 09:53 AM
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Friday
12-26-2002, 10:29 AM
I was adopted...so if it was a mistake it was a very drawn out and expensive one - haha.

oh..and after that last post CTC is now reinstated as Classy AND Clever. :)

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silera
12-26-2002, 10:42 AM
My kids weren't mistakes, my marriage was.


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DrewP
12-26-2002, 11:16 AM
My kids weren't mistakes, my marriage was. <P>
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That's my story, and i'm sure a lot of people's too. <P>

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Contra
12-26-2002, 11:40 AM
i know i was a mistake, and was reminded of the fact on more then one occasion.

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Jennitalia
12-26-2002, 11:51 AM
my mom used to tell my friends they adopted me

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DrewP
12-26-2002, 03:34 PM
There's three of us, and none of us were planned, but we have never been refered to as mistakes. <P>
I'm the oldest and was a surprise, my sister was born 10 months later, you know latin twins. Ten years later they had another surprise.

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reeshy
12-26-2002, 03:37 PM
My mom used to tell people that she found me walking around the store and that she was looking for my mother!!!

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reeshy
12-26-2002, 03:37 PM
My mom used to tell people that she found me walking around the store and that she was looking for my mother!!!

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-26-2002, 03:42 PM
Mom was 33 when she became pregnant with me.
She already had 3 kids, had high blood pressure and the doctors warned her that if she didn't abort, there would be complications and one of us would die during childbirth.
She explained to them that she didn't believe in abortions and had an Almighty-Powerful God who she prays to and will help her through this.
8 months later. I was born, she was fine, and now my sister says I'm a SURPRISE, (not a mistake), even though we all know I wasn't planned.


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Heather 8
12-26-2002, 04:21 PM
I'm the firstborn, and was planned... although I took a damn long time (three years of ''trying really hard'' on my parents' part, and then I was an entire month late, to boot). My first brother (almost 2 years younger) was the result of a broken rubber, and my youngest brother (13 years younger, and the product of Dad's 2nd marriage) was, in my father's words, ''a mistake in retrospect.'' <P> <P>

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jamesdiggy
12-26-2002, 06:23 PM
My parents were well into their 40's and enjoying life when I came along and mucked up the works.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.