He STINKS and he's on Comedy Central tonight! [Archive]

Quinn

12-10-2002, 05:46 AM

Just wanted to give a heads up to everyone that Jimmy Norton will be a guest tonight on Collin Quinn's new show "Tough Crowd".

If you missed the premiere, the show is much like Quinn's 3 episode show on NBC earlier in the year.

So once RnF are done tonight at 11:30, switch over to Comedy Central and catch ole' tinkledrinker, aka yellowtreats, and his weak chinned, bird's vag-lipped mess of a body.

From the CC website:

UPCOMING GUESTS:
Tuesday, 12/10/02

Nick Di Paolo
Janeane Garofalo
Jim Norton
Keith Robinson

http://comedycentral.com/tv_shows/colinquinn/

This message was edited by Quinn on 12-10-02 @ 10:01 AM

johnbravo

12-10-2002, 10:52 AM

norton is a comedy god and its good to know that he will be on CC thanx for the info

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Jackie Sloan

12-10-2002, 11:11 AM

Jimmy Norton...ectomorphic fat body genius!

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FelixDasGato

12-10-2002, 11:13 AM

I was hoping to see him on last nights premier episode, but know he's only in about four of the eight shows. I'll be tuning in to see everyones favorite meaty breasted lil nothing tinight.

The first show was kinda weak and had some lulls as Collin even pointed out. There were some funny parts though and I can only see room for improvement.

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TheGameHHH

12-10-2002, 01:07 PM

I watched last night because I thought lil Jimmy was gonna be on, but as it turns out he wasn't. In my opinion the show is awful but I will watch once again tonight just to see what Norton has to say.

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Death Metal Moe

12-10-2002, 02:51 PM

I caught the 1st few minutes of it, and thought it was funny except for Colin again.

He's just not that funny, but if he can get really funny guests to make up for it, then I'll keep watching.

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12-10-2002, 02:54 PM

thanks for the info

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Crippler

12-10-2002, 05:18 PM

Thanks for the heads-up....I'm pissed that I missed the 1st episode...hopefully, it'll replay.

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SuperClerk

12-10-2002, 07:18 PM

Meaty breasted little nothing. Damn, I miss him.

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Death Metal Moe

12-10-2002, 07:52 PM

Coyotes with AIDS!

HA! He RULES!

LONG LIVE NORTON!!!!!

Nice Sweater.

MAN was he on a short ass time!

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TheGameHHH

12-10-2002, 07:55 PM

I dunno, I'm not really sure if I dug Norton's performance tonight or not. I have come to the conclusion though that this show totally sucks and I will only watch it if Norton is on again.

HOLY SHIT, just listening to what Norton said about Rosie O'Donnell was fuckin hysterical!

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SuperClerk

12-10-2002, 07:58 PM

The show as a whole kinda sucked. I have never really liked Colin Quinn. But Norton was funny as usual. Janeene Garafolo looked embarrassed to be there.

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Death Metal Moe

12-10-2002, 07:59 PM

YES! He came back on! And he DESTROYED Rosie!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAA HA HA HA!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

12-10-2002, 08:00 PM

CHRIST! He offended that Gerofalo bitch so much she didn't even look at him!

And poor Jimmy stood there all alone during the credits! DAMN no one liked him! But he was the BEST!

And that little girl Colin inteviewed was actually pretty funny.

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12-10-2002, 08:05 PM

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12-10-2002, 08:05 PM

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and now he's reaching the midwest...

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irishkb

12-10-2002, 08:13 PM

i liked the show.. i find collin funny... and how hard is it really to piss off or offend Gerofalo... she is a no talent hack.

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Bob Impact

12-10-2002, 08:14 PM

Holy Christ, that was the single greatest thing i've ever seen, nothing makes me happier than seeing Janine Garafelo uncomfortable. I wonder what her Easter Island Head would look like with a hammer sticking out of it. HAH!

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FatTony

12-10-2002, 08:14 PM

You know, Norton make it totally uncomfortable right off the bat for the only female. Once he brought up the Big Titted Swedish girls as imigrants she seemed to be shocked, as Colin pointed out. It was definately hilarious and I totally loved LiL Jimmy ripping into that fat pig dyke Rosie O'Donnel.

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Crippler

12-10-2002, 08:46 PM

Norton's bit on Rosie was great...but it would have been funnier if he hadn't been so nice to her & about her the week they were both on Colin's last show. I know, he couldn't attack her to her face and commit professional suicide, but it seemed a little odd considering that was his last TV appearance, and on his next one he's grilling her. Unfortunately, it was the only funny part of the show.

Did Janeane Garofalo think she was on Politically Incorrect? She was so deep & poignant....how about giving us a laugh, funny lady? Or was she just working on some material...where she is boring and unfunny and never attempts a joke? Dumb snatch.

Overall, this show was a mess, yet sadly still funnier than most anything on TV right now.

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bigbaldirish

12-10-2002, 09:47 PM

Thanks for the heads-up....I'm pissed that I missed the 1st episode...hopefully, it'll replay.

replay on comedy central.. never!

Fallon

12-10-2002, 09:50 PM

I like what I'm seeing. It's much better than Jon Stewarts show.

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TheMojoPin

12-10-2002, 10:19 PM

It's much better than Jon Stewarts show.

You're going to hell. "The Daily Show" is a slice of perfection.

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TheGameHHH

12-11-2002, 05:11 AM

There's no way this show is better than "The Daily Show".

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Bob Impact

12-11-2002, 05:37 AM

Did Janeane Garofalo think she was on Politically Incorrect? She was so deep & poignant....how about giving us a laugh, funny lady? Or was she just working on some material...where she is boring and unfunny and never attempts a joke?

To quote the great Richard Voss, "What are you Janine Garefelo, you're doing all set-ups!" I believe he even said that to Colin Quinn.

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NewYorkDragons80

12-11-2002, 05:52 AM

I missed the show, but I definitely want to catch it again because Colin Quinn is gold. Janeane Garofalo hasn't been about laughs for a good decade.

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Crippler

12-11-2002, 10:37 AM

To quote the great Richard Voss, "What are you Janine Garefelo, you're doing all set-ups!" I believe he even said that to Colin Quinn.

well put

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McNabbShouldDie

12-11-2002, 11:28 AM

I've seen both shows and I thought they were hilarious. Norton killed last night.

The funniest part of the show was definetly Janeane Garofalo looking like she wanted to get up and walk off the set all night. She was so uncomfortable.

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FelixDasGato

12-11-2002, 11:44 AM

Norton was awesome! This show was much better than the first. Garofalo can suck an egg!

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Contra

12-11-2002, 12:15 PM

jimmy was the only funny element on the show! i now definatly believe that colin has a speech impetement, or he's doing coke, or something.

anyone notice how at the end of the show everyone on stage treated norton like he had the plague? they didnt want to go near him, poor jimmy just standing there by himself sipping his coffee. what pussies.

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Quinn

12-11-2002, 01:42 PM

If you recall, when Colin had the NBC show and Norton was on, they ended it the same way...and Lil' Jimmy looked just as uncomfortable.

Death Metal Moe

12-11-2002, 04:17 PM

I noticed that he had her hiding her face in laughter until that "Modonna leaving a slug trail on Rosie's face" comment.

It's all an act. She didn't get enough attention as a comedian, so now she's some sort of pseudo-activist.

Blow it out your ass.

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12-11-2002, 04:24 PM

One thing i never understood is how people thought that Janeane Garofalo was funny... she is the most unfunny person ever... it was great seeing her all upset...

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12-11-2002, 04:28 PM

Irish is right, Garaofalo was never funny.

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Quinn

12-12-2002, 06:46 AM

Not a bad lineup for the meaty breated nothing to be hangin' with on tonight's show:

Jerry Seinfeld
Sarah Silverman
Greg Giraldo
Jim Norton

stonersean

12-12-2002, 06:52 AM

who let that soupy dreck on the tv?

Aggie

12-12-2002, 07:32 PM

NOrton is on again right now and so is jerry seinfeld and sara silverman. this should be interesting....

first topic, executing the retarded.

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TheGameHHH

12-12-2002, 07:48 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but when Sarah was talking about how she likes to get spanked, I was poppin a rock hard 3 and a half.

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fluffernutter

12-12-2002, 07:49 PM

Good show again and maybe it was just me but didn't Seinfeld just look uncomfortable sitting next to Norton?

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TheGameHHH

12-12-2002, 08:00 PM

At least Seinfeld was a good sport about being on the show.

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Aggie

12-12-2002, 08:08 PM

I was poppin a rock hard 3 and a half.

Now that's hot! :) Cov is one lucky guy.

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12-12-2002, 08:14 PM

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12-13-2002, 06:05 AM

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FatTony

12-13-2002, 07:09 AM

You know, when Sarah Silverman said that she liked being spanked, the only thing I could think of was Li'l Jimmy spanking all the girls on the O&A show. I was honestly expecting him to get up and bend Silverman over the table and give her a little tussle.

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Fallon

12-13-2002, 11:27 AM

NOrton is on again right now and so is jerry seinfeld and sara silverman. this should be interesting....
That was a really good show. Three great guests and the other guest wasn't bad either.

Sarah is probably the only funny woman comedian. Ya I said it!

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Quinn

12-15-2002, 10:20 AM

Just another heads-up...

Noton and Vos will be on Monday night's show.

TheGameHHH

12-15-2002, 10:33 AM

I can't wait for Monday's show. And Fallon, once again I agree Sarah is funny.

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Crippler

12-15-2002, 11:21 AM

Noton and Vos will be on Monday night's show.

If Colin doesn't take up 10 minutes with just his stuttering over jokes, that should be a really good show. The only way to make it better would be to add Patrice. Then, it wouldn't matter what the topic was, after the first bad/weak joke, they would all just attack one another for 30 minutes.

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12-15-2002, 11:29 AM

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Aggie

12-20-2002, 10:26 AM

Last night was the last of the 8 shows they filmed. If you liked it, we should tell Comedy Central so they will bring it back.

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ozzie

12-20-2002, 10:34 AM

Done and done!

Some of the episodes were a little uncomfortable at times, but I dig the format and hope they keep it on!

More Norton is More Gooder!

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Fallon

12-20-2002, 12:41 PM

Damn I was getting used to watching it every night. They have to bring it back, but never have that black guy or non-Sarah Silverman woman on again. THEY STINK!

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Crippler

12-20-2002, 02:09 PM

That show was really goor...the night before with PAtrice was probably the best one I saw. Not so much that he was funny, but he sets people up/takes a joke well. Too bad they never shuffled the guests to get Norton, Patrice, & Vos together. Even with one of the unfunny women, that would have been a great show. And, yes, Sara is pretty damn funny....for a chick....even though everytime I see her now, I get a horrible vision of Jimmy Kimmel in my head soon after.

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