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tricia

12-20-2002, 08:43 PM

to post a thread when i finally hit 100. so...

this is my 103rd post!!!!!! omgomgomg i can't believe it's taken so long, i finally made it.

my birthday is jan 31st, just a heads up, want you to all be ready to start the thread when the moment arrives.

i have a booboo on my knee, who wants to make it better.

oh, and this is dedicated to the sleeper.

The Jays

12-20-2002, 08:46 PM

... from what I just read, you soooo want to make out with me....

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
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hornygoatweed

12-20-2002, 08:47 PM

which sleeper - the old or the new one?

and hey - congrats!!!!!

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 08:47 PM

Go back from whence you came.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

Hybrid

12-20-2002, 08:47 PM

i heard sleeper died of aids. =(

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There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</center>

hyperspace

12-20-2002, 08:47 PM

congrats! can i change your socks for you??

Sleeper

12-20-2002, 08:48 PM

POST N00DZ PLZ!

tricia

12-20-2002, 08:48 PM

nope, don't know, nope, nope, nope, you already saw them, how did you know

This message was edited by tricia on 12-21-02 @ 12:50 AM

jamesdiggy

12-20-2002, 08:48 PM

Did you just breakup with that special someone, are you lovelorn? If so, then I think you need a thread to make you feel loved and complete.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

silera

12-20-2002, 08:49 PM

I'd like to know everything about you right now.

Get to work, I need to know every like and dislike, sexual proclivities, dreams and goals, ambitions and heartbreaking set backs.

Share it all and cry a lot as you do it.

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 08:50 PM

If you ever wanna learn good techniques for sucking dick, come see me.

I'll take care of ya'.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

tricia

12-20-2002, 08:52 PM

why alkey? what have you heard? :(

Gmann

12-20-2002, 08:52 PM

The more I read on this thread.....the more confused I got. Thank god Im sober cause if I was drunk Id be seriously fucked.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 08:53 PM

A woman doesn't accumulate 100 posts on a message board in two years if she's enjoying a happy, active and fulfilling sex life.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

silera

12-20-2002, 08:53 PM

Now you done done it.

You made Tricia cry!

WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?

WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL AND VENOMOUS!

EVERYTHING YOU SAY JUST OFFENDS AND INSTIGATES.

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

jamesdiggy

12-20-2002, 08:54 PM

Did you find a marshmallow in your hot cocoa that looked like Margaret Thatcher? If so please regale us with the tale and we shall laugh and listen with a child like sense of wonder.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

tricia

12-20-2002, 08:56 PM

i love silera

Gmann

12-20-2002, 08:56 PM

Im still lost ......

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 08:56 PM

Attention whore.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 08:56 PM

A woman doesn't accumulate 100 posts on a message board in two years if she's enjoying a happy, active and fulfilling sex life.

...ya, it's a double standard... I'm like rolling in pussy.... like knee deep in pussy.... like, I went to the store and bought a snorkel and goggles becaue when I wsake up in the morning, I have to swim THROUGH pussy... dude, I have no life....

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

silera

12-20-2002, 08:57 PM

we shall laugh and listen with a child like sense of wonder.

I'm already drooling.

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

tricia

12-20-2002, 08:58 PM

hi george! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/remybussi.gif

Hybrid

12-20-2002, 08:59 PM

hmmm can i post h

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There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</center>

Gmann

12-20-2002, 08:59 PM

Sobriety sucks!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:00 PM

... oh yeah, your still a cheater!!

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:00 PM

hmmm can i post h

Herpes infested penis pictures you took while showering?

Only if you're asking Horde King for advice on how to treat it...

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

Gmann

12-20-2002, 09:01 PM

I honestly should be trying to sleep right now...have to be up at 6am ...AGAIN...

oh yeah...hi Trish

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

jamesdiggy

12-20-2002, 09:02 PM

Is there a burden that lies heavy on your heart? Did you, perchance, go into that certain somewhere and run into Him? Him! The one who causes the ocean that is your soul to rumble and wave. The one who knows the secrets, yet turns the screws that make your pores bleed with sorrow. Please share, enthrall, and enlighten.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

Hybrid

12-20-2002, 09:03 PM

i sure wish george would sh

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There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</center>

Gmann

12-20-2002, 09:04 PM

huh??????? Me lost ????

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

silera

12-20-2002, 09:04 PM

show the flowers more attention when he's mowing the lawn.

I have the same problem with him.

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

Hybrid

12-20-2002, 09:04 PM

nah, it's his mouth i want to pu

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There's music playing
But we dance to the beat of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams of suicide on each other's wrists,
Then trace them with razorblades</center>

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:04 PM

Shoot Poison Ivy?

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:06 PM

i have to work in the morning too. and i only got 2 hours sleep last night :(

Gmann

12-20-2002, 09:06 PM

please explain....

fine...no more red rock pics then!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:08 PM

Is there a burden that lies heavy on your heart? Did you, perchance, go into that certain somewhere and run into Him? Him! The one who causes the ocean that is your soul to rumble and wave. The one who knows the secrets, yet turns the screws that make your pores bleed with sorrow. Please share, enthrall, and enlighten.
dude

i wish i could use the ctrl q to make quotes here...

silera

12-20-2002, 09:11 PM

I think James and Tricia made a LOVE CONNECTION!

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:11 PM

... no board yet has pictionary chat, WHO THE FUCK DO I NEED TO BLOW AROUND HERE??

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:12 PM

we did? :o

Gmann

12-20-2002, 09:13 PM

ummm...yeah!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

silera

12-20-2002, 09:13 PM

I say blow Alkey and you've hit them all by proxy.

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:15 PM

... I bet if I blow him, I'll get pictionary chat, O and A back on the air, Ron and Fez to stay in NY, world peace, my master's degree, and 1500 hundred dollars credit at the Sundowner strip club in Niagara Falls.... that dude has power....

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

jamesdiggy

12-20-2002, 09:15 PM

Dude is the name of a being cast adrift. Do not forsake the journey, do not sheath thy sword, keep the cauldron burning and continue to cast thy spells. There is a light that shall bring thee from thee from despair and shower thee in glory and treasure.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:17 PM

At least I'm clean.

And all you people wondered why I chose Diggy to be the lucky recipient of an Alkey-sized lapdance...

Now you know.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:18 PM

i'm gonna go take a shower now and put on my jimmies. i look forward to reading my praises when i get back...

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:19 PM

At least I'm clean.

.. are you Paul's grandfather, too?

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

silera

12-20-2002, 09:20 PM

You wear a condoms to bed Tricia?

What kind of freaky shit goes on over there?

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I can't stand myself either.</center>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:22 PM

...I do that too, because I'M SWIMMING IN ALL THIS PUSSY!!! GOD, IM SOO DROWNING!

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

jamesdiggy

12-20-2002, 09:23 PM

And all you people wondered why I chose Diggy to be the lucky recipient of an Alkey-sized lapdance...
Now I'm blushing. And I haven't washed my lap since.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:27 PM

...I do that too, because I'M SWIMMING IN ALL THIS PUSSY!!! GOD, IM SOO DROWNING!

I CAN'T SWIM!

NO FAIR!

Can I cast a line through your window and try to catch a cooch?

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:29 PM

... are you coming on to me again?

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:33 PM

Buy an umbrella and quit your bitching.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:33 PM

... are you coming on to me again?

Drop the "to" and you've got another Friday night with Alkey-filled wackiness.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:37 PM

...christ, I thought Saturday nights were painful and full of anal sanguination.....

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:39 PM

Drop the "to" and you've got another Friday night with Alkey-filled wackiness.

AT LEAST I WAS THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH TO REMIND HIM ABOUT THE UMBRELLA!

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:43 PM

AT LEAST I WAS THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH TO REMIND HIM ABOUT THE UMBRELLA!

Sir, you are a prince among men. And you've got the bulging leather codpiece to prove it.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:44 PM

i'm not seeing any praises here people. very dissappointing...

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:46 PM

I'll write your name in semen on Jays' chest.

That praise enough?

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:49 PM

I'll write your name in semen on Jays' chest.

That praise enough?

Is the spunk from a third party? And using longhand over shorthand might be a dealbreaker. For a two-point conversion, use of Bea Arthur's dick is allowed.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

IrishAlkey

12-20-2002, 09:51 PM

Second hand semen is for bisexuals.

I'm all fag.

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<marquee>I'M KIDDING!</marquee>

The Jays

12-20-2002, 09:53 PM

... I guess that makes me bi, cuz Trish is gonna start making out with me while you bust your hot load....

 F--- what you heard.
 That cab has a dent in it. [center]
[center]http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/mementochristmas.gif

tricia

12-20-2002, 09:53 PM

is anyone gonna write their name on my chest? that might satisfy me...

TheMojoPin

12-20-2002, 09:57 PM

is anyone gonna write their name on my chest? that might satisfy me...

If you speak without a hulking tube of man-meat between your legs, we simply can't hear you.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

tricia

12-20-2002, 10:40 PM

yes, well then, i'm off to bed now that i feel i've accomplished something. goodnight children, happy posting!!!