Funny Real-Life Names

[ADF]

I was watching some PBS show about some american artist, and one of the "lifelong friends" commenting on the artist's life was named Dick Craven. Dick Craven!

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[Jennitalia]

my friend's brother's name is Ben. Their last name is nanna

Ben Nanna...get it???

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[furie]

I met a crazy man named Johnny Freedom. But what was great about him was his business card: "Johnny Freedom My Name is my purpose."

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[blakjeezis]

My buddy has a neighbor whose name is Johnny Crash.

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[A.J.]

I used to work with a guy named Harry Bush.

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[DreamWeaver]

My friend's fathers name is Al Fredo

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[AppleBoy]

I used to work with a guy named Dick Hedley. Why he didn't call himself Rick or Rich, I'll never know.

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[TheGameHHH]

No way will anybody beat this name of a kid I know.....Sal Minella.

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Thanks ADF

[blakjeezis]

My brother had a friend, Donald Duckworth. What are people thinking when they name their children?

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

well my last name is
pronounced BURNT, like over
cooked. too bad i dont smoke
weed, i've got the perfect
name


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[jafter]

My friends name is Betts Beaver.

There is a gynecologist down in Md named Harry C. Beaver. It is in the phone book.



Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Gringo Star]

A woman at work swears she knows a woman named Hedda Lettuce... maybe her last name is spelled differently... Lettis, perhaps. In any case...

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[FUNKMAN]

There was an executive at Telerate, his name was Dick Siemen... He probably could have used Richard but he was a "dick" in real-life and probably enjoyed using it...

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[johnbravo]

my mother inlaws bosses name is al soles(say that fast)
i went to school with a john dick and what a dick he was

Words of wisdom:If the shoe Don't fit put a sock in it

[Arienette]

in junior high, there was this girl a grade ahead of me whose name was princess prince. i cant even begin to imagine what would make someone with the last name prince think that it would be a good idea to name their child princess..

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[Bill From Yorktown]

In a past job, my wife used to know a Richard Goetzoff (might be different spelling but you get it)

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[RonMwangaguhunga]

I knew a not particularly bright kid named Socrates (don't ask, inner city schizophrenic parents); I knew a Fallopia, and the author of the John Kennedy bio is former George staffer Richard Blow ...

[Dewey]

I went to high school with two brothers whose real first names were 'Budweiser' and 'Falstaff'.

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[A.J.]

I forgot: I went to high school with someone whose last name was Dung.

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[Abrasive Dean]

I knew a girl who had an odd, rather than funny name.
Her name was Petronella Bluett.

Next time I saw her she was a doctor working with my brother at St Thomas's Hospital, London.

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[JerseyRich]

Geez...
As I'm reading this thread I am thinking to myself...

Can people just stop naming their kids, Richard?
It is a great name...and I am proud to have it...But for a child, it can be bad...

I plan on starting a "Stop Naming Your Child Richard" campaign.

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[Abrasive Dean]

Hey that's er...... rich coming from you! ;)

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[TheMojoPin]

The fattest kid in my middle school was the unfortunately named "John Large".

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[Coco]

I used to know a guy whose name was Maximillan Von Stradtman III. I also had a neighbor whose name was Cookie Mackleback.
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[Wolf]

I know someone with the last name Lipschitz. No explaination needed.

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[bigbaldirish]

i went to school with a kid last name Hock, first name Mike. the thing that killed me about his name is... he was Mike Hock Jr.

[EffMeBoobs]

One of my patients that I was doing an ultrasound of told me they were going to name thier son Justin. Their last name is Tyme. Poor kid.

And....I know someone who has "Semen" as part of their last name. :)

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[AppleBoy]

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[Spoil-Sport]

There's a race car driver named Dick Trickle <P>

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