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girl germs
07-10-2001, 06:36 PM
click <a href="http://www.realdoll.com/ads.html">HERE</a>!!! and he only cost me $7000.

isn't he dreamy???

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">ooh and ahh when i flex my muscles</a> please scream when i'm on top of you please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">brag about the size of my genitals</a>"</b></font>

girl germs
07-10-2001, 06:39 PM
he never listens but he has a detachable ding ding, so it's all good!

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">ooh and ahh when i flex my muscles</a> please scream when i'm on top of you please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">brag about the size of my genitals</a>"</b></font>

Pootertoot
07-10-2001, 07:58 PM
What is it with you and men with tiny penises?

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This Sig is Temporary, while the REAL 1000 Post Spectacular Sig is Pending Litigation.

Pootertoot
07-10-2001, 07:59 PM
Goddamn, I left myself wide open with that one, didn't I?

Oh well.

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sunndoggy8
07-11-2001, 03:58 PM
They've been working on this for several years! It doesn't seem all that comlicated...and whose funding this sort of research?!!!

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Vixen Violette
07-12-2001, 11:59 AM
The male doll can also ejaculate by connecting a remote syringe, and we plan to offer various flavors.

"Ok plastic boyfriend, how about you ejactulate strawberry flavor today?!?"


....and so is your mom!

JustJon
07-12-2001, 12:05 PM
ok, I can understand the making the doll cum, but why flavored? Are girls going to go down on a latex shlong? Does the doll moan when they do?

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Sheeplovr
10-23-2001, 09:46 AM
Thats amazing
do they have a chick one?

number 333 its the way to be
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RF Godfather
10-23-2001, 10:53 AM
Now I'm starvin.... just playin, really is there a female version of this. Maybe in a few years down the line I can sparea few thousand dollars on a women that won't talk back.

He he He!

Yadda Yadda Yadda!

Mee Meep!

Jinkies! Zoinks!

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IkeaBoy
10-23-2001, 11:35 AM
So I take it our tawdry affair is over Germs

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-23-2001, 11:41 AM
You think it would work in the HOV lane?

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IkeaBoy
10-23-2001, 11:43 AM
female real Doll came first Mark

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

Bron Yur Stomp
10-23-2001, 11:47 AM
Gack!
Would that female doll come with tuna,or wonder bread or fresh scents?

Life is a piece of @#$%, then you die.
Life of Brian

This message was edited by Bron Yur Stomp on 10-23-01 @ 3:49 PM

Sheeplovr
10-24-2001, 09:47 AM
You know what would be weird or hott depend on if your a sick bastard

If the Real looking girl doll CRYIED when your done with it.



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POWER AND CHAOS