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Death Metal Moe
12-18-2002, 06:54 PM
OK, here's the game. There's a lot of good products out there. But they COULD be better, and I think that myself, Violent J and dynamite K have the answer. ADD BACON!!!!!!
We're planning on opening a little "mom and pop" company that specializes in baconing up things to make them that much better. So please leave a Bacinovation of your own. I'll start with mine:
Bacon bandaids!
once the cut heals, you can fry it!
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-18-2002, 06:57 PM
In that case, why not have Bacon Maxi-pads.
The dried up blood makes for a great oiler when you deep fry the bacon.
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Death Metal Moe
12-18-2002, 07:01 PM
OK. I have another one that just hit me!
Bacon flavored Soda!
Dew the BACON!
BACON DEW!!!!!!
How about Pepsi Bacon instead of Lemon?
Dr. Bacon?
Bacon Up? With bacon instead of Limon?
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-18-2002, 07:09 PM
Ben & Jerry's Bacon Bits Cream
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Death Metal Moe
12-18-2002, 07:11 PM
How about Bacon flavored chicken and beef and lamb?
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LatinSpiceXoX
12-18-2002, 07:16 PM
How about Bacon Chewable Vitamins!
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The Chairman
12-19-2002, 01:20 AM
Bacon wrapped Gefilte Fish for Passover.
Dannon Bacon with "Real Pork on the Bottom" and active trichinosis cultures.
Bacon Flavored Listerine Pocket Packs. When you get pulled over you can tell the cop you were coming from Denny's instead of a bar.
Bacon and Peanut Butter in a jar (like Goober Grape). Make Elvis' favorite sandwich in a snap!
FDS Bacon Scented Feminine Hygiene Spray. For those days when "you're not feeling fresh" and your boyfriend is feeling hungry.
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Dewey
12-19-2002, 02:50 AM
How about bacon-flavored vegetables? Then you could get us to eat our vegetables.
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Dewey
12-19-2002, 02:52 AM
How 'bout a thong made of bacon? Combine that with a top made of eggs, and you've got one yummy breakfast!
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Dewey
12-19-2002, 02:54 AM
Bacon flavored glue for the back of stamps!
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Dewey
12-19-2002, 02:55 AM
When we drop flyers on the Iraqis, they should be made of bacon! That way, they'll eat the bacon, convert from Islam, and we'll have no more problems!
Bacon saves the day once again!
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F Wad
12-19-2002, 04:39 AM
kosher bacon hotdogs
aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com
Death Metal Moe
12-19-2002, 06:33 PM
Bacon Juice with Pulp. Grovestand!
Vegitarian Bacon with Real Bacon. JUST EAT MEAT DAMN YOU!
Bacon Shampoo and Conditioner.
I'm out again.
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