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ADF

12-20-2002, 08:43 PM

For Christmas, my family likes to eat pies and make sugar cookies for treats. We also like to get liquored up.

Stalin, on the other hand, was notorious for taking all of the st”llen out of East Germany and hording it for himself.

<center>Stalin's Stolen St”llen

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I loves me some st”llen!</center>

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TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:11 PM

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ChrisTheCop

12-20-2002, 09:19 PM

so, it's all in the execution?

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IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:21 PM

Badump chhh...

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PanterA

12-20-2002, 09:31 PM

So you're saying, these Stalin's Stolen St”llen's are to die for?

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ChrisTheCop

12-20-2002, 09:41 PM

I'm suddenly significantly starvin for some of stalin's stolen stollens. Any idea where stalin stored his stolen stollens?

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TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:46 PM

Stalin stored his stolen stollen in storage after he had stamped and shtuped them whilst staring at some Stoli.

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PanterA

12-20-2002, 09:50 PM

Any idea where stalin stored his stolen stollens?I heard he cornholed it. Which is why you can get one with chocolate chips.

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ChrisTheCop

12-20-2002, 09:55 PM

but if Stalin stored his stolen stollen in storage after he had stamped and shtuped them whilst staring at some Stoli, suppose a sturdy swedish seagoing ship supplying sausage to swiss seamen suddenly stopped at stalin's seaport, suffering several small yet suspicious savageries
and, seeking shelter in her shameful shambles, suggested shyly that stalin take his stolen stollens and shrewdly shove them in her starboard shaft? ...then what?

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