it's 6:26 and i am drunk...

[furly]

i got home at 2:00 and started drinking.i am lonely and there is nothing else to do.last year this time i was with my girlfriend.we have now broken up...please help me!

fredy hahn

[yarpwizard]

Well, whatever you do....don't pull an Al Dukes if you know what I mean. Watch out for blindfolds. You could listen to a Ron and Fez classic show. Or go see Lord of the Rings....Whatever you do have a Merry Christmas. <P>

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[furly]

thank you my friend.there will be no blindfold disaster in my future...merry christmas.

fredy hahn

[Death Metal Moe]

What to do? Curl up next to Jack Daniels, and ENJOY the Ron and Fez replay!
Or at least as much of it as you can listen to before you puke and pass out.

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[Heather 8]

Curl up next to Jack Daniels <P>
About 5 swallows ahead of you, my friend. <P>
Gimme about an hour to catch up with you in misery and drunkery, furly. <P>

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[Patches]

JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB.

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[Bob Impact]

I've got you beat, I was drunk last night, and it's now 11AM Christmas morning and im sitting here with a glass of Crown Royal.

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[furly]

ahhh the liquid holiday continues!!grey goose and fresca sure brings x-mas joy to my smiling face!!!drink up buddies,happy x-mas!

fredy hahn

[Katylina]

buttplug?

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