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The Chairman
12-20-2002, 10:19 PM
So we ate at John Harvard's Brew House tonight (chain - decent beer, fair food) and there was a Border's books (chain) next door and we needed to buy some last minute gifts.

And they have a lot of people in there buying really bad books.

And they have a coffee bar with ridiculous people drinking cappuccino's at 10 PM. I say to myself again that these people should know, YOU NEVER drink a cappuccino after 10 AM! I'm a little snobby like that.

And then I heard something in the corner of the store.

Some college kid, like 18 years old is set up with an acoustic guitar plugged into a little amp. And he's really nervous. And they're all these people sitting down in front of him. Whether they were there just to sit and drink their stuff or hear what the guy was gonna do I just don't know.

And the kid's sweating. He looks like it's his first "public" gig.

And I experience an empathy attack and actually start sweating and walk away and go see if they have anything by John Hawkes among the millions of Harry Potter books.... or if Don DeLillo's The Body Artist has come out in paperback yet. And as I stumble over huge displays of sucky books for the masses who consider Oprah the avatar of modern literary criticism.... and walk by stacks of the latest James Patterson and Dr. Phil and Rudy Giuliani books I hear a slight cough and the opening chords of....

Wilco's "Jesus, etc."

And in this surreal moment, I stumble over masses perusing pabulum puke and look at this guy and it's just him and a guitar and a little amp and a song by Jeff Tweedy.

And I experience a transcendent moment.

And I forgive Border's for not having any of Hawke's books or The Body Artist in either hardcover or soft.

And I listen.

And I sing along. And he looks at me and my girlfriend (who programmed my new cell phone to ring to Wilco's Kamera) and we just stand there and listen and we make eye contact and in one ephemeral moment you can see he knows we "get it" and you can see his flushed face loosen and the sweat start to stop. And for that moment the Border's Muzak XMAS carols fade away.... and I just feel good.

And we clap and we whistle and we just plain are thankful for the serendipity of having been there.

And as I walk away, Mr. Young Nervous Guy breaks into an REM tune.

But Jesus, etc. has already been imprinted: the notes following me in a Doppler Effect as I leave the store.

Now I went to see Wilco seven times this year.

But tonight was special. More special than if Jeff was singing the song right there, jet lagged, having sung it the day before 300 miles from home and his son Spencer and his wife and whatever else.

Sometimes it's just all good.

For a moment in time:

No more anxiety and hardwood floors.

No poems of unrest.

No chronic symbiosis.

No force fed commercialism in inchoate places.

No operators standing by.

No limited liability.

No waiting ceremonies.

Just eternity singing.

peace

Happy Holidays

CK1

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 12-21-02 @ 10:53 AM

Dewey
12-20-2002, 11:06 PM
You don't drink cappucino after 10AM?

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Jasmines Song
12-20-2002, 11:16 PM
What kind of beer were you drinking at the brew house?






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TeRRoR
12-20-2002, 11:20 PM
you had more of an eventful night then me...

except that i got kicked out of my bar tonight... and it wasnt even my fault... the dumb kid was askin for it

TeRRoR

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The Chairman
12-21-2002, 06:56 AM
You don't drink cappuccino after 10AM?

You can drink them, of course, anytime, as evidenced by the fact that almost anyplace that sells them will make you one at anytime.

But in Italy, it's strictly a morning drink, though, of course, you can also order one at almost anytime, cause you will be a tourist and they'll take your cash along with the cash you're spending on that Fendi pocketbook for your girlfriend.

As I wrote the comment I realized I was being an espresso elitist and although I pointed out I was being snobby, it is true.

Espresso's - that's another story. You can drink those anytime. As Italians do. But you know when they serve you that little slice of lemon peel? Throw that shit out. During WW1 and WW2 (us Italians always pick the wrong side), good coffee was really hard to obtain, so Italians had to doctor up the espresso and cover up the bitter taste of the bad beans. So they added a little lemon zest. Americans who acquired a taste for espresso back then brought the tradition back. If you go to a place in America that knows its espresso, you won't get the lemon. It's actually insulting. Then again, folks who order cappuccino after 10AM also will ask for lemon if they don't get it. They also might ask for chopsticks at a Thai restaurant, which is also a no-no, but the Thai's more likely will indulge your faux pas, cause they want your money too. So do the good folks who will satisfy your desire for cocktail sauce when you order really good raw oysters.

While I'm at it, cappuccinos are named after their color, which resembles the color of the robes of the monks of the Capuchin Order. Capuchin monkeys came first, but were also named because their color resembles the monk robes as well.

Oh, it's so great that I know this shit off the top of my head and never worked at a Starbucks or need to search it on Google. That and $1.50 gets me on the subway. Now if I could only know important things like how to change the oil in my car or screw in a light bulb I'd be in business...

Shit, it took me so long to write this post, it's now after 10AM and I can't have a cappuccino...

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TheMojoPin
12-21-2002, 07:04 AM
I can't address this thread because the setting is a competitor of mine, business-wise. But if I COULD, I'd say Kaga's got a soul wise beyond his years. And he's better than all of you because of it.

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PanterA
12-21-2002, 07:28 AM
But in Italy, it's strictly a morning drinkI think 10AM is morning time anywhere...It seems to me that you're the freakzilla who is drinking beer and eating steaks at 10AM.

EDIT: You sneak...you changed your 10AM mistake to 10 PM....now my comment makes no sence!!! THANKS!!

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This message was edited by PanterA on 12-21-02 @ 11:32 AM

The Chairman
12-21-2002, 07:39 AM
PanterA:

From your recent posts I think I figured out that you really like steak.

Just remember, you can't order them at a vegetarian restaurant after 10AM and you're set...



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Contra
12-21-2002, 12:00 PM
whats the rule on frappuccinos?

mmmmmm caramel frap...

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-21-2002, 01:30 PM
Okay, I confess, I finally read something Chairman ahared that was long.

I admit, that was not only very deep and sentimental, but his writing style is impeccable.

Kudos!
From now on I'm reading every thread that you introduce to us.

Thank you.

Just for the record, it was MRMOJO's comment that made me curious to read.


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TheMojoPin
12-21-2002, 08:31 PM
Just for the record, it was MRMOJO's comment that made me curious to read.

Oh, I ALWAYS got his back.

Word is bond.

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The Chairman
12-22-2002, 06:43 PM
To everyone who IM'ed me and emailed me about this thread -thank you.

It's nice to know on occasion that people actually read your posts, especially when they are longer than 10 words.

And I really appreciated the people who "got it."

It was my "Spirit of Christmas" and "Anti-Commercialism" of Christmas rant.

When you are touched.... the words just flow...

Love,

CK1

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