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Dewey

12-22-2002, 10:08 PM

So many are priceless. I'll start off with this one:

"I don't know what kind of doctor I am. But watching all these beautiful sisters here...I'm debating whether I should be a gynecologist." -- Mike Tyson, while receiving an honorary degree from Central State University in Wilberforce, Ohio.

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Ryan the Great

12-22-2002, 10:16 PM

i always liked "ive been to lots of overseas places, like Canada" from britney spears

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peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great

Dewey

12-23-2002, 06:54 AM

"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in."
- Katharine Whitehorn

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Dewey

12-23-2002, 07:09 AM

Groucho Marx, from his TV show, "You Bet Your Life."

Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?

Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.

Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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Fallon

12-23-2002, 07:29 AM

"The number one album in the nation this week is by Better then Ezra. Number two... Ezra!" -Norm McDonald on Weekend Update

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Bob Impact

12-23-2002, 09:21 AM

"I'm on the Zoloft right, but i'm on that too keep me from killin' y'all." - Mike Tyson

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

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