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dcpete
12-18-2002, 12:25 PM
Senate TV Airs Porn - 12/18 - Roll Call reports that "when Senators and their aides tune in to Channel 5 on the chamber's internal television system each morning, they normally get a replay of the previous night's edition of 'Nightline' or a dry tutorial on parliamentary procedure conducted by the Congressional Research Service. But on the morning of Dec. 6, two Capitol Police officers noticed something quite different emanating from Channel 5 and making its way to all Senate offices: a pornographic movie. Officials at the Architect Of The Capitol's office were alerted to the situation and quickly determined that an employee in the Senate Recording Studio had been dubbing a pornographic tape on taxpayer time... Lenhardt said Architect officials 'quickly pulled the plug' on the movie and apparently very few people made it into their offices early enough to catch the show. 'To be exact, it was 7:05 (AM),' he noted. 'Suffice it to say, there were not a lot of people who saw it'".....



Atleast my tax dollars were being put to good use, for a change.

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LatinJoker
12-18-2002, 04:06 PM
Senate and RonFez.net,don't really go together.Hence the lack of responses.

I'm Ron and Fez's lovechild.You so stuuupid!!!

ChrisTheCop
12-18-2002, 08:43 PM
the hardest part for me to believe is that 2 cops reported it. I say, enjoy the show while it lasts.

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Dewey
12-19-2002, 03:15 AM
I'd be content to let the old bastards watch porn all day, if they'd just stop taxing us to death and finding ever more innovative ways to intrude upon our lives and limit our freedoms.

They may have inadvertently hit upon a solution here.

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A.J.
12-19-2002, 04:47 AM
Seeing that porn must have brought back fond memories for Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd; remembering back to the 80s when they used to paint the town red and bang cocktail waitresses two at a time.

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A Skidmark production.

ADF
12-19-2002, 06:02 AM
My favorite thing about the Senate is "Toga Night" where they have orgies and sacrifice some christians. I'd start with Christian Slater.

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