Most Cringeable Christmas Song

[Gwen]

Are there any holiday songs out there that absolutely make you cringe and writhe when you hear them?

For me its that awful, awful song "Last christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away." Yet for some weird reason I always have to listen to it to remind myself how much it sucks.

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[Patches]

The song about the dying mom and the little boy wanting to buy her shoes, so she would look nice when she got to heaven. Revolting.

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[The Jays]

... that Band Aid song, I forget what the name is, but it just has some fucked up lyrics, and makes you feel real shitty about the holidays, fucking Bob Geldoff, I'll shave his fucking eyebrows off and sick the worms on him.....

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[ShelleBink]

hmm, lemme think

all of them.

except the enya "silent night" song all sung in gaelic.

that's the only one i like.

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[FelixDasGato]

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
That has got to be the worst!
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[The Jays]

...but I Do like their "I know what Boys Like"..........

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[ag]

"Last christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away."
I ALWAYS Hated that song, just awful. The Other song that I hate is Done by Paul Mcarthy I think, Its the song with the kids in the background, and Paul singing "Happy Christmas" I HATE when poeple say HAPPY Christmas. Who the fuck says Happy Chistmas in The USA anyways? Maybe in England

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[Heather 8]

Anything by Bob Rivers... I'm completely lost on why people think he's so damn funny. <P>

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[TheGameHHH]

Am I allowed to say the Hanakah Song pisses the hell out of me? It's not a "Christmas Song" but it's always played around this time of year and I can't stand it anymore.

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[TheMojoPin]

Anytime any pop star or rock band covers a Xmas song.

Worst of all is Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time". Ugh.

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[RF Godfather]

The song about the dying mom and the little boy wanting to buy her shoes, so she would look nice when she got to heaven. Revolting.
The song is "Christmas Shoes."

How is this song revolting? I think it is a very sweet song about a lil kid trying to do something nice for his dying mother. Have you ever really heard the words?

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The songs that make me cringe the most are two songs I've heard recently on Z100 in New York: the song about farting on Santa Clause and the one about the angel getting his ass stuck up a Christmas tree. Awful.

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[A.J.]

The Other song that I hate is Done by Paul Mcarthy I think, Its the song with the kids in the background, and Paul singing "Happy Christmas"

"Happy Christmas/War Is Over" by John Lennon (and Yoko Ono)?

I think Melissa Etheridge did a version of that a couple of years ago.

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[jocefus]

any christmas song done by mariah carey makes me wanna hang myself with garlin

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[ADF]

I actually like that George Michael song and the Waitresses song as well. We have a tape that plays over and over at work. The ones that get me are the ones that sound like bad lounge music or game show themes.

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[JerryTaker]

Worst of all is Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time". Ugh.

Never heard the McCartney version, but that's an awful song and the first one I thought of in the realm of bad xmas songs, I'd say second (for me) is "We need a little Christmas.." awful.

The songs that make me cringe the most are two songs I've heard recently on Z100 in New York

Z100 makes me cringe, that's your own fault for listening to that awful crap in the first place...


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

theres no such thing! i love
every christmas song, b/c i
love christmas soooo much.

the only one i can't stand is
fucking dreidel, which is
compulsory at every christmas
event b/c there MIGHT be a
jewish person there.

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judeaism, its actually
realtivly minor...
christianity is based on the
events of christmas a


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[JustJon]

I'm really fucking tired of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

And any rants by HSC about why his religion is better than mine. :P

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[DarkHippie]

I hate "what child is this?" the tune is Greensleeves, goddamnit!!!!

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[wilee]

that Band Aid song, I forget what the name is"Do They Know It's Christmas".

Problems with that song:

A. "The only water flowing is a bitter stream of tears"... It doesn't snow in that area of the world, and doesn't rain much at all. If water is scarce there, move on and find some. Like the Indians followed the herd...

B. "Do they know it's Christmas?" Christmas is a primarily Christian holiday. Somehow I don't believe that Ethiopia is a hub of Christian activity...

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

And any rants by HSC about why his religion is better than mine. :P


yours isn't worse than mine, we're into the same god. same shit different ass basically... i just hate that song and people getting so into Hanukah when the early september holidays are much more important, yet dont invlove presents. when was the last time someone wished you a happy rosh hashannah???

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[Gwen]

same shit different ass basically


Ummm....what? What does that mean?

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[ADF]

Hanuka is not the basis of
judeaism, its actually
realtivly minor...
christianity is based on the
events of christmas a


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[TheMojoPin]

christianity is based on the
events of christmas

Well, if you want to be accurate, Christ's death and resurrection are just a wee bit more important and influential to the Christian belief system. And besides, don't kid yourself. Xmas is all about Santa. Go flog your Jesus crap to someone who cares, nerd.

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[megatallicarob]

"O Holy Night"

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[Katylina]

On Z100 they play this fucking song about an angel on top of the Christmas tree. It's a "parody" (if I can even call it that), and it absolutely makes me twitch. I would much prefer to hear the drunken songs of the homeless at last years shopping spree.

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[undressa]

screw you, we say happy christmas in my house and yes my mum is from england, we get cards that say happy christmas and everything, so happy christmas to you all

[ScarFaceDeFacer]

Any Jimmy Buffet Songs make me squirm. When ever I hear them on the radio I just have to turn it off, or put on something else.

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[Cybersoldier]

the christmas song that was played in home alone 1, the radio over plays it and drives me nuts

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[DiabloSammich]

I'm bumping this for two reasons,

First, I don't want to get yelled at as a newbie who doesn't search threads before starting a new one.

Second, Elton John's " Step Into Christmas" was on the other day and I wanted to drive in a ditch.

"Step Into Christmas"??? What the hell does that even mean?

Anybody else contemplating Xmas Song-induced vehicular suicide?

[drjoek]

That Christmas shoes song
The kids mom is dying of cancer and he wants to get her some new pumps to show God apparently. Worst Christmas song, no make that worst song, No worst use of words in the history of mankind
Yes i feel that strongly about it

[A.J.]

I don't want to get yelled at as a newbie who doesn't search threads before starting a new one.

There's a lesson here. :clap:

[KingGeno]

Had to bump.

I LOATHE Dan Fogelberg - Same Old Lang Syne and most of Gloria Estafan's music. :furious:

[Devo37]

"mamacita, donde esta santa claus?" blech!!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping


Thats a good song!

[TheMojoPin]

No Doubt's "Oy! To the World."

That fucking blink 182 song.

[lleeder]

I'm to lazy to read this thread so I apologize if someone else already said "Anything written by Airsick."

[Furtherman]

Dradle dradle dradle....

[FezsAssistant]

Anytime any pop star or rock band covers a Xmas song.

Worst of all is Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time". Ugh.

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McCartney's song might be the gayest ever.

[Mullenax]

Little Drummer Boy, par rum pum pum suck. Hearing that once a year is too much.

[razorboy]

Worst of all is Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time".

Actually it might just be the worst song ever, period.

[Devo37]

Anytime any pop star or rock band covers a Xmas song.

Worst of all is Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time". Ugh.

McCartney's song might be the gayest ever.

i hope ESD doesn't see this thread...

[razorboy]

Little Drummer Boy, par rum pum pum suck. Hearing that once a year is too much.

David Bowie and Der Bingle beg to differ.

[SatCam]

That Christmas shoes song
The kids mom is dying of cancer and he wants to get her some new pumps to show God apparently. Worst Christmas song, no make that worst song, No worst use of words in the history of mankind
Yes i feel that strongly about it

bump

[ahhdurr]

Christmas Shoes should be every post in this thread.

Ro! It's the Christmas Shoes song... I love the Christmas shoes Ro.

[MacVittie]

I'm really fucking tired of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

What about the popular 2001 parody of that song, "Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer."

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