The AlkeyBangsUglySkanks Appreciation Thread!

[ADF]

Let's all hear it for my new favorite poster, AlkeyBangsUglySkanks! He's already added loads of hilarity just by virtue of his name alone. I wholeheartedly welcome AlkeyBangsUglySkanks to the board! It's about time.. Hooray!

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 12-15-02 @ 12:59 PM

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Hooray!! with sarcasm

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This message was edited by Green Lantern on 12-15-02 @ 2:23 PM

[Aggie]

Oh yeah, he should fit right in with our other friends.

But it would be funnier if he got his shit straight first. Alkey doesn't bang skanks, he likes the men. Duh.

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[HordeKing1]

Sorry, to interupt the appreciation, but ABUS, you're on vacation.

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[furie]

if only BurninhellHordeKing or NJDMMoetoucheskids were here to share our joy.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd feel more imprtant if there was a "TheMojoPinRidesNaziDonkeys" on the board. But there isn't. So I don't.

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[TheGameHHH]

Come on, he doesn't bang skanks. They may be ugly, but they aren't skanks.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Go get your shine box.

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[TheGameHHH]

I don't know if you heard moe, but I don't do that no more.

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[Katylina]

antsinmypants is neither
ugly or a skank. This is just
wrong.


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[tricia]

omg that's so funny...

[tricia]

omg that's so funny...

so funny i had to say it twice, what the hell's wrong with this board? first it doesn't load, so i redo it, it goes back to the thread, but my reply's not there, so i post again, cos i figured it just didn't go through cos i'd gotten the error message and all and now it's there twice, oh, i think i read something about this, ok ignore me.

oh, and i meant the alkey and ants are gay thing. yeah, i never heard that joke before, hilarious...

This message was edited by tricia on 12-15-02 @ 4:36 PM

[Ants In My Pants]

People to kill:

1. The asshole who signed up under the name AlkeyBangsUglySkanks.
2. The Al Dukes Fan
3. TheGameHHH
4...

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[ADF]

Hooray, I'm up to number two!

Obviously, I was kidding. Silera is certainly not ugly. I don't know her well enough to quantify her skankiness one way or the other, but she seems nice enough to me.

On a sidenote, I don't think there's anything inherently bad in being skanky. It's all about attitude.

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[silera]

I'm honored.

EDIT: I think I know who keeps doing this. Please don't ban them in the future. I'd like to hear what this person has to say.


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This message was edited by silera on 12-15-02 @ 6:04 PM

[TheGameHHH]

I really don't think my post warrants a death threat, Aggie's was meaner.

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[Doogie]

This thread has degenerated into a hive of scum and villany...ohhh wait that was Mos Eisley

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[JustJon]

so funny i had to say it twice, what the hell's wrong with this board?
Try reading the message after you post or look for the 30 second delay threads in the Lounge

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[FUNKMAN]

Hooray, I'm up to number two!


so is AngryMissy, but I hear she's on the mend, cool!
:)

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[IrishAlkey]

To all the skanks I've banged before...

So ugly walking through my door...

I'm glad you came along...

Even though you looked so wrong...

At least you weren't called a whore...

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[tricia]

Try reading the message after you post or look for the 30 second delay threads in the Loungetry reading the rest of my post biatch



This message was edited by tricia on 12-15-02 @ 9:37 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Ruh Roh... cursing out <s>a MOD</s> an ADMINISTRATOR?
I smell a Christmas Vacation, RonFez.net style.



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This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 12-15-02 @ 9:57 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yes, the board needs more members of this caliber.

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[DC Reed]

Hey why didnt "DC Reed isnt really from DC" get his own appreciation thread!

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[canofsoup15]

I wish someone would use my sn for one of these, id like to see how they change this canofsoup15 around to look retarted. Besides, its already stupid, can it get stupider? hmmm? *ponders*

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[tricia]

Ruh Roh... cursing out a MOD?
I smell a Christmas Vacation, RonFez.net style.yeah ok there

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'15CansUfPoo'


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[canofsoup15]

Apparently so...anyone else got some >: )

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[tricia]

HecklerLikesItTheAss
oh yeah, that's a good one. i guess english isn't a strong point with you folkz

[WhackBagKid]

f01x

you should all take a ride on the funny train!!!

[Christy]

On a sidenote, I don't think there's anything inherently bad in being skanky. It's all about attitude.


Oh my gosh ... this is so funny! This is one of my new AWAY Messages! ;-)

[The Jays]

... there's no way my name can be changed to something insulting... it's impervious to the evilness...

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[tricia]

i still wouldn't make out with you

[Death Metal Moe]

... there's no way my name can be changed to something insulting... it's impervious to the evilness...


I'm working on it.
And I'm not gonna go with The Gays like everyone else. I'm gonna be ORIGINAL!

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[The Jays]

i still wouldn't make out with you



...keep denying it... and then , at the moment you least expect it, BAM, I'll lay the question on ya, and you'll be quivering....

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

what was that name? (EDIT neam) AntsInMyPantsOhNoWaitItsSomeGuysDeekBackThereNames IrishAlkey

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 12-16-02 @ 6:10 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

... there's no way my name can be changed to something insulting... it's impervious to the evilness...
TheJays

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YeastHJ = YeastHandJob


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[Abrasive Dean]

There can be NO excuse for banging UGLY ones.

Except perhaps too much Gin....dim lighting....

Oh Hell at least they are grateful!

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[silera]

Fat Ugly Skanks try harder.


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[Abrasive Dean]

Fat Ugly Skanks try harder.


And are generally far more comfortable to slam your hips into.
(Cannot be doin' with bony women)

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[JustJon]

try reading the rest of my post biatch

you wanna go, ya limey c, just bring it. In fact you could have brought it last nite when ya gave me that hug.

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[WhackBagKid]

ewww jon has cooties

OMG I HOPE THE PERSON BELOW AND OR ABOVE ME DOESNT GET IT, VIA MY POSTING!!!!

you should all take a ride on the funny train!!!