Happy Birthday Horde King!

[Fallon]

Happy birthday bro!

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[TheMojoPin]

He's not going to see "Gangs of New York" because he lived it. Happy birthday, you old fuck.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Christy]

Yeah! Happy Birthday to one of my dearest friends!

We will all bow down to you!!!

Happy Birthday Buddy! :-)

Creator of the Groovy-Cosmic-Psychedelic-Funky-Glass Dance

[EffMeBoobs]

Happy birthday to such a sweet guy! You've always been a pleasure to talk to and I hope you receive all your wishes today! Enjoy your day!




Mojo, are you kidding me? HK is much too elite to have been mixing with the likes of those people. He was sipping tea, wearing a pin-striped suit and a monacle, old school style. Oh yeah.

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[sexy bastard]

happy bday my friend i am so glad you finally turned 21 lol but seriously happy bday

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[pinkyfloyd]

Have a wonderful birthday Horde King! I'll bet this thread gets a ton of replies because you've helped so many people on the board, including me. Best wishes!

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

[FMJeff]

happy birthday hk...live long and prosper

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[JerseyRich]

Happy Birthday!
Wait? Do you celebrate birthdays?

I didn't know Klingons celebrate our earth birth-dates.

have a good day sir.


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[Zipgun]

Happy anniversary of the day you left your mother's uterus.

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[Jasmines Song]

Happy birthday, Horde King!!!

Where does one start when it comes to wishing you the best? You need to live a thousand lifetimes...
You have helped so many people with their problems and put aside your own. You deserve nothing but the best not only on your birthday but every single moment of your life.

Have a good one...






"Be brave...be beautiful"

[KC2OSO]

Happy Birthday Hilly! Many many more!

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[The Blowhard]

Happy Birthday to the most disturbed person on the board.
You Geezer you! :)

[GaryWyze]

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<marquee><b>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</b></marquee>

to the king of all hordes!

Have an absolutely awesome day!!

[AngelAmy]

to the person on here ive known the longest out of anyone and to someone who knows more about me than i do, to someone who is always there when i need to talk....have the beststtsttst birthday ever, and many more to come

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[Katylina]

Feliz Cumpleanos!

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[The Chairman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A GREAT PERSON!

PS - WHEN DID BIRTHDAYS ORIGINATE? WHAT WAS THE FIRST CULTURE TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS? IF JEHOVA WITNESSES DON'T CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS, DOES THAT MEAN THEY CAN NEVER GET OLD?

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[Kewlkat]

Happy B-day, budaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!! And you have every right to horde on this special day...go ahead and horde everything. :)

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And the blood, oh the sweet blood...will flow LIKE WINE!

[DreamWeaver]

Horde King...I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Thanks for listening to all my wacky problems.

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[johnbravo]

bow to the king the horde king
happy b-day man enjoy

Words of wisdom:If the shoe Don't fit put a sock in it

[Arienette]

you do so much to help out everyone, you truly deserve to have the best birthday ever... happy birthday, horde king

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if i sold my soul for a bag of gold to you
which one of us would be the foolish one?

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday Horde King -- you wacky atheist! Have a great day.

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[Jennitalia]

Happy Birthday. Enjoy!

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[RF Godfather]

Happy Birthday HK, to a guy that is the smartest one of all the lands.

Oh my leige, we praise the day you are born and in awe of all the advice you have dispensed to us inferior mortals. :)

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Beals
Tim Reid
Maurice White
Cicely Tyson
Edith Piaf
Jean Genet
Reggie White
"Mean" Gene Okerlund
Kristanna Loken
Jake Gyllenhaal
Kristy Swanson
Marla Sokoloff
Mike Lookinland
Robert Urich
Al Kaline
Tim Reid

FAMOUS EVENTS
First issue of Poor Richard's Almanack published by Benjamin Franklin. The book, filled with proverbs preaching industry and prudence, was published continuously for 25 years and became one of the most popular publications in colonial America, selling an average of 10,000 copies a year (1732).
Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol published (1843).
Donald Trump and Marla Maples wed (1993).
In the Hall of the People in Beijing, British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and Chinese Premier Zhao Ziyang sign an agreement committing Britain to return Hong Kong to China in 1997 in return for terms guaranteeing a 50-year extension of its capitalist system. Hong Kong--a small peninsula and group of islands jutting out from China's Kwangtung province--was leased by China to Great Britain in 1898 for 99 years (1984).
With the onset of the bitter winter cold, the Continental Army under General George Washington, still in the field, enters its winter camp at Valley Forge, 22 miles from British-occupied Philadelphia. Washington chose a site on the west bank of the Schuylkill River that could be effectively defended in the event of a British attack (1777).
After nearly 14 hours of debate, the House of Representatives approves two articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, charging him with lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice. Clinton, the second president in American history to be impeached, vowed to finish his term (1998).
Director Stanley Kubrick's controversial film A Clockwork Orange opens. The film, which ponders the excessive violence and subsequent "cure" of a young British gang member in the near future, was rated X for its exceptional violence (1971).

LUCKY NUMBER: 4BIRTHSTONE: TurquoisePOSITIVE TRAITS: Strong, persistent, sensitiveNEGATIVE TRAITS: Overemotional, easily hurt, depressive

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[Friday]

Happy Birthday!

I don't know you yet....but eventually I will... *evil laugh*

Have a great day!

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[jestah]

Happy Birthday your majesty. Enjoy..



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thanks blakjeezis for the sig.
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[blakjeezis]

Here's wishing you the 'King' of all birthdays.
Ah ge ge ge.

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[ADF]

Happy Birthday.. ugh, it's too early.. that's about as much enthusiasm as I can muster. I like muster on my hot dogs.

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[F1Gm3nT]

happy birthday HK

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- 2PAC

[Aggie]

Happy birthday, I hope it's a great one! It was nice to finally meet you the other night.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Happy Birthday my new friend Great to meet you ! Just don't Horde the Birthday Cake.
XO

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[NewYorkDragons80]

Just don't Horde the Birthday Cake.
EWWWW! For shame!!!

Happy Birthday Hordeking. We are within less than a week of each other.

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[Orallo]

Happy Birthday Your Majesty!!

Hope you have a very good day filled with friends and family.

Peace & Hugs,


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WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #12 Hydrochloric acid.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #27 Use an electric belt sander.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #4 Cattle prod set on "Ultra High".
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #42 Use a weedeater.

[Jackie Sloan]

Happy Birthday HK, you're the only person I don't mind calling a King...you deserve it...party on Garth!

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oooo...nice head Jackie!
Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent for the sig

[Coco]

Happy birthday Horde King! Many more!

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[silera]

Happy Birthday old wise man. <P>

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[Contra]

happy bornday! it was great to meet you tuesday night. i'm sorry i frightened you when you peered into my sub-conscious, its a scary scary place...

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[LatinJoker]

Happy Birthday your highness.May you celebrate many more.Enjoy.

I'm Ron and Fez's lovechild.You so stuuupid!!!

[Gvac]

Thank God (sorry, HK) there's a few other "geezers" on the board.

Happy Birthday, old man - hope you enjoy many more.

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Happy Holidays to one and all!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Happy birthday Hillel! Celebrate and enjoy with the Queen and the Horde! :-)

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Captain Rooster]

Heeeeey, happy birthday, budday!



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[canofsoup15]

Happy birfday o wise one

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The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
A few that remained were never found
All in a system,down

[billyio]

Happy Birthday Horde King and many more!

See Ya!

[jamesdiggy]

Have a healthy and Happy Birthday ye with the enormous brain.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Death Metal Moe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAYA!!

I's got you a new pair of Hot Pink Platforms and a Leopard print Hat, Coat and Cane set for you to go GIT you Money from da HO'S!

Hillel Up HO's DOWN!

Don't hate the Horde, Hate the Game!

Took a whole lot of Tryin', a just to get up that Hill.....el!

AAAAAAA GE GE GE!!!!!!!

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DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
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[Hawiian shirt craig]

to a man i consider one of my
only REAL freinds from the
board... someone we can all
trust... someone that gives up
countless hours in teh pursuit
of better mental health for
all, with the occasional
entertainment for him...
someone who knows more about
painkillers than brett favre
and michael jackson
combined... to someone who has
the best stories ever, but has
to tell them with no names to
protect the combatants/
participants... someone who
probly stopped reading this
because its too long, and
unproductive...

HERE'S TO THE HORDE KING, A
MAN AMONGST MEN, A SHRINK
AMONGST SHRINKS, AND A HELL OF
A FATHER, HUSBAND, FREIND AND
WATER POLO PLAYER!
YAY!!! WOOO HOOO!!!!!
(one part of my toast is
untrue, u guess
which!)*****************


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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San Diego Chargers 8-5

[TheMojoPin]

to a man i consider one of my
only REAL freinds from the
board...

Don't hold back on us, Mookie.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Green Lantern]

I hope your Birthday is filled with lots of laughs and fun! You deserve
it! Happy Birthday!

SAVE RON & FEZ!!!
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M READY TO TURN IT UP A KNOCH.

TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
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[yarpwizard]

Happy Birthday King!...enjoy the day.

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[reeshy]

Happy Birthday, Hilly!!

Remember-Don't you eat that yellow snow!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Horde King,

Happy Belated Birthday!

Funkman

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"up all night with freddy king, i've got to tell you pokers his thing""

[HordeKing1]

Thank you everyone. I was very touched by your remarks.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You were touched by MY remarks?

Now I think you didn't read them all.

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[Zestie]

Sorry I'm late to the partay...
HK, I don't know you, but I feel as though I know you. Happy Birthday, peace and happiness to you and yours.

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I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious? Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?