Lingerie Barbie

[Dewey]

From Sunday's Washington Post:

"Still seeking that perfect gift for a special young girl in your life? Well, look no further than page 50 of the FAO Schwarz 2002 holiday catalogue. For a mere $45, you can surprise and delight her with a Lingerie Barbie.

And what a Barbie Babe she is, decked out in her sexy black (or, if you prefer, pink) garters, stockings and obligatory stiletto heels."


I don't know about you folks, but I can't wait for this spring's DP Barbie, or especially Bukkake Barbie, which is due out next summer.

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This message was edited by Dewey on 12-23-02 @ 10:39 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

Is Backdoor Barbie that far off now?

Pretty soon, they're gonna have to give Ken the genitals he's been missing all these years for Action dolls.

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[Devils Advocate]

Pretty soon, they're gonna have to give Ken the genitals he's been missing all these years for Action dolls.

Oh, Ken used to have the genitals. He wore them off with Barbie...

Personally, I think that if they're going to sell Lingerie Barbie, they really need to restore her to her old, impossible proportions.

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[Death Metal Moe]

How about Bar Rag Barbie and the Backwoods Tavern playset?

She comes with a carton of Camel non-filters, tube top, 99 cent perfume and a gram.

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[Contra]

i'm wodering when they are releasing "Nice girl, nice family" Barbie.

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[Ryan the Great]

i cant wait for "i get this burning sensation when i pee" barbie

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