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FUNKMAN
12-22-2002, 12:19 PM
> football
> baseball
> frisbee
> wiffle ball
> spalding
> super pinky
> knives
> darts
> midgets :)
> horseshoes
or is one of these your favorite even though you may not throw it that well...
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Dewey
12-22-2002, 12:44 PM
up.
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Steels
12-22-2002, 12:45 PM
her a bang..
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walking joint
12-22-2002, 12:45 PM
I probably throw horseshoes the best. Then I'd go with darts and football.
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12-22-2002, 01:22 PM
Tantrums.
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12-22-2002, 01:40 PM
A Fit!!
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Gmann
12-22-2002, 01:56 PM
.....back shots and beers.
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LatinJoker
12-22-2002, 02:12 PM
What do you throw best?
Farts.
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12-22-2002, 02:22 PM
Right Jab-punches.
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hyperspace
12-22-2002, 02:37 PM
"Up"
...(in) the towel.
Actually, I used to be a pretty decent dart player.
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Arienette
12-22-2002, 03:26 PM
none, really... but i enjoy throwing darts. i throw them very, very hard, and they always get stuck deeply in the dart board... when i hit it. otherwise, people just duck, and it seems to work out ok. one time, i got a dart stuck in the wall.. that was pretty hard to get out. and once, when i was younger, i threw a dart right into the window. i guess i don't have the best aim ever
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FUNKMAN
12-22-2002, 03:36 PM
. i throw them very, very hard, and they always get stuck deeply in the dart board... when i hit it
anyone else getting worked up?
:)
i had received a "digital" dartboard a couple Christmas's ago... The darts had plastic tips and the board would register your points according to where you hit... It was alright for a short time but the plastic tips just don't hold up... You're better off with the steel tips and corkboards...
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Johnny4
12-22-2002, 03:46 PM
For some reason I can rocket a football, but suck at throwing a baseball.
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Reephdweller
12-22-2002, 04:18 PM
i can throw web with the best of them!
:-)
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Yerdaddy
12-22-2002, 06:21 PM
that D
When I was 16 I played the #1 ranked dart player in the world in the finals of a big tournament. I didn't know who he was at the time and I barely lost. Since then it was all downhill for my dart career and now I would get beat by a retarded monkey. (Teabag goes to the best dirty monkey joke.)
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12-22-2002, 07:37 PM
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12-22-2002, 07:38 PM
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Bob Impact
12-22-2002, 07:48 PM
Definetly a football, followed by my weight around.
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DarkHippie
12-22-2002, 07:50 PM
I can throw a baseball well. I've got a whole arnsenal of off-speed pitches and good accuracy
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Aggie
12-22-2002, 08:39 PM
i throw like a girl
Actually, I used to be a pretty decent dart player.
now that's hot aj :)
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Death Metal Moe
12-22-2002, 08:43 PM
Out of your list, I'd say Baseball. Not that I'm Dave Winfeild or anything.
And I have no whitty answer to your question...
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silera
12-22-2002, 08:50 PM
Tantrums.
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I WANTED TO SAY THAT!
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Crippler
12-22-2002, 09:56 PM
i can throw web with the best of them!
Damn, beat me to it.
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12-22-2002, 10:11 PM
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Yerdaddy
12-23-2002, 03:19 AM
now that's hot aj :)
now that's hot Aggie :)
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Devils Advocate
12-23-2002, 07:18 PM
Knives.
Axes, on the other hand, are damned hard. Seriously - you have to release them just right to get them to stick in the target...
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Contra
12-23-2002, 07:38 PM
i throw a football prety well, and i throw darts very well when i'm drunk for some reason.
besides that...mama, from the train.
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Justice4all
12-23-2002, 09:14 PM
quick sarcastic barbs.
but seriously...
football, Baseball and frizbee.
And my golf clubs...which explains why I was asked not to return to the public course
in Ocean County NJ.
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12-23-2002, 09:37 PM
Apples.
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-24-2002, 08:10 AM
titty fits
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blakjeezis
12-24-2002, 08:16 AM
Probably darts, then baseball. I gotta wicked sinker.
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Aggie
12-24-2002, 08:19 AM
now that's hot Aggie :)
not as hot as you Yerdaddy! :)
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12-24-2002, 02:39 PM
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> frisbee
> wiffle ball
> spalding
> super pinky
> knives
> darts
> midgets
> horseshoes
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CaptClown
12-24-2002, 02:51 PM
a wild fuck
titty fits
Now that's what is really hot.
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TheGameHHH
12-24-2002, 09:36 PM
titty fits
What exactly is that????
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blakjeezis
12-25-2002, 12:26 AM
What exactly is that????
I don't know, man, but if the titty fits . . .
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CaptClown
12-25-2002, 04:26 AM
I don't know, man, but if the titty fits . . .
...you must cut loose on it.
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Crippler
12-27-2002, 05:56 AM
titty fits
No idea what that is, but it certainly sounds hot.
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Jennitalia
12-27-2002, 05:57 AM
i throw tantrums best
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Justice4all
12-27-2002, 08:38 PM
I like to throw people who do not act their age out of the window or a moving car. WHOOOF does it blow off steam...
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kc7586
12-28-2002, 10:56 AM
my life away
SatCam
12-28-2002, 11:25 AM
I can't throw, I have no arms
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dassal3399
12-28-2002, 11:31 AM
i could throw a girl a good banging pretty well
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12-28-2002, 11:32 AM
kittens
baseballs
snowballs
meatballs
balls
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FUNKMAN
01-05-2003, 08:23 PM
The Garbage Out...
pretty good with the recycables too!
throwing frisbee's are alot of fun, and even more fun catching them...
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stickyfingers
01-06-2003, 08:54 AM
muffins, definitely muffins, or biscuits...really any single serving baked good but not donuts
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AppleBoy
01-06-2003, 11:45 AM
Baseballs. Throwing horseshoes is fun but I haven't done that in a long time. I wouldn't mind learning how to throw a hip check.
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dassal3399
01-06-2003, 11:59 AM
People tell me that I throw back Shots pretty well.
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Thebazile78
01-06-2003, 02:09 PM
Temper tantrums.
(Though I'm not proud of this fact, it's the one thing I throw the best.)
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