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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 06:51 AM

i would have mr.whitefolk from pimps up hoes down it would be great to se him have a kid on his lap and say to there mommie HO HO HO

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

AngelAmy

12-10-2002, 06:57 AM

hosp

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jocefus

12-10-2002, 07:06 AM

hosp

i 2nd that

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 07:07 AM

what is hosp

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

Jennitalia

12-10-2002, 07:10 AM

I'll sit on Hosp's lap anyday. He rocks, he always has a candy cane for me to suck on...only, it doesnt taste like candy cane....

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ChrisTheCop

12-10-2002, 07:57 AM

Hosp is to Santa what Harrison Ford is to cia agent Jack Ryan. Not the 1st to take on the roll (and not the last), but the absolute best, and how I'll picture Santa from now on.

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LatinSpiceXoX

12-10-2002, 08:02 AM

I was thinking Sean Connery, until I read everyone considering HOSP... so I guess we have to pi(OMG THE FINEST MEN ARE ON RICKY LATE RIGHT NOW.. ).. anyway..

If we have to pick from the board members, I'd want GVAC to be Santa...(cuz he already made one of my wishes come true *wink*)

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 08:07 AM

how about ron jeramey(i cant spell)the porno troll picture that

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

Knowledged_one

12-10-2002, 08:17 AM

yeah ron jeremy as santa that would be completely stupid

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AngelAmy

12-10-2002, 08:18 AM

why cant hosp be the porno santa?

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Jennitalia

12-10-2002, 08:19 AM

He's definitely qualified, having porno experience

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 08:23 AM

ok if hosp is the porno santa
who will be his dirty little elves

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

Jennitalia

12-10-2002, 08:25 AM

aggie, amy and i can be the tookie elves. but really, who really cares?

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 12-10-02 @ 12:26 PM

Knowledged_one

12-10-2002, 08:28 AM

johnbravo are you in the porn business because every topic of yours involves porn in some way. If its to pick up girls on the board the porn route is probably not the way to go either

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ChrisTheCop

12-10-2002, 08:32 AM

oh cmon..youre gonna deprive toocute a chance to be an elf again?

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 08:36 AM

no not in the porn biz but my wife just had are 1rst baby 2months ago and had a tuff last trimester and a realy bad c-section then a month ago had to have here gail bladder out just a little undersexxed thats all

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

Hosp

12-10-2002, 09:32 AM

Ho Ho Ho.

I'm flattered people.

And Jenn, I have something special in my goodie sack for you.

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 09:35 AM

hosp all the ladies want to be your elf show them what goodies you have in your bag

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

Hosp

12-10-2002, 09:55 AM

If I wasn't convinced that Jenn talking about sucking on my candy cane was me tripping on Robitussin I'd be jacking it right now.

I need a nap.

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johnbravo

12-10-2002, 09:59 AM

hosp i dont think its
the drugs she is digging the candy cane

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Aggie

12-10-2002, 04:06 PM

hosp as porno santa.... and aggie, amy and i can be the tookie elves.

sounds like a fun christmas project. and i'm one step ahead of you with my sig. it was fate we were talking about porno santas :)

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dassal3399

12-10-2002, 04:22 PM

look aggie has porno santa in her sig pic

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Katylina

12-10-2002, 04:37 PM

And Jenn, I have something special in my goodie sack for you.
Watch out Jenn-- I dipped in his sack once, and my parents found out. I swear it's heat rash!

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Hosp

12-10-2002, 07:26 PM

And now you know why I didn't buy you the batteries.

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ToddEVF

12-10-2002, 07:28 PM

hosp, most definately

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ShelleBink

12-10-2002, 07:37 PM

i want a hispanic/black santa...

i'm dreaming of a james blake xmas... or xxxmas. ((dont tell my guy)) :P

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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