Sean Penn: Douche or Patriot?

[Johnny4]

I'll have to go with douche. What a self important pile of dog shit. Can we please nuke Iraq while he is still there? He actually believes that someone gives a shit about his mess of a career(and life)and his half assed hippie politics. War is bad. No shit you fucking moron. The sky is blue and grass is green.He should investigate other things, like is the light in the fridge always on? or what do boogers taste like?. Here is a question Sean. Is beating your wife bad? How about smoking pot with your dad? Egocentric scumbag.

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[Yerdaddy]

Also, what about this <a href="http://www.unicef.org/noteworthy/afghanistan/muhammad_ali_visit.html" terget="_blank">self-important tool of the liberal commie propaganda machine</a>?!

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Fallon]

Douche. Never liked any of his movies besides Fast Times.

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[Gvac]

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I giggled my ass off during that entire post, and I agree with everything he said!

Johnny, thanks so much. You made my night.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Celebraties live in a safe bubble just beyond the REAL world. They have no fucking clue.

Sorry, this whole anti-war sentiment in this country is aggravating my hemorrhoids.

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[jamesdiggy]

Iraq's new motto is No Shites, No Sunnis, No service.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[TheGameHHH]

Absolute Douche, if I saw him in person I'd punch him in the face.

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[Yerdaddy]

11 years of sanctions have resulted in the death of over a million people, most of them children. The sanctions were supposed to punish Saddam and his government, but have hurt only the people of Iraq, and have strengthened Saddam's power within Iraq. Yea, fuck it! Let's nuke Sean Penn!!! Fuck him for not using his celebrity status to sell cell phones!

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Gvac]

Yerdaddy, you should really get that bleeding heart looked at.

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[Yerdaddy]

A bit melodramatic, you think?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[SuperClerk]

BagoDouche!!!!!! Let him and Angelina Jolie hang out together.

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[TheMojoPin]

I couldn't care either way. Personal sentiments like that are rampant in both the Washington Post and Times, they're just usually from so-called "journalists". Seems like every other day in the local papers.

Besides, he has the means, he has the opinion, he chose to express it. You don't have to agree with it; I know I don't. In fact, I skipped right over his ad in the paper. Weird how you people seemingly have magical magnet elves that force your poor eyes to pour over every word in the paper. Boo-fucking-hoo.

Besides, we talk like we're somehow better than him in this regard. Yeah, he's a celebrity. But all he's doing is expressing his opinion. At least he's "doing" something with it. All we "normal" people are squabble back and forth like douchebags. Why talk like you have some kind of inside line to the White House, and you "REALLY" know what's going on? Please. Like Sean Penn, all you know is what's told to us in the papers, on the radio, on the TV or over the internet.

Of course, this'll all be chalked up to me being a "sympathetic liberal", so who cares? Your minds are already made up. Hoooo-rah.


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[Heather 8]

Douche, but not because of the Iraq thing. I just think he's a smug little prick in general. <P>
Frankly, I could do without seeing Capt. BJ Hunnicut on Fox News every frickin' hour as well. <P>

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[TheMojoPin]

Wait, I'm confused about the choices here...he's a douche for the ad...but a patriot if he did, what? How is he any less patriotic by accessing our FREE PRESS and exercising his right to FREE SPEECH by penning a letter to our ELECTED PRESIDENT?

Fuckin' commie.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-16-02 @ 12:26 AM

[schmega]

douche.

he joins eddie vedder, woody harrelson, the 100 'celebrities' on that stupid list, and whoever the fuck bleeding-heart liberal i forgot.

[TheMojoPin]

What about Schwarzenegger?

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[Se7en]

Besides, we talk like we're somehow better than him in this regard.

But I am.

I'm better than any celebrity.

In fact, I believe I'm better than 99% of the rest of the human race.

Of course, this'll all be chalked up to me being a "sympathetic liberal", so who cares? Your minds are already made up. Hoooo-rah.

Sympathy is for the weak.

Become a warmonger like me!

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[The Nature Boy]

Total, unmitigated douchus-bageus.

And Penn and Teller are douche bags to boot.

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[The Chairman]

Pretty good actor.
Pretty major douche.
And douching is really really bad for the ladies. I can't believe it hasn't been banned or made illegal. I don't care if it's the Mountain Lily kind or Vinegar and Water (the solution doctors recommend most) - douching is bad for you. It fucks up your vaginal flora and makes you highly susceptible to all kinds of infections and really bad stuff. If you want to smell good down there, take a nice Vitabath.

But worse than Sean Penn is Barbra Streisand. That chick needs a Drano douche spiked with yeast.

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[The Chairman]

Although Sean Penn did have this classic line for another douche, James Lipton, host of "Inside the Actor's Studio."

Lipton starts the one on one interview with Sean Penn by asking him one of the Proust Questionaire questions:

Lipton: "What's your idea of perfect happiness?"

Penn: "Two hookers, a hotel room, and an 8-ball of coke."

you should have seen Lipton's face. Classic!

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[spoon]

I'll work my way up with this post...
First, CKaga is right on! Douching for you ladies is...no good! Do you really want to smell like fabric softner anyway? And it doesn't just mess with your vaginal flora, it also continually nags your vaginal fauna!

Second, Schwarzeneggar is a big conservative douche!

Third, BJ Hunnicut is my order at the Bunny Ranch everytime I hit Nevada. Or the my favorite sliced ham.

Next, magical magnet elves that force your poor eyes to pour over every word in the paper This is either a major eye infection, or the same thing that makes me spend hours in my room alone with my magazines. Dam elves!

And lastly, Sean Penn/Douche
William Penn/Patriot.

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[Johnny4]

The genius wraps up his tour.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/43855p-41349c.html
I didn't call him a patriot, he called himself one, which begged me to pose that question. I'm sure Spicoli's fact finding mission will find out more than a UN coalition. You have to love the fact that he doesn't believe they have WMD's because he doesn't see any. If you don't trust American intelligence reports, how about the stuff that comes from all the other countries. I don't give a fuck about liberals or conservatives. But it does piss me off when some asshole who grew up in some Hollywood bubble thinks that going on a tour of Iraq and meeting its official makes him patriotic.
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This message was edited by Johnny4 on 12-16-02 @ 6:42 AM

[El Mudo]

Maybe hes a combination of both...like a "Pouche" or a "Datriot"

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[Michael Fury]

Foreign policy advice from Spiccoli? All we should be doing is enjoying some tasty waves & a good buzz .. . His next stop should be a visit with Al-Qaida members, so he can feel their pain, too.

Penn is really getting on my nerves - he needs a career change. I'd suggest he start by examining his potential role as a human shield.






Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip.

[TheMojoPin]

I didn't call him a patriot, he called himself one

Ah, that changes thing. He's creeping quickly to douchedom. Like punk, if you say that you're a patriot, you're not.

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[TheMojoPin]

And I actually liked "Sweet And Low Down". But other than that, "U-Turn" and "The Thin Red Line", he's been pretty useless lately. But I still don't have a problem with the ad. I guess it's better than how most celebrities spend their money.

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[Coco]

I think if I hadn't read about his famous "punching out of photographers" years ago, I would believe he had more credibility

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[A.J.]

I think if I hadn't read about his famous "punching out of photographers" years ago, I would believe he had more credibility

That's what makes him an asshole: he'll do things like that to show how he "hates having his privacy invaded" but he'll just as quickly court the media when it suits his purposes.

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 12-17-02 @ 3:40 PM