What was your alias?

[blakjeezis]

Whenever you would get caught doing something that maybe you shouldn't have been, things like stealing sodas from the A&P, setting fires on the roof of the local elementary school, stealing hood ornaments from the cars at the Boys Club for Bingo on Friay night, you know, general teenage mayhem and vandalism. What name would you give whatever authories were called down upon you? I always went with 'Steve Skevinsky', not a simple John Smith type name, but not outlandish enough to be unbelievable. I wonder if there's still record of him down at the Station, he certainly got into trouble.

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[Reephdweller]

When I used to get caught doing things in school, or cutting class, or late to school, they'd ask for my name. I'd always give them Theodore Nugent. They always bought it.

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[sexy bastard]

mine was
Keyser Soze

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[PanterA]

If I ever got caught doing graffitti or cutting school or both....(no wonder i have a job i hate and eatting spaghetti every friggin night) anyway, I would use the name Mark Stevens.

It was easy to remember and easy to spell.

I even got fake ID with that name.

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[sexy bastard]

I even got fake ID with that name.

obviously you mustbe the last boy scout...your even prepared with that
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[flipper21]

I once got caught with a bunch of other kids smashing some pumpkins. The typical, crotchety old man from the neighborhood took all of our names to give to the police. Being the mid 70's, I used Peter Frampton. The fool never knew.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Sydney Bristow.

actually, In my days of youth, with my fascination of comics, I used the name Alexander Luther. (sp intentional)

Like Bobby P, I got a fake ID with that name.



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I just wasn't a THUG.

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[Steels]

Von Hayes

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[LatinJoker]

Rick Wetback or Spic O'Rama

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[The Jays]

...I would use the names and addresses of people we didn't like....

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[FUNKMAN]

kind of ironic, when it came to that part i was honest and always gave them my real name...

a few days after getting caught robbing a freight train the cops called my house and I answered, they asked for my dad and i told them "there is nobody here by that name". They called back again and I told them the same thing. The officer said they were going to stop by. Then I went downstairs to meet them and tell them a sob story about my dad having heart problems thinking they may let it go. As I was waiting downstairs unbeknownst to me they called again and spoke to my Dad. Needless to say when I went back upstairs, well let's just say "it wasn't pretty"...

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[angrymissy]

Melissa Britton.

When my friend and I both went to Planned Parenthood for birth control pills when we were in high school, we decided we needed fake names to go with. I kept my first name the same, and picked the last name out of the phone book.

I also got my fake Id under this name (seems like a pattern)

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[cheezeemee]

Rick Wetback or Spic O'Rama


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My name was Joe Ferrari

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[Bob Impact]

Chuck Fowler.
We used to have to write our names down to buy spraypaint at a local store and this was the name I used.

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[Contra]

"whats your name son?"
"dees"
"last name?"
"nuts"
"ok, anyone not a smart ass here?"
"yes officer"
"ok whats your name?"
"charles"
"last name?
"manson"

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'll just BAKE a whole dish of brownies and end up with many more than 5 my friend.

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[bisqit999]

They used to call me Mr. Miagi. I have no idea why as I am not Japanese, nor do I know karate.

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[Contra]

Contest be damned!


you can just say that you dont know the answer

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[Zipgun]

Brian McGee.

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[tricia]

i never had a fake id or an alias.

[reeshy]

I never needed an alias. I never got caught. I ran too fast!!!!!!

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[DreamWeaver]

Kate Roberts (from Days of Our Lives)...easy to spell, easy to remember.

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[bigbaldirish]

i made a name that rhymed with my name so that if anybody screwed up that i was with, it would just sound like the authority figure would think he misheard.

name: Adam Thigpen

my real name is odd so nobody believes me when i tell them my true name any ways.




This message was edited by bigbaldirish on 12-23-02 @ 11:55 AM

[NewYorkDragons80]

I once got caught with a bunch of other kids smashing some pumpkins. The typical, crotchety old man from the neighborhood took all of our names to give to the police. Being the mid 70's, I used Peter Frampton. The fool never knew.
You mean to tell me your friends didn't piss their pants when they heard that.

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