JEWS UNITE ON CHRISTMAS EVE [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

FMJeff

12-24-2002, 11:34 AM

Come one and come all jews tonite to The Matzah Ball, the largest Jewish Singles event in this country. Details on www.letmypeoplego.com!

It's going to be really fun, and a great way for you single jewish guys out there to meet single jewish chicks!

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Hawiian shirt craig

12-24-2002, 12:10 PM

watch out they're advertiseing the same event as "turkey shoot" on thefouthreich.com

interesting. watch out!!!

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TheGameHHH

12-24-2002, 12:21 PM

WOW HSC, that was fuckin
funny.

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Death Metal Moe

12-24-2002, 12:37 PM

Oy!

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JerseyRich

12-24-2002, 01:29 PM

The first 25 people in the door get this great book!
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BrianTheBailBondsman

12-24-2002, 02:22 PM

Jesus Christ can you ever let anyone enjoy? You already got chanucia.. Now you have to party on our most holy night of the year?

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Death Metal Moe

12-24-2002, 03:34 PM

Jesus Christ can you ever let anyone enjoy?

Well, they couldn't let Jesus Christ enjoy.

Oooooo. That was an OLD joke. About 2000 years old! TEE HEE HEE.

Blasphemy!

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TheMojoPin

12-24-2002, 04:08 PM

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DarkHippie

12-24-2002, 04:27 PM

I think my brother just went off to this. He told me he was going to some Jewish party

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PanterA

12-24-2002, 04:44 PM

Hey Santa is Jewish...look at his bar mitzvah.

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12-24-2002, 05:18 PM

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GaryWyze

12-25-2002, 07:32 PM

Well, if we're going that way... Jesus was just a Jewish guy with a good gimmick.

And you're all buying into it. Suckers!

Christy

12-25-2002, 07:42 PM

Oh my gosh ... now I know where I can find a rich Jewish doctor to marry me! Yeah!!! :-)

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fiestygal

12-25-2002, 07:50 PM

chinese food...right jeff?

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IrishAlkey

12-25-2002, 11:07 PM

Who would want to find Jewish girl?

They don't even suck dick.

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The Chairman

12-26-2002, 04:31 AM

The comments on this this are hysterical.

Christmas, however, is NOT the holiest day in the Christian calendar.

And on my dad's side in Italy, Christmas is no big deal. Christmas eve is the big celebration.

The Jews however, Chinese food, movies, that's true.

Please everyone let's remember to keep the Christ in Christmas.

For black rappers, please keep the Cris' in Christmas.

For Latinos, please keep the Mas in Christmas.

And for Asians please keep the Ma.

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Jennitalia

12-26-2002, 05:51 AM

i invite jon over for xmas eve and xmas day and he stabbed me in the hand with a fork...that's the last time i invite a jew home for the holidays!

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fiestygal

12-26-2002, 07:03 AM

he stabbed me in the hand with a fork

man you guys got some weird kinky relationship

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Aggie

12-26-2002, 07:08 AM

i invite jon over for xmas eve and xmas day and he stabbed me in the hand with a fork
jon doesn't seem so 'groovy' anymore, does he jenn!?

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Jennitalia

12-26-2002, 07:18 AM

i think he was just jealous because of all the presents i got ;)

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JerseyRich

12-26-2002, 03:57 PM

i think he was just jealous because of all the presents i got

Is it ok to have your tookie licked on Christmas?

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Hawiian shirt craig

12-26-2002, 04:02 PM

i invite jon over for xmas eve and xmas day and he stabbed me in the hand with a fork...that's the last time i invite a jew home for the holidays!

doesn't he understand all you want from him is slap ass porno sex? i dont get it.

and jews should have united the day after ythanks giving@!

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DrewP

12-26-2002, 04:03 PM

Is it ok to have your tookie licked on Christmas?

Depends who you ask, for Catholics it's never OK, it would be a sin.

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JustJon

12-26-2002, 06:22 PM

She stabbed herself. Her mom and sister saw it all. I was holding her hand and out came the fork into her pinky.

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DarkHippie

12-26-2002, 06:36 PM

and remember kids: tookie is kosher! And shlong is the only sausage a nice jewish girl can eat.

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JerseyRich

12-26-2002, 08:33 PM

and remember kids: tookie is kosher! And shlong is the only sausage a nice jewish girl can eat.
Thank the LORD!

In a non-religious way.

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JustJon

12-26-2002, 09:34 PM

never heard of beef sausage?

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fiestygal

12-26-2002, 10:15 PM

Thank the LORD!

In a non-religious way.

how udderly PC richie- lol- you are sooo trendy

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Jennitalia

12-27-2002, 05:18 AM

Quote:
Is it ok to have your tookie licked on Christmas?

Depends who you ask, for Catholics it's never OK, it would be a sin.

hey, i'm catholic, and im in favor of having a good tookie licking...unfortunately, my jewish boyfriend didnt get that memo, he was too busy stabbing me

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TheMojoPin

12-27-2002, 06:57 AM

For black rappers, please keep the Cris' in Christmas.

For Latinos, please keep the Mas in Christmas.

And for Asians please keep the Ma.

Inkah-Dinkah-DOOOOOO!!!

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BrianTheBailBondsman

12-27-2002, 12:14 PM

Who would want to find Jewish girl?

Roumor has it they are the best at oral!

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blakjeezis

12-27-2002, 01:31 PM

Roumor has it they are the best at oral
Just rumor.
Homeless, toothless crackheads are the best at oral. Emphasis on the toothless.

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IrishAlkey

12-27-2002, 01:51 PM

Homeless, toothless crackheads are the best at oral.

I'm punching Silera in the face and foreclosing on her house.

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DrewP

12-27-2002, 01:52 PM

Homeless, toothless crackheads are the best at oral. Emphasis on the toothless.

I won't even ask how you know that.

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blakjeezis

12-27-2002, 01:58 PM

Homeless, toothless crackheads are the best at oral.

I'm punching Silera in the face and foreclosing on her house.
I knew it!!
Silera's a crackhead, Silera's a crackhead.

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IrishAlkey

12-27-2002, 02:10 PM

I knew it!!
Silera's a crackhead, Silera's a crackhead.

Way to read between the lines!

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