Cozmo the con-artist

[cozmokramer]

Well it all started back at the end of March for me when I first started listenin to Ron and Fez on the 11pm-3am delay. Since then my grades in school have dropped from high A's and B's all the way down to the pits of D's and F's. Is it because of not sleeping? Probaby. Video Games? Probably. But anyways, after a couple report cards come out I realize there has to be an alternative to these un-enjoyable dumb ways.

Starting this school year, even though Ron and Fez arent on the late night, I have lost all meaning for school. Heres where the conning comes ino play. I was simply fooling around on Microsoft Word one day when BAM! I learn how to make an exact replica of my report cards as well as interims. Now all I have to do is show my parents that, fake the signature and since then I've been on easy street.

(Just a pointless story I thought I should share)

By the way, if any Mods or Admins can help me (Im not sure how to host .zip or .doc) find out a way for everyone to see my work, Id be glad to do so.

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[FelixDasGato]

You are only fooling yourself. Maybe your parents, but overall yourself.

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[Orallo]

Hey Cozmo,

I assume you are in college... if not (if you are in highschool or lower) STOP READING RIGHT HERE.

Let me start by saying that I went to college, and I am an advocate for college education. Now, with that out of the way, if you dont enjoy going to college? why do you go?

After all, college education is only for personal improvement, its not a guarantee that you are going to get a great paying job, and that all your financial problems are going to be over as soon as you graduate.

The truth is 99.9% of the people that go to college get a crammy job, that pays average (just enough to pay the morgage, and keep on living but without being able to even save money) and never become fullfilled in their field.

Anyway, thats my take in the whole college thing.

HEY, Cozmo? did you read this whole thing? I thought I told you not to read it unless you were in college???

Anyway,

Peace & Hugs.


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[Ryan the Great]

my friend has been doing that since 9th grade. he scans the report card and then changes the grades and prints out the new one. ive never done it cause my parents arent that dumb even if i did do it and i dont get bad grades so i dont really have to

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[JustJon]

you're 14, right? Or is it 15? I forget, coz.

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[DC Reed]

Dude, when your in High School, you dont have to get interims signed......and your parents will wonder why you didnt get accepted to Yale cause of your "4.0"

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[cozmokramer]

13 actually. And Reed, I know that I will have to start cracking down in High School. For then Im not getting grades to please my parents, Im getting grades to show if Im a dumbass or not. I would get outstanding grades now, if I tried. The thing is laziness pays a very important factor in my life.

This is my last year in Middle School, and my only to cruise by with bad grades, so at the moment I am simply just enjoying the world of a care-free-school.

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[Michael Fury]

Explain to your folks they've got this whole new grading system this year. It now goes F-C-D-B.

Seriously, one way or another, if you want something in this life, you'll have to work for it. Might as well get used to it. But enough sermonizing - they're about to announce today's lottery numbers.






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[JustJon]

you'll get busted if you follow through with this hare brained scheme.

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[FUNKMAN]

there is a good chance that the teacher may contact your parents by mail or by phone to discuss how "poorly" you are doing...

turn it around and put some effort into your schoolwork...


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[cozmokramer]

there is a good chance that the teacher may contact your parents by mail or by phone to discuss how "poorly" you are doing...

That is the only flaw in this procedure. That is why I am still trying/maintaining a d-c average. Plus Im in a program called "FOCUS" which is for really smart kids (I was accepted in elementary school, where I was on the boarderline of genuis) and so, I really I just have a smart, but not trying reputation for the teachers.

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