Best and Worst Christmas Presents

[sunndoggy8]

I think the best was when I woke up one morning and actually had the whole deal with the train set going around the tree...plus it was an A-Team Trainset, which kicked major ass.

The worst was always clothes, or socks, which is weird, because now I often enjoy buying socks.

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[girl germs]

best-nickelodean photoblaster camera (it takes four pictures per frame)

worst-a skip it (worst toy ever)

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This message was edited by girl germs on 7-12-01 @ 1:38 AM

[The Blowhard]

Worst: Soap on a rope
Best: BB Gun

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"My dog told me to kill you"

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[sunndoggy8]

I always wanted a BB gun, but people always used to say, "you'll shoot your eye out!" Weird.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

"you'll shoot your eye out!"

That's why you have two eyes, duh!

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[afrocops]

Once when I was 8, my aunt got me a Miami Dolphins beach towel. Who the hell gets an eight year old a beach towel?

Bitch.

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[jafter]

best gift

8th grade my brother took my parents to by me a stereo
JVC receiver and a Hitachi turntable. I think I also got an atari 2600 (first one of my friends to get one)

[Circus Boy]

the best christmas present i ever got was Nintendo when i was like 7

and the worst would have to be socks...who gives a kid fuckin socks for christmas

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[sandman]

Best G.I joe with the kung Foo grip and i still have it.
Worst: Sea Monkees "they were nothing like the picture in the back of the comic book"

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[skullcrush]

the best was the good leader from sectors that came on a big dragon fly.good good stuff.and the worst were neon green shirts with matching sox.

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[The Blowhard]

One year my friend gave me a Chia Pet. It was a great gift at first, but it had to be watered. Too much responsibility!

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[Captain Rooster]

Best - BMX Bike
Worst - Lil' Johnny's Home Suicide Kit

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[reeshy]

the best- 10 speed bike my brother helped my parents pick out
the worst- the same frigging style pajamas from my aunt(same style year after year)

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[The Blowhard]

Who invented fruitcakes? Does anybody eat them? Why????

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[EffMeBoobs]

Best: Snoopy Sno Cone Machine
Worst: Plaid Socks with this puke green plaid skirt

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[Dirtybird11]

BEST: desert eagle
Worst: desert eagle


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[Death Metal Moe]

Hey Heckler. Your soap on a rope Christmas dissapointment is a Prisoner's Dream come true! It helps you NOT drop the soap!

Squeeeeeel!!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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[Death Metal Moe]

BEST PRESENT: Tie between Zelda for the old 8 bit Nintendo, and my 49ers Starter winter coat. Remember when starters were peoular? I'm trying to forget.

WORST: Being forgotten by people in your extended family that you BOTHERED to get a present for.

I know that's NOT the spirit of christmas, but why the FUCK would I give someone I don't even LIKE in my family a present? To get one back! That's why! And when I hand them my present at Christmas, an I get that "oh I'm sorry, I didn't get you anything. I didn't think I was going to see you" crap, I want to shove Tinsel down their throat until they're a Merry CORPSE!!

Tis the season, for KICKIN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I think I'm gonna ask Santa for a Neck this Christmas. JESUS! What a terrible pic of me! I guess those people who made fun of me were right.

Fuckers

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[Se7en]

The worst for me is always something edible. Like candy. Look, don't give me candy. I don't want something to eat. There's plenty enough to eat at Christmas dinner and whatever Santa left me in my stocking (which I usually fill myself with as much Hershey products as possible).

The best for me was when I was a real little kid back in the mid-late 80s, and I came into the living room and had TONS of Transformers toys around the tree. At that time, Transformers were the shit, and I was like the hero of my 3rd grade class for bringing them in to play with at recess.

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