im a failure with girls

[TeRRoR]

bottom line.

i so am! i have no luck with them it seems. and i don't know why

TeRRoR

Tell me all your problems and the way you're gunna solve them and i'll do my best, to prove you wrong

[ChrisTheCop]

probably cuz u were in a room full of pseudo-lesbians. Youll get better now that youre older...who am i kidding? I"M older..and i stink too. umm..never mind.

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[Abrasive Dean]

It does get easier as you get older.

When I was younger I had no luck.

Now I am older I often get "opportunities" luckily my wife still finds this amusing and knows I am not going to stray.

(Especially as I want to remain connected to my bollocks!)

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[JerseyRich]

Just be yourself and you will find the Mrs. Headhunter of your dreams.

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[TheMojoPin]

Stop throwing her in the lake after she's picked all the petals off the flower.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-18-02 @ 1:55 PM

[Abrasive Dean]

Another point:

Knocking them unconscious or getting them in an arm lock and then "putting the cuffs on"

only works for SOME women.......

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[gone]

dude, just threaten them into being with you, im SURE that would work

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[adny516]

I know alot of people hate Leykis but listening to him put these self centered bitches in place is good therapy

adam damiano

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

failure? I wouldn't call having that little chicks boob in your mouth at bar nine last night a failure

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[gone]

now the truth comes out

C*U*N*T
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[Fireforce]

I have an easier time talking to strippers than women that have regular jobs. Probably because I have cash in my hand.

[reeshy]

Do what I do- tell them if they give you a freebie-you'll leave them alone afterwards!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 1-2-03 @ 9:36 PM

[ADF]

I'll pull a Mojo-

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[Justice4all]

Maybe it is the threatening them if they do not give you head part that is running them off.
Stop throwing her in the lake after she's picked all the petals off the flower

(wipes tears from his eyes)
Oh my FUCKING god that was funny!!!! Mojo GREAT Frankenstein pull on that!!(still laughing)

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[Orallo]

Here is a little ditty from our mutual friends Tenacious-D.

It works miracles on the ladys...

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Peace & Hugs My brother TeRRoR...



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WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #42 Use a weedeater.

This message was edited by Orallo on 1-4-03 @ 3:07 AM

[Doogie]

"Is better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all..."

Hang in there my friend...

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[DarkHippie]

You can always tend the rabbits.

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[The Chairman]

Perhaps you're hanging out in the wrong places. Those spider web tats of yours...I say biker bars and skinhead bowling instead of those usual Book Club and Yale Alumni events you were telling me about at Hooters..:-)

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[grlNIN]

Aw, youre not a failure with girls....youre just a failure in general


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[flipper21]

Have you tried boys?


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[Fireforce]

Maybe I should them I have good credit! LOL! :-)

[Cybersoldier]

most guys are failures with girls man just try hang in there.

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[Dewey]

A few tips:

Know why a shotgun is such an effective weapon? Because it sprays LOTS of pellets over a wide area. The number one reason men fail with women is that most men are afraid of rejection. So they don't try, and thus guarantee that they will fail. Instead, talk to LOTS of women. Don't worry about pickup lines, just say "Hi" or whatever dopey thing comes into your mind. If she likes you, she'll make it easy for you. If she doesn't, move on. Nobody thinks about the almost 10,000 times Pete Rose didn't get a hit.

Next, when approaching women at first, say to yourself, "This is just for practice." It takes the pressure off you, and emphasizes that you are involved in a learning process. It is not a matter or life and death whether some girl you don't even know likes you, no matter how much your pecker may argue to the contrary.

Try these things. If they work, you owe me one hellacious ass-whipping delivered upon the person of my choice.

Good luck!

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[CYYYFYYY]

Pete Rose sucks he got out
over 10,000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

another reason why they should legalize prostitution...

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[swiss miss]

Sweet Pea.....remember when you first met me? And now we get along so well!!
I have all the faith in the world that you will find your lil chelsea-sportin' chickie pie out there. You are an amazing individual, you have so many interesting things going on in your life, your job, lifestyle, beliefs....And kid, remember..."strenght through UNITY"....now WHO said that, huh? Stick with your REAL friends, don't care about people say or think about you.
BE YOURSELF, and she will come around...Just be patient kid, If you make it through this life with just 1 REALLY good friend, your a lucky man. And the girl who comes along and snatches your heart will be a lucky lady indeed, for you really ARE a warm caring person. Now get back to being a renegade bounty hunter like Boba fett....


xoxoxoxo Your sweet swiss angel


P.S. Happy Birthday Paul!!!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It does get easier as you get older.

When I was younger I had no luck.



I agree with Dean. A lot of people are just late bloomers. I'm kinda glad I was one of them.

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[noahfex]

I wouldnt worry about it. They will just fuck with your head and break your heart anyway! Ive been dragging a bitch called hope I ve been hanging at the end of her rope

hands off my soul, you cant control and i hope your new friends will treat you just as well for all the hard work you've done done to gain their acceptance fuck you,my hands are washed and clean but i havent forgotten your hands will never wash clean,you will be forgotten you are forgotten. -BSF

[TeRRoR]

I wouldnt worry about it. They will just fuck with your head and break your heart anyway! Ive been dragging a bitch called hope I ve been hanging at the end of her rope

and ya know what? that bitch has left me a jaded, twisted, bitter mother F'R

TeRRoR

Tell me all your problems and the way you're gunna solve them and i'll do my best, to prove you wrong

[noahfex]

Im glad too see another person with the same common interest for the greatest band to ever walk the planet

hands off my soul, you cant control and i hope your new friends will treat you just as well for all the hard work you've done done to gain their acceptance fuck you,my hands are washed and clean but i havent forgotten your hands will never wash clean,you will be forgotten you are forgotten. -BSF