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Green Lantern

12-21-2002, 05:42 AM

May favorite is the one Ron & Fez plays at the end of they show: Have Yourself A Merry X-mas by the Pretenders. But I like other verison of that song too.

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AngelAmy

12-21-2002, 04:19 PM

i love dominick the donkey

DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)
(Allen / Merrell / Saltzberg)
Lou Monte - 1967

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Santa's got a little friend,
His name is Dominick.
The cutest little donkey,
You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his paisons,
With Dominick he'll be.
Because the reindeer cannot,
Climb the hills of Italy.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Jingle bells around his feet,
And presents on the sled.
Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
On top of Dominick's head.
A pair of shoes for Louie,
And a dress for Josephine.
The labels on the inside says,
They're made in Brooklyn.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Children sing, and clap their hands,
And Dominick starts to dance.
They talk Italian to him,
And he even understands.

Cumpare sing,
Cumpare su,
And dance 'sta tarantel.
When jusamagora comes to town,
And brings du ciuccianello.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)

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Jobberific

12-21-2002, 05:32 PM

Christmas in Hollis, Run DMC

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Steels

12-21-2002, 06:07 PM

Frosty by Dr. Dirty, John Valby

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philth

12-21-2002, 06:12 PM

Any Chimpmunk tune rules!

yarpwizard

12-21-2002, 07:05 PM

I never realized how much I liked "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas" till I heard it the other night. I always liked the Amy grant version of "Sleigh Ride".

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bigbaldirish

12-21-2002, 09:28 PM

Savatage (or the other name they go by with this song -trans siberian orchestra) christmas eve (sarejevo 12/24)

cheezeemee

12-21-2002, 09:43 PM

mochafan

12-23-2002, 07:03 AM

We're a couple of misfits from Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer. It fits me.

I know, its only rock 'n roll, but I like it.

jestah

12-23-2002, 07:20 AM

The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole

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Friday

12-23-2002, 07:48 AM

my favorite is O Holy Night...even though I don't go to church ... I like to sing it on Xmas anyhoo!

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InSaNe_ClOwN_KiD69

12-24-2002, 12:45 PM

For me, Blink 182 - I wont Be home for Christmas

Artist Blink 182
Album Unknown
Song I WONT BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

[Chorus]
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

[Chorus]
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
{Chorus}

InSaNe_ClOwN_KiD69

12-24-2002, 12:50 PM

Another Wonderful Song for The holidays that you should play over and over again for your children-
ICP - Santa's a Fat bitch

Santa Claus, suck my balls
Drunk as hell, ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid..haha..duh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sac like gimme gimme
I know that's he's coming, he's coming, he must
Lookin up nothing but rust, dust
Turned on the TV the very next day
I see you getting paid, leading the parade
I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my 9 go click, Santa's a fat bitch!

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fucker)
Another year and I ain't get shit (another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (oooh, my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

Yeah, I got something to say about Saint Nick
Fuck that ho, he never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat, cuz there ain't nothing in the cupboard
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for christmas is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could ya help me out?
Should of known I get the short end of the stick
No kind of gift, I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santa was a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (he's gonna fuck you and then your mom)
Another year and I ain't get shit (another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (big red bitch, you're gonna die)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

Ho Ho Ho
Don't go that way, Rudolph
That's the ghetto
Those boys and girls don't deserve anything

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where ya been?
I see ya got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph he don't bring the slay my way
Nothing but coal and dirt for Little J
I guess ya couldn't fit down a chimney shaft
You need to lose some of that fat ass, uh
All the little rich boys, they get paid
Counting their toys and dunkets they made
Me, I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (too much McDonalds)
Another year and I ain't get shit (Mrs. Claus eat my balls)
If I hear him land on my roof (fat dead bitch in a big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

Twas the night before Christmas and everything's whack
Not a creature sturring but a fucking rat
I ain't hearing Jingle Bells, I ain't hearing nothing
Ain't smelling no turkey, sure as hell ain't no stuffing
All night I prayed, wished and prayed
This fat motherfucker would swing my way
And drop of soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Yep, yep, I knew, the shank again
And again and again and again and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit
House, and be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit (another year, I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (if I hear him land on my roof)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit (I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof (coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo!)
I'm a bust your ass in the tooth

He got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile
A bright red hat you can see for a mile
A big full of goodies and a great big grin
Here comes Santa Claus again...

NewYorkDragons80

12-25-2002, 02:26 PM

"Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid. Bono and Sting, what more can you ask for?

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irishkb

12-25-2002, 02:41 PM

christmas wrapping by the Waitresses.. i just love that song for some reason...

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Doogie

12-25-2002, 04:05 PM

I have to go with Burl Ives "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"

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fiestygal

12-25-2002, 05:58 PM

Domenic the Donkey

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Patches

12-25-2002, 11:41 PM

Alvin and the Chipmunks song and the Whirling Dervishes, "Grinch" song.

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dagoalie34

12-26-2002, 04:47 AM

My fav is Trans siberian orchestra's christmas eve/sarajevo 12/24

This message was edited by dagoalie34 on 12-26-02 @ 8:53 AM