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Mad Producer

07-09-2001, 05:43 PM

I have been dating women with boob jobs for several years; my current girlfriend whom I've been dating for two years has nice big fake boobs. I have gotten so used to silicone that I find women with real breasts gross. Is this a bad thing?

"Kick in the door wave in the four four"

This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 7-9-01 @ 10:37 PM

adolescentmasturbator

07-09-2001, 06:11 PM

That may be a problem since most women don't have boob jobs.

I infact prefer natural breasts. Hell nature knows better than Doctor Steve.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

Mad Producer

07-09-2001, 06:15 PM

Don't ever doubt Dr. Steve
The way I look at it it's science improving the womens body. And it looks and feels great... Silicone RULES!!

"Kick in the door wave in the four four"

This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 7-9-01 @ 10:21 PM

girl germs

07-09-2001, 06:17 PM

"I find women with real breasts gross. Is this a bad thing?"

you're a homosexual, there is nothing bad or wrong about that.

"please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">ooh and ahh when i flex my muscles</a> please scream when i'm on top of you please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">brag about the size of my genitals</a>"

girl germs

07-09-2001, 06:20 PM

haha, silicon!

it's silicone you moron.

"please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">ooh and ahh when i flex my muscles</a> please scream when i'm on top of you please <a href="http://www.fragilemaleego.net/">brag about the size of my genitals</a>"

This message was edited by girl germs on 7-9-01 @ 10:21 PM

Mad Producer

07-09-2001, 06:20 PM

DUH, Nice try.

"Kick in the door wave in the four four"

adolescentmasturbator

07-09-2001, 06:33 PM

No you got it wrong what they do is put computer chips in tits to allow them to multi-task.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

HordeKing1

07-09-2001, 08:00 PM

MAD PRODUCER - I forwarded your query to a longtime friend of mine who happens to be one of New Yorks formost plastic surgeons. She also happens to be female. This was her response.

"HK I suggest you tell this "Mad Producer" that his girlfriend no doubt finds his hillbillylike uncircumsized, unwashed, smelly and shrivelled penis a pittiful though comical sight. No doubt she can't get the thought of a real man out of her mind. Is this wrong of her?"

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HordeKing1

07-09-2001, 08:13 PM

MAD PRODUCER - Shortly after I posted the reply from the plastic surgeon, I got the following inquiry by e-mail. I thought I'd share it with you.

"Hi HK, hope all is well. I have a real problem that I could use your help resolving."

"Well, you know my luck with guys. I'm currently dating this real asshole. It's amazing what 13 generations of inbreeding will produce! In any event, this guy, I'll call him "Ron," is completely fixated on my fake boobs to the point where he claims to no longer enjoy the sight of unenhanced breasts. It's all he wants to talk about. We haven't had a decent conversation in weeks. I can't stand him and I can't take it any longer!"

"What would the legal and ethical ramifications be if I cut off his testicles while he sleeps and stuffed styrofoam into the empty sacs? I'm prepared to do anything, even eat a box of Twinkees before hand if it will allow me to escape this hell."

- Just Wondering

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sunndoggy8

07-09-2001, 11:47 PM

Now you know what I call that? I call that Mad Producer getting his ass kicked!

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Mad Producer

07-10-2001, 05:16 AM

HK,
Please forward this to your Butch Dyke, Ugly, feminist surgeon: "I love my girlfriend and there is nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to someone. I prefer big fake breasts, obviously I am not alone a lot of women are making this very necessary improvement to their bodies. I hope to one-day start a fake breast fund to help skinny women with small boobs get nice big firm ones. There is nothing sexier than a skinny chick with BIG Boobs. Hey lady lose weight get your Boobs done and put some nice heels on. Women are supposed to feminine and sexy."

"Kick in the door wave in the four four"

The Blowhard

07-10-2001, 05:55 AM

Maybe being breastfed by your two dads had something to do with your problem.
Now go and play with your buttplug.

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vegeta

07-10-2001, 06:00 AM

Well, it's simple: you love man ass more!

No, to be truthful, you probably have issues with your mother. something in your shildhood must have traumatized you because I know no man on the planet who would give up a hot chick because she has beautiful real boobs.

Maybe you just have an obsession for all things artificial. Fake boobs, al dukes, anal vibrators. you know, all that good stuff.

P.S.: it's "Kick in the door wavin' the four-four. All you heard was 'pappa don't hit me no more'"

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Mad Producer

07-10-2001, 06:04 AM

Heckler,
I am really starting to like you.

"Kick in the door wave in the four four"

vegeta

07-10-2001, 06:17 AM

Well, heckler's nice to everyone. He can't help it, though he's got severe mental problems.

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